Questions for Stevie Brown? Anyone?
I'm stretching my new "Forum Posting" legs, so bear with me if this was posted already.
The players present for Big Ten Media Days have been announced (courtesy of Adam Rittenberg at ESPN) and our very own Stevie Brown will be in attendance along with the Space Emperor and Mark "Nickname" Ortmann.
Given that, and in the spirit of wasting time until actual football starts up again, what one question would you love to ask Mr. Brown?
(Link:http://myespn.go.com/blogs/bigten/0-3-636/The-lineup-for-Big-Ten-media-…)
will i cringe in fear when you step on the field next year?
What do you think is going to be different about the defense this year as opposed to last?
"Stevie, what's Tate Forcier like?"
Is GERG emphasizing that the defense FUCK.SHIT.UP!?
Although, I FUCK.SHIT.UP on a regular basis, so there would be no need for the emphasis by GERG.
Do you ever say the words, "Looks like I'm not the only one who would make a good spinner" when you see Tri-Delts on campus?
Tri Delts...everyone else has.
Curious why Brandon Graham isn't going to media days; did he go last year? Graham is definitely our highest profile senior.
I wondered that myself.
I don't remember him being an extremely outgoing guy when I saw video interviews of him, so my guess is he just didn't want to be bothered.
The same Brandon Graham who did Mock Rock? Who was in a video for the UM women's gymnastics team doing backflips (quite well, I might add)? Who was a celebrity judge for gymnastics along with Zoltan and Nick Sheridan?
He didn't seem all that shy and retiring to me.
Jamison, Trent, and Massey went last year.
Ask him his favorite: Spinner, roover, wolf/wolveback, deathbacker, etc...
What have you been working on this summer to improve form tackling, angles of pursuit, and reading offensive formations?
What are your goals for this year (both academic and athletic?)
end well.
Can you please pay extra close attention on third downs this year?
Stevie:
Are you looking forward to not being "the oft-maligned Stevie Brown" in 2009?
Who are you? Where are you going?
Ask him if he likes to be called Stevie, or just Steve. Or Steve the spinner. Steve the swinger? Steveneth Brown III...? Or how bout if he feels like a NEW MAN.
1. Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
2. At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
3. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
The sold them in Hong Kong and Japan. They have the very original name of McHotDog or McDog.
Thank you Steven Brown
DAMMIT! You owe me a new kidney, you bastard! My wife wants to know why I'm rolling on the floor over here and I can't even stop laughing long enough to tell her.
Well at least someone enjoyed it.
Top 5 comment of all time.
that he can borrow my Protractor, anytime to help him figure out proper angles of pursuit.
I'd give that a +1 if I was at the magic 20.
Are you as excited to graduate as we are for you to graduate?
If you were being carried out to sea in a rip current, would you A. swim directly for shore, B. swim parallel to the shore, C. swim toward the shore at a 45 degree angle, or D. swim directly out to sea?
What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow? (European)
What 3 books would you bring to read on a desert island?
Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?
of European?
Edit: A reply to the unladen swallow question.
Your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elderberries! Monty Python. People either hate it or watch it over and over for the rest of their lives. I am obviously the latter.
How do you feel about your new role in our defense?
Which game are you most excited for this season? Why?
whoa. brain lapse. I totally forgot my punchline!
"MSM, here I come!"
you excited to play in the NFL next year?
That's just evil.
How about, are you excited to be playing division 1 football at Michigan next year? Did you ever think you'd make it this far?
Maybe before each play next year you can ask yourself, What would Charles Woodson do?
Did you have a hard time scoring some ladies last year?
Nice. You get a point.
Why do you think the coaches moved you to LB/spinner?
What is different about this years defense from last years defense?
I know he probably won't comment, but I'd love to hear what he thought of Scott Shafer.
I'm going to judge Brown's season performance on his interview. If he let's one question get by him, or one question just flies right over his head, we are DOOMED!
On a scale of one to ten, with 1 meaning "a lot" and 10 meaning "a lot a lot," how much does your own fans booing motivate you and your teammates?
How awesome would it be to play night games... in the BIG HOUSE?
What is your opinion on alternate maize jerseys? How about black jerseys?
Which of the following songs would you prefer to run out on the field to: "Welcome to the Jungle", "Enter Sandman", or "Lose Yourself"?
More serious, though, I'd like to hear from his perspective what the differences between playing safety and his new position are.
Why do you always get burned on third down?
How come cats butts go up when you pet them?
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
Can you cry under water?
If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense?
Do bald people get Dandruff?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?
Pretty sure Freddy just takes the glove off, or uses his other hand.
WTF?
those fuckers just don't like turtles.
The -1 did not come from me