T.W.I.S: Auburn fans want Malzahn replaced with... oh wow.
Fire Mazahn. Let Muschamp be HC. The offense can't be any worse.Edited in the quote for who someone from Auburn would he crazy enough to beg to take over the HC job.
September 23rd, 2015 at 5:01 PM ^
I rather enjoyed reading Bama fans go off on their coaching.
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Challenge accepted!
September 23rd, 2015 at 5:07 PM ^
Laughing stock of Michigan coaches.
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September 23rd, 2015 at 5:59 PM ^
And don't forget about Doug Nussmeier and his Alabama experience....
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you know he coached at Auburn right? and you know one of his teams went 14-0 right? and he had the SEC's leading rusher in 2005 right?
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September 23rd, 2015 at 5:05 PM ^
that column is hilarious... literally.
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An embarrassment to our history and our reputation. His bad play calling and cockiness throughout the week singlehandedly lost us this game and the season. Welcome to mediocrity fellows, there goes the bowl streak. - Georgia Tech commenter
I agree with Nanni here - the big miss here is that it fails to incorporate the fact that the game was in South Bend and in a place where - and yes, there is no empirical evidence for this - the rules are conveniently misremembered by officials at critical moments. Such additions could have made this an epic rant.
September 23rd, 2015 at 5:10 PM ^
Yeah that'd be a terrible idea.
September 23rd, 2015 at 5:11 PM ^
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September 23rd, 2015 at 5:26 PM ^
fans are largely dumb with few exceptions.
September 23rd, 2015 at 6:20 PM ^
While I won't disagree too much, but for comic relief I will occasionally tune into the Paul Finebaum show. And I swear, the vast majority of his callers are truly from a shallow gene pool.
September 23rd, 2015 at 7:41 PM ^
I live among them. You are correct. The truth is that most Alabama graduates are good fans who love their team. However, their trailer park contingent (which includes many of Finebaum's callers) has no equal.
September 24th, 2015 at 12:38 PM ^
...only to be outdone by NFL fans, who drink even more, know even less, and have still less emotional maturity.
September 23rd, 2015 at 5:28 PM ^
On tidefans I saw a comment that basically said
"Saban can recruit but it takes a special talent to squander all the talent he brings in."
Talk about losing perspective. How a Bama fan can really complain I don't know.
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September 23rd, 2015 at 6:00 PM ^
That shit was fun to read.
September 23rd, 2015 at 6:16 PM ^
The South Carolina commenter who made up some prestigous history for USC and casually dismissed Spurrier's three 11 win seasons was my favorite.
September 23rd, 2015 at 6:25 PM ^
Mizzou (3-0) @ Kentucky (2-1)
Miss St (2-1 @ Auburn (2-1)
aTm (3-0) @ Arkanbielemas (1-2)
Tenn (2-1) @ Florida (3-0)
LSU (3-0) @ Syracuse (3-0) This should be a great game.
The rest are body bag games.
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September 23rd, 2015 at 6:40 PM ^
"Was the worst display of vomitous, cantankerous, shit sucking, sister fucking crock of horse shit I've ever seen."
Greatest comment of all time from an Alabama fan.
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September 23rd, 2015 at 8:49 PM ^
I think the answer to that question is in here somewhere.
I think my favorite piece of this is when the team's star DB was dismissed for a violation of team rules, Bowden explained that he'd gotten into debt at a local dog track...and the track's owner turned out to be a wealthy alum who was pissed at the public embarrassment.
That's Auburn football in one sentence.
The short version of my theory is that success breeds jealousy. You can't win there without getting on the good ol' boys' nerves, and once you do the recruiting pipeline shuts down and you're through.
September 23rd, 2015 at 7:41 PM ^
The only thing that tastes nearly as good as victory is the taste of rival Schadenfreude served up hot, fresh and steamy!
September 23rd, 2015 at 7:54 PM ^
Coaching turmoil at Auburn is very good since we're battling them for Rashan Gary.
September 23rd, 2015 at 8:02 PM ^
Rashan Gary will be...
September 23rd, 2015 at 7:55 PM ^
I am an avid fan of Auburn. Hire Jeff Muschamp!
September 23rd, 2015 at 8:44 PM ^
is just the best. I laugh my ass off every time.
September 23rd, 2015 at 9:18 PM ^
Every team in the country would kill for the consistency of success they've had over the last 7-8 years. I suppose they'd rather go back to life before Saban where Bryant-Denny was lucky to be full and they were a perennial 7-5 to 8-4 team.
If having a bad year means my team goes 9-3 or 10-2 and still plays in a meaningful bowl game, I'll take that every year and be more than happy with it.
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September 23rd, 2015 at 10:03 PM ^
I know SEC fans love to freak out, but Auburn basically had the worst two-week stretch in recent memory for them and they're still 2-1 and should make a nice bowl game if they can get anything out of the offense.
Now, if I'm an Arkansas fan I'd be freaking out that this meathead from Wiscy can't beat Texas Tech or Toledo, but Malzahan is still a pretty good coach.
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