OT - Spencer Hall's "Fury Road" review

Submitted by Blazefire on

I'd like to take a moment to link Spencer Hall's Mad Max: Fury Road review, because it is the finest piece of cultural literature I have ever read We all knew Spencer and the guys at EDSBS could write humerously about sports and Turkish Soccer. Turns out, he's a man with his finger on the pulse of the nation's cultural scene.

I implore you all, READ IT BECAUSE IT IS BARRENLY AWESOME LIKE THE SHAVED AND TATOOED DOME OF A POST APPOCOLYPTIC BLOOD DRINKING HELL DEMON PULLING OFF SOME EVEL KINEVEL SHIT BEFORE BLOWING UP IN MID AIR.

iPhone

May 15th, 2015 at 12:21 PM ^

I recently watched the original Mad Max. Sometime within the next week or so, I want to watch the The Road Warrior and then Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome. I will definitely be seeing Fury Road in the theatre.

Wisconsin Wolverine

May 15th, 2015 at 3:13 PM ^

I had no idea there was an American re-dub.  My brain gradually developed the ability to decode the warped antipodean savagery that is Australian english over the course of six months living amongst the natives.  Actually I took an Australian cinema class while I was there - my "easy" class, which I got the lowest grade in anyway - and Mad Max 2 was one of the films we broke down.

WMUgoblue

May 15th, 2015 at 12:24 PM ^

The movie has gotten universal praise from all kinds of critics, i even recall seeing a 99% approval rating on Rotten Tomatoes. I'll certainly go out to the theater and catch a viewing when I get the time.

TheFugitive

May 15th, 2015 at 12:31 PM ^

getting my tickets on my way home from work so I can have a decent seat tonight.

edit: It seems that Tom Hardy could dress as Bane and fit right in with the other cast

Wisconsin Wolverine

May 15th, 2015 at 3:21 PM ^

I don't think you need to see the originals to understand, on a cognitive level, what's going on.  But as Spencer points out, the entire series pretty much operates on the level of your autonomic nervous system.  So there's a chance that you might not get the world of Mad Max if you're expecting something cerebral, or an intricate plot.  The world is insane, and it might seem absurd or nonsensical to the uninitiated - the first movie is like wading gradually into the shallow end of the crazy pool, and by the 2nd movie the ludicrosity machine has been set at 11 out of 10 and the handle broke off.  My fiancee refuses to go see it with me, and that's all right because I don'tt hink she would appreciate it.  But if you're digging the kind of things you're hearing about the movie, then I'm sure you'll enjoy it.

DrMantisToboggan

May 15th, 2015 at 12:38 PM ^

Haven't seen it yet and I never saw the original.

 

But I'll be damned if Tom Hardy isn't the most underrated badass in Hollywood.

Bane? Unmeasurable amounts of badass

Tommy Conlon in Warrior? Badass fighting, war hero

Eames, Ricki Tarr, Handsom Bob the list goes on. 

Can't wait to see Fury Road now.

ironman4579

May 15th, 2015 at 1:10 PM ^

WHY ARE PEOPLE POSTING HERE WITHOUT CAPS LOCK?? YOU HAVE CLEARLY NOT SEEN THE MOVIE. GO NOW. DO NOT WALK. DO NOT RUN. DRIVE. DRIVE AS IF THESE WERE THE LAST DESPERATE DAYS OF HUMANITY. DRIVE AS IF IT WAS THE ONLY THING YOU HAD EVER KNOWN. DRIVE AS IF THE FOUR HORSEMEN AND ALL THE DEMONS OF HELL WERE UPON YOU, AND WHEN YOU GET TO THE THEATER TURN AROUND AND PUNCH THEM ALL IN THE FACE FOR DARING TO TRY STOPPING YOU.

