Texas draws the lead this week:
TWIS - week 8
For some reason an Irish fan telling Brian Kelly: "I hate your fucking lesbian golfer visor." just makes the whole world seem like a much better place.
+1 to that Irish fan, made my evening
Also linked under mgo.licio.us; the ND rant is pretty stellar and alone worth the click.
The opening lines:
I hate you, Brian Kelly. I hate your fucking lesbian golfer visor. I hate your fucking offense that looks like Oregon’s offense on quaaludes and holds the ball for 2.5 minutes a game.
I lol'd so hard while reading that ND rant -- simply poetic.
To the ND football players:
"I’m sure that, somehow, you’ll muster up enough strength to go out and drink 19 Keystone Lights in South Bend tonight, because you fucking deserve it."
this may be blasphemy but TWIS is my favorite thing brian writes...always. This blog is great but nothing makes me feel better about M football than drinking in the delicious tears of unfathomable sadness from around CFB.
Other people’s sadness…. I’m I evil? Yes I fucking am.
Who would win a contest for unwarranted smugness - Dantonio or Kelly?
What? Consider this about Kelly: every single program he's coached so far has reached unprecedented new heights of winning under his leadership. Including and especially the one where Kelly replaced Dantonio. Kelly might be smug, but not unwarrantedly.
I hate you, Notre Dame football. You’re fucked beyond repair, and the next time you do something impressive will be the first in my lifetime. You’re a bloated, creaking, corpse of a football program that slowly lurches along year after year, taking one step forward and two steps back. Fuck your classiness and your tradition and your "Welcome to Notre Dame Stadium!" and your violent yellow flowers and your assbag announcers who can’t identify the players or pronounce their names and your commercial breaks that last a galactic year and your retarded fucking schedules. All you do is provide schadenfreude for our enemies, and it fucking blows.
The ND rant is epic beyond all epicness. You would think he'd be used to his team being terrible by now.
I don't know how to embed anything that isn't Youtube, but if you want to see a bumbling doofus that couldn't coach his way out of a wet paper bag, check out this link:
I hate you, Notre Dame fans. You people fucking suck. I hate your pink jerseys, your 2.5 children named Hunter and Dakota and Mackenzie.
I'm literally crying. Epic...simply epic
I think Brian meant "chaste", not "chase". But I completely understand the Freudian slip. I know which I would prefer concerning them.
But then, I saw the last Iowa fan shot, and thought her "chewing" was referring to something different too. So that's just me.
I just wanted to say thank you Brian for writing TWIS every week. It has introduced me to NDNation after losses...and I must say, I have a new hobby. Its hard finding things that make me laugh more than ND fans after a loss.
Thank you Brian
lol that guy with the rant is now my favorite ND fan and its not even close
I just ventured over there for the first time this morning. Their hilarious bickering could cure Sadness Cancer.
(Cue to 4:02, watch until 5:30)
I was soooo hopeful that Brian would be awarding the "Tears" to MSU following a loss to Northwestern, and daaaaammmmnnnn it nearly happened. But that ND rant was surely nice.
Agree with lunchboxthegoat above.... TWIS is my favorite Brian column.
I enjoyed the Iowa chick, when we were watching that live, we enjoyed the fact that they kept showing her. Figured they didn't come much hotter than that in Iowa.
As I was reading I was surprised that Dawnpatrol wasn't awarded Scott Tenorman with his Kim Jong-Il post and then I got to the epic rant of all epic rants by Ancient Chinese Secret and everything became clear. Fantastic.