OT- Washington Football Team to unveil new brand in February.
Reports are The WFT will unveil its new logo and brand 2/2/22.
finalists reported are: Red Wolves, RedHawks, Brigade, Commanders, Armada, Presidents, Defenders or keeping Football Team however….
Type WashingtonAdmirals.com into your internet browser of choice it takes you to the current WFT site. As a Pats fan I’m personally not too invested but as a lifelong football fan and novice historian I find it interesting.
thoughts?
January 4th, 2022 at 11:37 AM ^
Admirals would be solid IMO. RedHawks is fine if they want to keep the “Red” part. Armada is unique, but would take some getting used to. Presidents, defenders, commanders… not a fan of those for whatever reason.
January 4th, 2022 at 11:42 AM ^
Chatter is RedWolves or Wolves were the early favorite but some other team has trademarks on similar logos and branding, which I found somewhat fascinating.
January 4th, 2022 at 12:02 PM ^
Arkansas State is already the Redwolves after they used to be Indians
January 4th, 2022 at 12:44 PM ^
I love how Division II colleges and semipro teams are forcing one of the NFL's biggest brands to resort to contingency plans C and D
January 4th, 2022 at 3:57 PM ^
Plus the "Admirals" clearly helps to honor this country's seamen.
January 4th, 2022 at 11:52 AM ^
Click here and watch where you are taken
Those idiots took a page directly out of the Cleveland Guardians botched name rebranding playbook.
Spoiler alert - It's the Admirals.
EDIT: Up to about five minutes ago the link to washingtonadmirals.com was directed to the current WFT official website. The Twitters have been mocking them all morning for their fuck-up, somebody in the WFT internet team must've gotten out of bed and discovered linking those sites before the official announcement was not such a great idea.
And it's EXACTLY what the baseball team formally known as the Indians did as well on the day of their announcement.
January 4th, 2022 at 12:13 PM ^
The Peter Principle + Richy Rich = WFT (Washington Fuck Thups).
January 4th, 2022 at 2:37 PM ^
WFT (Washington Food Trucks)
January 4th, 2022 at 12:37 PM ^
Yep, the link now takes you to a UVA branded site.
They should have taken The Spiders since Cleveland passed it up.
January 4th, 2022 at 1:31 PM ^
It now takes you to a charity organization called The Giving Kitchen.
January 4th, 2022 at 1:16 PM ^
But, but, but … google tells me there’s already a Major League Quidditch team named the Washington Admirals.
January 4th, 2022 at 2:53 PM ^
Someone in the Washington Football Team marketing department doesn't know how to use the googles.
January 4th, 2022 at 2:15 PM ^
https://mlquidditch.com/club/washington/
Yeah, it won't be the admirals and unless they want to get some Harry Potter spells and shit thrown their way.....
January 4th, 2022 at 2:48 PM ^
www.washingtonadmirals.com took me to The Giving Kitchen.
Here's the clue folks. Announcement 2/2/22. Groundhogs Day. My guess is the word Hogs is part of it. If so, its kinda cool to name a team after an offensive line. The counter trey lives!!
January 4th, 2022 at 1:32 PM ^
RedHawks would not be unique in any way. Miami (OH) changed their mascot from the Redskins to the RedHawks in 1997. RedHawks is, clearly, a red herring.
January 4th, 2022 at 11:40 AM ^
There was simply NO reason to change the name..... they just needed to change the logo.... I could have saved them SO much $$$$
January 4th, 2022 at 11:43 AM ^
Dudes would be taking potato salad challenge baths in the parking lot. Looking at you dukes mayo.
January 4th, 2022 at 12:19 PM ^
Back when I lived and worked in the DC area, I wrote a ditty that started: Hail to the Red Skins, Spuds on the march.
I don’t remember all of it, but one line had them mashing the opponent.
January 4th, 2022 at 1:26 PM ^
And, potatoes are from the Western Hemisphere, originally.
January 4th, 2022 at 1:43 PM ^
wait, so they're native?? damn, there goes another one.
January 4th, 2022 at 2:51 PM ^
Ireland?
January 4th, 2022 at 3:31 PM ^
Potatoes were originally cultivated in the Andes Mountains of South America. The Irish Potato Famine was the disastrous result of decades of overplanting of potatoes. A blight swept through the resulting monoculture and the crop failed in years 1845 - 1849. Millions died or emigrated as a result.
The tomato was originally cultivated in Central America. I can't imagine Italian cooking without tomatoes, but the Italians have had 500 years to work out the kinks.
If you're interested in more I'd recommend the book 1493: Uncovering the New World Columbus Created by Charles C. Mann, as well as the precursor 1491: New Revelations of the Americas Before Columbus.
January 4th, 2022 at 11:42 AM ^
Redhawks would be OK, but RedHawks (with the interstitial capital) is annoying to look at.
Presidents would work. That's something specific to Washington D.C.
The rest? Meh.
January 4th, 2022 at 11:49 AM ^
I felt the same overall uninspiring. , some were just dumb like having a board meeting discussing some of these must’ve been hilarious…but at least no one had to do cartwheels and sing glee club songs.
