Remembering Festivus--Any Miracles to Share?
Miracle 1:
- Sleazy Guy: "Hello again, Miss Benes."
- Elaine Benes: "What are you doing here?"
- Sleazy Guy: "Damnedest thing. Me and Charlie were calling to ask you out, and, uh, we got this bagel place."
- Cosmo Kramer: "I told them I was just about to see you. It's a Festivus Miracle!"
Miracle 2:
- Gwen: "Jerry!"
- Jerry Seinfeld: "Gwen! How did you know I was here?"
- Gwen: "Kramer told me!"
- Cosmo Kramer: "Another Festivus Miracle!"
- Jerry Seinfeld: (gives Kramer a murderous glare)
December 23rd, 2011 at 6:30 PM ^
It is a miracle I did not kill anyone trying to do last minute shopping today. We need to start doing a better job of birth control with some of the idiots roaming this planet.
December 23rd, 2011 at 6:38 PM ^
A miracle it only took me 30 minutes to get out of the mall parking lot today
December 23rd, 2011 at 7:34 PM ^
It is a miracle that I managed to get 33 kindergartners to successfully decorate sugar cookies without any major frosting or sprinkle catastrophes. My wife actually got to me volunteer at the school - that's the real miracle.
In any event, I had to run to Meijer quickly this morning and they were out of Christmas cookie sprinkles, and in my panic, I somehow wandered into the spice aisle, where there were sprinkles nestled between the cilantro and cumin. Indeed, a Festivus miracle.
December 23rd, 2011 at 7:05 PM ^
September 22, 1990
Denard Xavier Robinson was born
December 23rd, 2011 at 7:10 PM ^
or a few days later, when yours truly was born. It does make me feel small in retrospect. He's a gazelle who captivates thousands and thousands of people every week. I play intramural basketball.
December 23rd, 2011 at 7:28 PM ^
I visualize Okay face guy talking. It makes that last comment seem a touch sadder.
December 23rd, 2011 at 7:11 PM ^
that I've been shopping in NE Ohio all day today and have yet to receive one snarky comment about my Michigan attire.
December 23rd, 2011 at 8:41 PM ^
has indeed turned.
December 24th, 2011 at 8:24 AM ^
Same miracle in same spot!
December 23rd, 2011 at 7:19 PM ^
The newspaper rack at the grocery store was empty of the kind of paper I wanted to buy. So I looked around my surroundings and found one on the customer service desk. It cost $1.
December 23rd, 2011 at 7:28 PM ^
We've had 4 threads today on the same topic, and not a single complaint about it. Festivus is truly a magical day.
December 23rd, 2011 at 7:35 PM ^
My Festivus Miracle: Old high school friend is having about 20 of the old gang over for a Holiday party/ game night so I'm skipping my work Christmas party with a real excuse this time.
Note: most of the RSVPs were for my high school friends party were from girls.
Another Festivus Miracle!
December 23rd, 2011 at 7:43 PM ^
Profit organizing my jailbreak from Bolivia and finally teaching some of these southerners how to play euchre. Each is truley a miracle!
December 23rd, 2011 at 7:51 PM ^
I put my 3 year old golden retriever to sleep today.
December 23rd, 2011 at 7:53 PM ^
I am very sorry to hear that MGoFriend.
December 23rd, 2011 at 8:02 PM ^
Really sorry to hear about that AJJ, it's a terrible thing to have to go through...
December 23rd, 2011 at 8:03 PM ^
Thank you very much
December 23rd, 2011 at 8:31 PM ^
your golden was lucky to have you.
December 23rd, 2011 at 10:27 PM ^
my family had to put down my 9 year old golden 4 years ago because of cancer, i was 12 and I think that might have been one of the saddest moments of my life seeing her get in the van to go to the vet. But you have to keep strong and move on to a new dog. Thats what I did and I have a 4 year old golden boy right now who is my best friend. But my old dog will never lose a place in my heart, she will always be my first dog. Never lose that special place in your heart for your dog
December 24th, 2011 at 10:10 AM ^
My mind focuses on one obvious miracle for which I am personally and eternally grateful.