November 20th, 2022 at 9:04 PM ^
Stroud is fraudulent
Day on third is such a joke
Corum for the win
November 20th, 2022 at 9:19 PM ^
One game for it all
Show neither fear or mercy
Big Ten East champions
November 20th, 2022 at 9:25 PM ^
Fuck Ohio State
Fuck High Street Brutus and Day
Fuck their toilet Shoe
(did I do that right?)
November 20th, 2022 at 9:40 PM ^
(Yes)
November 20th, 2022 at 9:28 PM ^
An Ohio School
With an article complex
Copyrighting "THE"
November 20th, 2022 at 9:29 PM ^
The Heisman Trophy.
The Big Ten East. The Playoffs.
It's all on the line.
November 20th, 2022 at 9:32 PM ^
Some fans seem to think
It's a foregone conclusion.
Should be a close game.
November 20th, 2022 at 9:37 PM ^
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
November 20th, 2022 at 9:39 PM ^
Beat Ohio!!!
November 20th, 2022 at 9:44 PM ^
Fuck that shit fanbase.
Fuck off Jon Big Nut Peters;
Fuck Buck-I-Guy too!
November 20th, 2022 at 9:49 PM ^
Fuck you Ohio
Cooler shitters everywhere
Win The Game, Go Blue
November 20th, 2022 at 9:51 PM ^
Beat ohio beat
ohio beat ohio
beat ohio bad
November 20th, 2022 at 9:59 PM ^
Fuck Ohio State.
Seriously, I mean it.
Fuck Ohio State.
November 20th, 2022 at 10:02 PM ^
We are THE®️ douche bags
frox ColuXbus Ohio
hoxe of THE®️ douche bags
November 21st, 2022 at 12:25 AM ^
This is very good.
But you made a mistake in
Ohio’s favor.
They always forget
To make an “X” for one “M”
Because they are duXb.
November 21st, 2022 at 11:11 AM ^
Thank you much, Henson
I almost misspelled “douche bag”
to honor Oiho
November 20th, 2022 at 10:04 PM ^
You need O, S, U;
to try to spell cocksucker.
Fuck Ohio too!
November 20th, 2022 at 10:06 PM ^
fuck ohio fuck
fuck you ohio fuck you
fuck ohio fuck
November 20th, 2022 at 10:07 PM ^
forty two points scored
ohio wept for a year
make them weep nonstop
November 20th, 2022 at 10:07 PM ^
Real men don't use dye
Born on third motherfucker
How does our ass taste?
November 20th, 2022 at 10:10 PM ^
highly aggressive NSFW haiku
November 20th, 2022 at 10:09 PM ^
Remember last year?
When it was cold and snowy
and you "had the flu"?
November 20th, 2022 at 10:13 PM ^
They poop in coolers
Yup they are cooler poopers
Damn cooler poopers!!
November 20th, 2022 at 11:11 PM ^
Avatar checks out.
November 20th, 2022 at 10:15 PM ^
Fuck Greg Mattison
Rot in hell Casey Anthony
Fuck the Borens too
November 20th, 2022 at 10:20 PM ^
Fuck your school's classes
They came there to play football
Fuck you Cardale Jones
November 20th, 2022 at 10:33 PM ^
Crude concrete bowl sinks
And shifts in the silty soil
Cracking the toilet
November 20th, 2022 at 10:34 PM ^
Soft like marshmallow
Like a big fluffy pillow
Effete OSU
November 20th, 2022 at 10:40 PM ^
Oh how I hate you
fuckbutt bucknuts. Ohio
you can burn in hell
November 20th, 2022 at 11:12 PM ^
A lightning flash
Across that giant toilet
Wish there is thunder
November 20th, 2022 at 11:34 PM ^
Oh I feel it coming back again
Like Bert Bielema breaking some wind
Gonna be like 42-27 again
I can feel it
(sorry, I thought those were Live lyrics)
November 20th, 2022 at 11:45 PM ^
Throwing (John) Cooper?
November 20th, 2022 at 11:14 PM ^
Blue wins big again
Victory sweet at 'Shoe
Day equals Cooper
November 20th, 2022 at 11:15 PM ^
Blue wins big again
Victory sweet at the 'Shoe
Day equals Cooper
November 20th, 2022 at 11:48 PM ^
Saturday night in
Columbus, Ohio, cry
In big toilet bowl
November 21st, 2022 at 12:01 AM ^
I don't know what the
question is; the answer is
FUCK OHIO STATE!!
November 21st, 2022 at 12:15 AM ^
Posbangs on Thursday
Haikus late on a Sunday
The board has gone nuts
November 21st, 2022 at 12:16 AM ^
2001, 2
4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9
10, 12, 13, ugh
I could not even
Get the years in one haiku.
For completion's sake...
2014
15, 16, 17
18 and 19
Two-thousand twenty?
Nope. We did not lose that year.
Suck on that, Buckeyes.
Two haikus of years
Are not erased by last year.
There's more work to do.
A win in the Shoe
Has not happened since Henson
Ran naked bootleg.
We struggled last week.
It felt bad. But then Ohio
Struggled with the Terps.
Beat Ohio State.
Show them once again they are
Charmin ultra soft.
November 21st, 2022 at 12:36 AM ^
OSU is soft
If thou poopest in cooler,
Squeeze them, not Charmin.
November 21st, 2022 at 8:25 AM ^
the Ohio State
is soft when facing bullies
more 15 point wins!
November 21st, 2022 at 8:39 AM ^
It looks like Wayne's basement.
But it's really not Wayne's basement.
Isn't that weird?
November 21st, 2022 at 9:02 AM ^
An Ohio state
University sucks balls.
Go Blue Win the Game
November 21st, 2022 at 9:18 AM ^
They Are Now Aware
That We Can Push Them Around
Let's Do it Again
Last Year Was a Shock
They Will Not Take Us Lightly
Need to Play Our Best
November 21st, 2022 at 10:22 AM ^
Win the “Game”
November 21st, 2022 at 10:45 AM ^
Some are born on third
But think they hit a triple
Day will not reach home
November 23rd, 2022 at 10:35 AM ^
Hit a triple? Nah.
Born on Third Base. Charmin soft.
Will crumple in snow
November 23rd, 2022 at 10:35 AM ^
Basketball on grass
Charmin soft little bitches
Bend over Brutus