GERG's motivational tactics lead me to believe he might have some unresolved childhood issues...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ydiZMflsnU
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Storytime with GERG
December 6th, 2010 at 2:31 AM
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Storytime with GERG
December 6th, 2010 at 3:11 AM | 
Did GERG
Did GERG
December 6th, 2010 at 3:47 AM |
GERG Chops Sing Along
GERG Chops Sing Along
Phenomenal!
"Don't stop your feet on contact!"
-Brady Hoke
Newsflash, if we don't win Rose Bowl '13 we will have little choice but to lay the blame on Kate Upton. That is all!
December 6th, 2010 at 2:49 AM |
Not quite Lloyd Carr having
Not quite Lloyd Carr having
Not quite Lloyd Carr having the team put ice picks in the ceiling. Remember having a defense? That was nice.
December 6th, 2010 at 4:47 AM |
That shirt should at least
That shirt should at least
That shirt should at least start to explain some things, right?
December 6th, 2010 at 11:26 AM |
Thanks, I was trying to do
Thanks, I was trying to do
Thanks, I was trying to do that and failed miserably. I guessing its probably not even that hard once you know what your doing.
December 6th, 2010 at 11:26 AM |
Thanks, I was trying to do
Thanks, I was trying to do
Thanks, I was trying to do that and failed miserably. I guessing its probably not even that hard once you know what your doing.
December 6th, 2010 at 3:07 AM |
How 'bout I punchisize your face, for free.
December 6th, 2010 at 3:37 AM |
I wonder
I wonder
if GERG will bring the stuffed animal to Florida? could very well be his last game coaching the Wolverines defense.
Go Blue!
"There is a Wolverine in all of us!!"
December 6th, 2010 at 3:41 AM |
If its not
If its not
his last game coaching, I won't feel very good about next season's defense
December 6th, 2010 at 3:45 AM |
We may all have disputes about who should coach...
We may all have disputes about who should coach...
We may all have disputes about who should coach, who should play, what scheme to run, who's in the wrong damn position, what's the status of the recruits, why is DB waiting so long, can't we tackle anyone this week, ect...
But we can all agree that this team has more character and characters than I've seen in a while. Hell, if ever! I don't know whether to Laugh,Cry, or Gerg at this OP! Derp!
"Don't stop your feet on contact!"
-Brady Hoke
Newsflash, if we don't win Rose Bowl '13 we will have little choice but to lay the blame on Kate Upton. That is all!
December 6th, 2010 at 3:52 AM |
yeah great point swamyblue
yeah great point swamyblue
couldn't have said it better myself. I absolutely love this team a lot of heart and character players. On a side note maybe this wont be GERG last season at the helm of defense because Rich appears to be loyal to his assistants and he might try to sell the youth as a major reason for struggles and make a case to keep GERG. My vote would be clean house on defense (except Tall i think he is a quality coach) and bring in a defensive coordinator that knows how to coach the 3-3-5 or a up and comer like Buddy Green from Navy. In any event i would just like an identity on defense something these current defensive coaches seem to not been able to zero in on yet.
"There is a Wolverine in all of us!!"
December 6th, 2010 at 3:59 AM |
Let's not forget....
Let's not forget....
If someone rubbed a My Little Pony on Mike Martin and then he got a sack, we'd be demanding it on every down. Mock if you must, but fan silliness>DC sillyness.
December 6th, 2010 at 4:04 AM |
It all makes sense now.
It all makes sense now.
It all makes sense now. No wonder our defense is incompetent.
"He has an uncanny ability to get kids to believe in him and believe in themselves. He doesn't do it with smooth words. He's not smooth. He does it by being the same genuine person day after day." ~Jason Whitlock on Brady Hoke
December 6th, 2010 at 8:47 AM |
Sucks to be you.
Sucks to be you.
My defense is young, inexperienced, and injured. There is nothing but up. Drive over from Dearborn and tell Mike Martin he is incompetent.
May you have a strong foundation
When the winds of changes shift
December 6th, 2010 at 10:51 AM |
meanwhile
meanwhile
Scott Shafer next NIU coach?
As for the NIU job, former WMU defensive coordinator Scott Shafer is one name that might be considered. Shafer just finished his second year as the DC at Syracuse — turning the once-woeful Orange into the nation's No. 5 defense. He spent eight seasons as an assistant at Northern Illinois (1996-2003), the last four as the Huskies defensive coordinator.
I wonder what might have been if we had given him a second year instead of hiring Gerg...
December 6th, 2010 at 11:41 AM |
Or
Or
let him run his own defense with his own staff. That is the real problem. Will Rich be willing to give up power and maybe let a few of his assistant buddies go on defense? No matter how many years Shafer or GERG get, running a foreign defense with guys they don't know as postition coaches is a recipe for the ugly mess we've watched for three years.
December 6th, 2010 at 11:11 AM |
Sadly,
Sadly,
Shafer was allegedly hamstrung by RichRod. Thus, even if RR would have kept him, he would not have had a free hand.
December 6th, 2010 at 12:30 PM |
Can't stand the 3-3-5
Can't stand the 3-3-5
...and if RR is the one dictating it, then he will be gone after it fails again next year.
Oh wait: I'm sure we'll be young & injured again next year! Other teams suffer injuries and graduation without exiting the top 100 in total D. No more excuses.
(I will concede that the secondary was hit by more BS than I've ever seen in one year.)
"I promise you we would have walked to the University of Michigan." - Brady Hoke
December 6th, 2010 at 11:24 AM |
How did anybody hire this guy
How did anybody hire this guy
How did anybody hire this guy after seeing Mr. Rogers ramble about the 'Little Engine that Could' at a football presser!?!? I'm assuming this was after his team was blown out a couple days prior.
I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that Gerg's favorite part of the football bust was the Grobin sing a long while caressing his stuffed beaver...
I'm sure Gerg is a nice guy, but ship his ass, his stuffed beaver and his little engine that could out of town please...Thank You
December 6th, 2010 at 11:40 AM |
DB waiting
DB waiting
Another reason DB would be waiting to make a move is he is going to keep RR but clean house on D and we need the D coaches for the bowl game. Any thoughts?
December 6th, 2010 at 12:13 PM |
There will be a new DC
There will be a new DC
I flew up from Fl for the last home game and by chance ended up talking to a guy who used to coach at USF with three of the current UM coaches. They had arranged tickets and a room at the Campus Inn for him and his friends. He wanted to see a UM game before everyone got fired. Said they were all afraid of getting the ax. If they didn't, for sure there would be changes made by RR on the D. I questioned him on who would ever want to coach D under RR. His reply was $$$$$$.
December 6th, 2010 at 12:01 PM |
More Greg Robinson fun
More Greg Robinson fun
More Greg Robinson fun courtesy of the Syracuse fanbase:
(enjoy the ending)
Syracuse '03, Michigan G'05
Space bitches, space.
used to be a Kindergarten teacher? Stuffed animals and the Little Engine that could? I don't know whether to laugh, cry, or be embarrassed. Everytime I see anything about GERG, I start picturing his next job will be GERG Chops Sing Along.