January 4th, 2022 at 3:19 PM ^
You just made this post as an excuse to show off you know the word interstitial
January 4th, 2022 at 11:43 AM ^
stick with Football Team
it is so retro
January 4th, 2022 at 4:49 PM ^
And also kind of subversive. This gets my vote.
January 4th, 2022 at 11:46 AM ^
Admirals would be pretty good, in my opinion. I'm curious about where they'll go visually. The Native American imagery aside, the visual look of the uniforms (particularly when they always wore white at home, with bold stripes on the helmet and pants) was extremely solid.
But if they just want to make a clean break from that era, I understand that as well.
January 4th, 2022 at 11:52 AM ^
They released some uniform “teasers” looks like the same color scheme adding some black, helmet is Matte, stars on the shoulders of the unit’s.
January 4th, 2022 at 11:55 AM ^
Why Admirals though? George Washington was a general, not an admiral, and D.C. is not a major port or naval base (of course, Washington Generals is already... taken.) Maybe if they rebranded as "Annapolis Admirals?"
Agreed on the uniforms being a good look, although at this point all the other D.C. teams are going with red, white, and blue, and you may as well roll with it (I guess the Patriots throw a wrench in that).
January 4th, 2022 at 12:05 PM ^
It's a name, and still a decent one. Washington isn't itself a naval port, but... it is the seat of the national government, which includes a pretty significant navy. I would suggest that Admirals works in general as a good sports mascot, and it works with Washington because it is one of a number of named government roles whose parent institution is based in the Washington, DC area.
January 4th, 2022 at 12:38 PM ^
Agreed. The Pentagon, notably, sits just across the Potomac in Arlington, VA. The Naval Academy is also just 30 minutes away. There is plenty to point at to support the Admirals (or any military themed name).
The burgundy and yellow unis don't work as well with any of the military name ideas, in my opinion, but it is Dan Snyder. He's just going to do whatever he feels like.
January 4th, 2022 at 1:30 PM ^
Thought the Washington Navy Yard was a thing?
January 4th, 2022 at 11:48 AM ^
I like both the WFT name and the logo, would be fine with me if they kept both.
Pretty underwhelmed by the other choices.
January 4th, 2022 at 11:48 AM ^
Here's hoping they stick with WFT. I'll be sad to lose the What Fuh Thucks.
January 4th, 2022 at 12:02 PM ^
They missed a great opportunity on the name “Red Tails.” Could have been one of the best names in sports with a great meaning behind it, and a smooth transition from Redskins
January 4th, 2022 at 12:06 PM ^
Dan Snyder is a clueless dummy when it comes to racial nuance, so I was never expecting Red Tails to truly have a shot
January 4th, 2022 at 12:19 PM ^
Agreed. I had heard that this was an option earlier in the process. I thought it would be a great option.
January 4th, 2022 at 12:04 PM ^
Only way to really rebrand is for Snyder to sell.
January 4th, 2022 at 12:05 PM ^
A lot of truth to this.
January 4th, 2022 at 12:11 PM ^
Assuming he's not selling, acknowledge the obvious, call the team TFS. The Flailing Snyders!
January 4th, 2022 at 12:04 PM ^
Guardians of the Metaverse?
(Cleveland-like)
January 4th, 2022 at 12:09 PM ^
Naming teams should not be hard. Pick something unique to the city/area that sounds cool. Done. D.C. teams should have a political theme (e.g., Senators). Never give a team a generic nothingburger name that means nothing to no one (e.g., Defenders).
Good examples of this principle:
- Washington Capitals (this is how you do a D.C. team name)
- Colorado Rockies (there were some dodgy expansion team names in the 90s, but this one was right)
- Detroit Pistons (just perfect in every way)
Bad examples:
- Cleveland Guardians (first thing that comes to mind when you think of Cleveland is . . . guardians, wtf)
- Nashville Predators (lulwut)
- Toronto Raptors (poor bastards just happened to come into existence when Jurassic Park was kewl)
January 4th, 2022 at 12:34 PM ^
I agree on 5/6 here, raptors are just straight badass so the Toronto Raptors is a cool name.
January 4th, 2022 at 12:54 PM ^
The Carolina Jar Jar Binkses!
99% of people didn't know what a raptor was before 1993
January 4th, 2022 at 2:49 PM ^
I think since "raptor" also refers to birds-of-prey, they could have gone with a bird-of-prey type of logo rather than the dino logo and been fine. I mean, think about it. Canada has a plethora of different species of birds-of-prey. That could have been solid.
January 4th, 2022 at 3:25 PM ^
Yeah but that awful, awful Dino logo
January 4th, 2022 at 1:01 PM ^
Yeah! Like whose stupid idea was it to give a fictional detective the name "Magnum"?
January 4th, 2022 at 1:44 PM ^
In other solid team names, gotta go with the Florida Panthers and Carolina Hurricanes. Vancouver Grizzlies also worked.
On the other hand, Tennessee Titans is pretty generic, and Jaguars really have nothing to do with Jacksonville. Cleveland Guardians is just turrible.
As for the WFT, I do like the Admirals. Presidents is a stupid idea.