OT: Urban's wife's hair's on fire

"Baby, I'ma treat you like the Big Ten and set you on fire tonight."

If ever there was to be a fire in the Meyer family; I expected it to be Urban's pants.

I have pretty short hair and yet every time I get near candles this nightmare races through my mind.  Glad to see she seems okay.

Also, HARBAUGH!  When he's around an open flame, it's fire that tries to stay away less it be consumed by his awe-inspiring, all-encompassing Harbaughness!

Hair-baugh.

Arizona wins.

Hasn't Urban put this poor woman through enough?

She must be an Alicia Keys fan. ba-dum-psshhh

Liar, liar Mrs. Meyers on fire.

If Urban had just smelled burning hair we might have had another chance at a "health scare" retirement.  Now we're stuck with this fucker in Columbus for at least another year.

Fuck you, Instagram!

Isn't this another smokescreen  :) 

I did this to myself once while hitting a bowl.  Lost a tuft right in the middle of my forehead, left a slight burn too.

apostrophe-s's

Does Shelley Meyer pass the "Brian Cook THAT WOMAN" test?

Wait, OSU folks probably have different pass/fail criteria.

Time to trade her in.  

This can only mean one thing:

Saban Cometh

how many slices of pizza and co-eds Urbz will need to get over this scare?

live with that guy?

See that's what happens when you marry a dick.  

She's lucky. I know a girl who got third degree burns in a matter of second from something like this. Too much hairspray.