Yinka Double Dare

May 15th, 2015 at 1:19 PM ^

The only negative reviews I've seen were one guy from the SF Examiner, some English guy, and of course, Armond White. Every single other review, from wide varieties of reviewers, is some variation on "holy shit" and "there's even a real story/theme here not just insane action"

Rafi

May 15th, 2015 at 1:29 PM ^

OK.... I love Bane and all... but...

Seriously, bro.  Are you fucking serious?

I'm going to see MM:FR this weekend.  I am very, very excited.  I love me some Tom Hardy.  But, in all the reviews I've read thus far - they mention that he doesn't have many lines and that Theron steals the show.  She's a wonderful actress, don't get me wrong.  But "the best lead actor" with top billing on arguably the best movie of 2015 doesn't let anyone steal his show.  

Tim Waymen

May 15th, 2015 at 1:36 PM ^

I hope to check it out. I saw a TV spot a few days ago and it had a blurb saying "Best action movie ever." Now I know that blurbs are usually taken out of context, but I had to check Rotten Tomatoes. It was 98%. Impressive.

I Heart Huckleby

May 15th, 2015 at 2:29 PM ^

Saw it last night and just...wow. It's incredibly kick-ass and all of the other things people say it is. Best pure action movie in a long time, and it's so much better knowing that it's mostly done with practical effects and real stunts instead of going the cg route. Hoping this will light a fire under things to get more recognition for stunt coordinators. Some of the things they do here are unreal.

Wisconsin Wolverine

May 15th, 2015 at 3:40 PM ^

I watched some of the behind-the-scenes stuff for Mad Max 2 the other day, I couldn't believe the danger their stunt crew were in basically all the time.  There's a great crash where a motorcyclist hits a car wreck and goes cartwheeling towards the camera - well, turns out he was supposed to lift off the bike and clear the wreck, sailing safely into a pit filled with cardboard boxes.  Instead, he broke his leg against the metal and starting flipping like a high velocity ragdoll at the mercy of physics.  They kept the shot in the final cut, of course, because Mad Max.

MichiganTeacher

May 16th, 2015 at 1:44 AM ^

THIS IS THE MOST METAL MOVIE EVER. THIS MOVIE IS SO METAL THAT IT HAS MADE ITS OWN PLACE ON THE PERIODIC TABLE BETWEEN GOLD AND IRON AND LED THAT'S RIGHT LED WITHOUT AN A BECAUSE IT'S METAL, DO YOU UNERSTAND, METAL AND EVEN THOUGH GOLD AND IRON AND LED ARE NOT NEXT TO EACH OTHER ON THE PERIODIC TABLE THIS MOVIE PICKS THEM UP AND SLAPS THEM AROUND AND PUTS GOLD AND IRON AND LED WHEREVER THE HELL IT WANTS TO BECAUSE THIS IS THE MOST METAL MOVIE EVER.

I RIPPED MY SHIRT OFF HALFWAY THROUGH THIS MOVIE, TORE THE AISLE LIGHT FROM ITS SOCKET WITH MY TEETH, AND BRANDED MYSELF WITH ITS FILAMENT. I CLIMBED THE THEATER WALLS AND WATCHED HANGING FROM THE CEILING LIKE A BAT BECAUSE WHILE WATCHING THIS MOVIE MY FISTS BECAME POWERFUL ENOUGH TO PUNCH HANDHOLDS IN THE ANCIENT THEATER'S TRUE PLASTER WALLS. AS THE THEATER COLLAPSED AROUND ME I PLAYED ELECTRIC GUITAR UNTIL ONLY THE MOVIE SCREEN AND THE SKELETAL SOUND SYSTEM WERE STANDING. SOON THE BLASTING MUSIC SET EVERYTHING ABLAZE AND WE BURNED THROUGH THE NIGHT SILHOUETTED AGAINST THE STARS WHILE HORDES OF RAPTORS SWARMED AT THE BASE OF THE RUINS BECAUSE THIS IS THE MOST METAL MOVIE EVER.