Brimley

August 3rd, 2020 at 9:53 AM ^

There were two threads in my honor Saturday night and if I have to be honest, my response in the other one was funnier but that's the one that got caved.  Either way, I'm doing all right for a dead guy.

And in ALL seriousness, I picked Brimley 9.5 years ago because it seems I'm 20+ years older than most people on here and I wanted to accentuate the fact that I am decidedly unhip.  The real Brimley was a real character, who would bet on anything, and actually was in fact a curmudgeon.  He lived the hell out of the life he chose and while that life is a lot different from what I've chosen, I salute him for it.

Blue Vet

August 2nd, 2020 at 7:43 AM ^

Similar mustaches, yes, but Bolton's looks to me like a Mr. Potato Head accessory, which may pop off at any moment. Makes him look as if he's worried he's about to be surprised.

Brimley's 'stache, by contrast, rounds out his face, making him look grumpy but efficient. "Don't be a jerk. Let's get to work."

Perkis-Size Me

August 2nd, 2020 at 4:08 AM ^

I’ll never forget the spoof Family Guy did on him. Actually thought it was pretty funny:

Hello I’m Wilford Brimley and I have diabeetus. It hurts me to pee and causes me to be short with my family. I can’t sleep at night. The other morning I stubbed my toe and took it out on the dog. And then just the other day, we ran out of vanilla ice cream and I struck my wife. Then I find out my wife has been dead for six years. Who the hell did I hit?!?

Hotel Putingrad

August 2nd, 2020 at 11:13 AM ^

It had a very brief run, but I loved Our House. He and Deirdre Hall and a young Shannen Doherty. Good show.

His Seinfeld cameo as the Postmaster General was one of those classic TV moments.

And he was a Marine.

Semper Fi, Mr. Brimley.

I Bleed Maize N Blue

August 2nd, 2020 at 1:21 PM ^

RIP.

He was fucking shit up as Dr. Blair in The Thing: sabotaged the helicopter, wrecking the radio. Everyone thought he was crazy, but he was the first to figure out what was really going on.