January 1st, 2024 at 8:05 PM ^
I knew there would be special snowflakes
January 1st, 2024 at 8:09 PM ^
This is just about a good a place as any to say “I sliced a chunk of skin off the end of my thumb, but it didn’t bleed nor does it hurt. It’s weird. I was slicing garlic on a mandolin and they were too small to use the guards. I guess I got lucky.”
January 1st, 2024 at 8:32 PM ^
I did that once and never found the skin. I am pretty sure it wound up in the food. So I guess I’m some kind of cannibal now.
January 1st, 2024 at 9:00 PM ^
Always put in some radishes if you do that, it will blend in.
January 1st, 2024 at 9:03 PM ^
Smart
January 1st, 2024 at 9:03 PM ^
Smart
January 1st, 2024 at 9:03 PM ^
Smart
January 1st, 2024 at 9:01 PM ^
Does it count if it’s YOUR skin?
January 1st, 2024 at 8:33 PM ^
I'm actually amazed it took this long
January 1st, 2024 at 8:07 PM ^
Come on, Toby. You’re in HR. You of all people know there is an order to things around here.
January 1st, 2024 at 8:19 PM ^
Also, I want to apologize to A-Train because these clowns butchered your name. We had English 101 together in 1997, so I felt this was necessary.
January 1st, 2024 at 9:08 PM ^
I yelled at the TV as soon as they said Thompson. Why would they bother to take 1/2 a second to get it right???
January 1st, 2024 at 8:28 PM ^
Big time they almost cost us the game …
January 1st, 2024 at 8:34 PM ^
I mean, they did. Regardless of outcome.
We wouldn't have to go to OT
January 1st, 2024 at 8:46 PM ^
Fuck off Toby. God you are so annoying
January 1st, 2024 at 9:04 PM ^
Toby....
January 1st, 2024 at 10:15 PM ^
He chose the perfect username and avatar
January 1st, 2024 at 8:54 PM ^
If I had a gun with two bullets, and I was in a room with Hitler, bin-Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.
January 2nd, 2024 at 12:01 AM ^
To be fair, Hitler and OBL are already dead...so maybe not a hard decision./s
Agree with the sentiment though.
January 1st, 2024 at 8:55 PM ^
it’s a team game Toby
January 1st, 2024 at 8:55 PM ^
Dude. What is wrong with you. Shit happens. Watch ST be the reason they win the next game.
January 1st, 2024 at 8:55 PM ^
Michigan won. Fan since 89. I now love everyone. Even the special teams. You have a week to get better
January 1st, 2024 at 9:11 PM ^
who, toby? ‘cause that ain’t getting better, ever.
January 1st, 2024 at 8:56 PM ^
what a douche.
January 1st, 2024 at 9:00 PM ^
It looked ugly for a while but they righted the ship.
Sh!t happens but Michigan is indeed a team of destiny.
January 1st, 2024 at 9:00 PM ^
Time to send Toby back to the annex with Ryan and Kelly.
January 1st, 2024 at 9:01 PM ^
the special teams were trash and it almost looked like they were going to cost us the game.
The return/fair catch/let it bounce decision tree was fully broken
Then we didn't have enough men on the field for the second debacle
January 1st, 2024 at 9:06 PM ^
Some friendly advice from Michigan History: Quit drinking and go to bad. Or keep drinking. I don’t care. Just no more posts like this tonight, OK?
January 1st, 2024 at 9:07 PM ^
It was an awful performance to say the least, but they overcame it and have a week to work on it.
I will happily take the win and shut up about it.
January 1st, 2024 at 9:08 PM ^
This aged well
January 1st, 2024 at 9:23 PM ^
Shame on the not-so-special Toby!
January 1st, 2024 at 9:40 PM ^
I can't remember who it was that muffed the last punt, but he saved the fucking game for us by establishing possession.
Shame on you for this post.
January 1st, 2024 at 10:19 PM ^
Fix Dat sheeiitt!
January 1st, 2024 at 10:23 PM ^
11 points. 7 off a muffed punt. Missed FG. Missed XP. This thing should have been. 24-13 in regulation.
That's also why I knew Michigan would win. Alabama staying in a game off special teams miscues is not repeatable.
January 1st, 2024 at 10:27 PM ^
Toby - this is so on brand.
Go Blue my guy!!!!!!!!!!
January 1st, 2024 at 11:46 PM ^
Well, can't really disagree.
January 2nd, 2024 at 2:44 AM ^
do you always try to be a dick?
January 2nd, 2024 at 8:55 AM ^
Thank you for your insight