Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman...
he's got the ultimate set of tools. I can fix it!
So here are 5 fixes:
1. Dylan starts the day he's healthy. Period. Leadership and ball security matter - a lot.
2. Mason returns to RB even if he never touches the ball again - pass pro requires it when ZC and Tru are out. Plus, he's ridiculously undersized for DL in Big Ten play.
3. Hinton and Mazi play right now - limited roles to spell Kemp, Jeter, Dwomfour.
4. Aidan never plays another down as an inside lineman. The kid is a natural beast of a DE, use his talents appropriately. We've lost containment on the edge way too often with him inside
5. Dax replaces Hawkins immediately. Ready or not - deal with it.
We won't face another team who can exploit our D-line weakness like Wisco did until 10/26. Plenty of time to get this ship in shape before it sinks.
September 24th, 2019 at 4:13 PM ^
what the hell am i looking at here?
September 24th, 2019 at 4:23 PM ^
Looks like some new form of feminism.
It's quite disturbing.
September 24th, 2019 at 4:47 PM ^
Manscaping???
September 24th, 2019 at 6:12 PM ^
Hahahahaha! Men.
September 24th, 2019 at 8:25 PM ^
....are you sure they are??? In this day and age, often better not to assume as the situation could be fluid!!!
September 24th, 2019 at 10:07 PM ^
Maize N Ute, if you think thats a woman you need to stay away from Thailand.
September 24th, 2019 at 4:33 PM ^
Looks like it's from a commercial for an ice cream company.
September 24th, 2019 at 4:37 PM ^
what the hell am i looking at here?
That's what I thought after reading the OP
September 24th, 2019 at 6:35 PM ^
That's what I thought after reading the OP
No shit... TVs can be repaired?
September 24th, 2019 at 4:23 PM ^
Male, Female or Other?
September 24th, 2019 at 4:34 PM ^
Other.
September 24th, 2019 at 6:11 PM ^
Mother.
Is that you?
September 24th, 2019 at 8:30 PM ^
Probably.
September 24th, 2019 at 4:39 PM ^
this made my day
September 24th, 2019 at 4:45 PM ^
you win the internet today!
September 24th, 2019 at 5:07 PM ^
As I'm sure this is mostly due to no hair but that forehead looks like it's about an inch big.
September 24th, 2019 at 5:18 PM ^
This is the most coherent thing posted on this blog all week
September 24th, 2019 at 5:38 PM ^
Wouldn't be the worst thing I've ever masturbated to.
Zip...
September 24th, 2019 at 8:11 PM ^
Sounds like someone needs an issue of Good Housekeeping
September 24th, 2019 at 8:42 PM ^
Just curious, what is . . . um, no. Nevermind.
September 24th, 2019 at 4:07 PM ^
I wanted to neg this because of the title, but I agree with everything you mentioned.
Of course we arent at practice, so we have no clue how Dax, Mazi and Hinton look. It cant be great if they cant get on the field.
Hawkins is not good and I definitley think it is time to get your all world 5* safety into the fire now. Rutgers is the perfect time to get your first start. If he struggles, then you put your veteran safety back in.
September 24th, 2019 at 6:12 PM ^
Here’s the thing, you can’t always tell how someone plays in games via practice. Sometimes, there are practice players that don’t show up in games, and vice versa. I’m all for letting the highly touted recruits play up to see where we come out. The anointed starters are less than great, so not sure how much you give up by playing less experienced but potentially more athletic players
September 24th, 2019 at 9:31 PM ^
That's weird because I was going to upvote him simply because of the title...
September 24th, 2019 at 11:18 PM ^
Me too. So I upvoted you for agreeing with me.
September 24th, 2019 at 4:10 PM ^
FIRST HE'S GONNA SHIT, THEN HE'S GONNA KILL US!
September 24th, 2019 at 4:44 PM ^
Does Charles Jefferson have eligibility left?
September 24th, 2019 at 4:12 PM ^
Can't really argue with any of this
September 24th, 2019 at 4:13 PM ^
I agree on all points but missed out on Hawkins playing poorly. I guess it was hard to dig out during the game with all of the other shit that was going wrong.
September 24th, 2019 at 4:14 PM ^
How long is Dylan out for?
September 24th, 2019 at 4:15 PM ^
There's a lot of variation with concussions. I doubt anyone really knows at this point.
September 24th, 2019 at 6:53 PM ^
I was at the game and the Wisconsin fans booed the ejection. From the stands the hit was an obvious targeting call and totally unnecessary. Wisconsin can be happy for their team, but they should be ashamed of their fans. Coincidentally one of our guy's uber drivers claimed to be the replay dude. He said that anything remotely for the other team (Michigan) shouldn't be replayed. They did not show the replay of that hit at all.
September 24th, 2019 at 4:22 PM ^
1. I'm on board with this
2. Yes please
3. Why? If they aren't better than Kemp, Jeter, and Dwomfour then why play them? Seems counterproductive.
4. Agreed
5. I haven't noticed Hawkins being much of a liability. Again, if Dax isn't better than Hawkins then why would you start him? Seems counterproductive.
September 24th, 2019 at 5:35 PM ^
I think #3 & #5 are about upside and potential. Sometimes you have to play them to see what you have and every now and again it takes playing meaningful snaps to turn the light on for them.
Dax is talented enough to only play three years, so let’s play him three years. We might have a few bumps in the road along the way but it could pay huge dividends at the end of the season. - Then again he could blow a coverage that costs us the game. I would take my chances on a future AA to develop quickly.
September 24th, 2019 at 5:37 PM ^
#3 he said just make them part of the rotation. Need the depth. That would also help with getting us to do #4.
The only problem with #3 is losing the red shirts. Sigh. But kind of have no choice.
September 24th, 2019 at 4:24 PM ^
I am sure Harbaugh is waiting for my response to this post.... I can support these.
September 24th, 2019 at 4:29 PM ^
Mother knows best, right?
September 24th, 2019 at 4:26 PM ^
I like it except I think Mason should go back to his full time FB duties like he did in the good old days. Get him some work in practice so he gets comfortable with ball security and use him when you need a yard. I miss that stretch of years with the Hammering Panda and then Mason when they almost always got that much needed yard.
September 24th, 2019 at 4:40 PM ^
Where have you been? There's no fullback in this year's offense.
September 24th, 2019 at 8:47 PM ^
It went away. Along with first downs and points.
September 24th, 2019 at 6:27 PM ^
Love Bench but his time has come and gone. We gave him a shot and he fumbled it away. Give your primary ball carriers the ball, 4th and short run them.
September 24th, 2019 at 4:26 PM ^
Bet the house for Michigan not to cover the spread and buy a new TV.
September 24th, 2019 at 8:57 PM ^
Smart bettors have been betting against Michigan vs the spread in big games since 1969.
September 24th, 2019 at 4:36 PM ^
BEAVERS will sting the Hornets.
#6.
# Bank it.
# EXPECT VICTORY.
September 24th, 2019 at 4:37 PM ^
Also wearing our helmets like this might help..... lol
September 24th, 2019 at 4:39 PM ^
I gotta say...
I agree with all of this.
September 24th, 2019 at 4:42 PM ^
If you're here, and I'm here ...
September 24th, 2019 at 4:52 PM ^
Then isn’t it our time?