OT - Offseason Haiku Thread
At my desk, bored, and can't wait for the season to get closer. I always love the creativity that these haiku threads generate so I figured why not start a haiku thread about how long/boring the offseason is. I'm not so good at this type of thing, but I suppose as a thread starter I can try to break the ice:
Hoke's early commits,
Fun in February and March,
Lead to long June days
I am leaving work.
I can't contribute much now.
Next time start sooner.
Work in Arizona
Still long hours ahead for me
Back to web surfing
I saw your ass on
TV. Lay off the drugs man.
How is Megan's mom?
EDIT: Now in haiku format.
I am embarassed
Don't follow local newscasts
What did I do now?
EDIT:
Didn't see title
your haiku makes more sense now
mad men related
Fall is for football
Winter is my hockey time
Summer is just hot
This one is dedicated to offseason threads:
One more BR thread
Cool story bro, not really
Recruits rolling in
As for my wait until September:
I see the iPad
Only June, too long for me
Dallas, so far off.
Last year behind us
a tough road lies ahead, yet,
The smell of roses
Summer shows off bewbs
Change to sweaters in Autumn
Hoke is the new Bo
Denard is fleetest
Win the Big Ten and Rose Bowl
The NC comes soon
As I read these things,
I can't help but count each syll-
able with fingers
God I suck at haikus.
I would like to help
But alas, I have no cash
Here, my Subway card
Ah, a Subway card
memories of the Union
always one stamp short
Your demand, honest
After consideration
I have no money.
off season is here
ohio "self reports" 44 violations
i giggle like a girl.
First line started great
Second line had 13 beats!
W-T-F! Haiku!
im in ohio,and thats how we haiku!
Once a great hero
A slipup with Ty Isaac
And R-D-T left
June..slow for football
Future beyond grand, alas
want 'Bama later.
Hoke Headed For Crash
On Football Field They Cry Lots
Same In The Grandstands.
Tears of Victors Sweet
Like Honey From A Stripper
No Come Back This Year
I am Cath-o-lic
And yet, once great Notre Dame
Evokes much laughter
Purple and bright red
the tired facial blood vessels
of Kelly need rest
With crimson faces
We beg for glory's return
Alas, next autumn
Yes the trolls do come.
Have more MGoPoints Than You
Corner seat awaits
Accountability, what?
I am Notre Dame
Yes, we know, we know
"Return to Glory starts NOW"
I've heard that before
"This year is different;
we have Te'o. He's real good"
I've heard that one, too
Always one away:
One player, coach, or good bounce
Bad news; Knute's still dead
It weren't Weis or Ty,
Bob, Claussen, or Tenuta
At some point, it's you.
Your first was a beauty
Second and third were great too
fourth? Classic. It's you!!!
Is P-Hork a troll?
With small heart, feeble yearnings
Did Michigan spurn?
You know this is a Michigan blog when you have a thread consisting of Haikus
I long for September first.
Won't it arrive soon?
Birthday yesterday
Today is another day
Tomorrow, the same
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A drink I'm cravin'
My avatar is Claven
So quoth the Raven
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Ford wore forty-eight
Who will proudly wear it next?
Kovacs or Demens?
Long Snapper Chosen
With His Help We'll Be Rosin
Commit Now Laquon
We must not accept this butchering of the haiku form. An extra "on" is added to the words ending in "n," and those with doubled consonants. The double vowel in Laquon also counts as two. You have given us a 6-9-7, not a 5-7-5. Get out.
Hockey kings are Kings
Maybe next year the Red Wings
Drink from Stanley's Cup
Supposed to work now
Instead reading MGoBlog
Is my boss still here
I cannot decide.
I consult you, mgoboard...
Should I change this pic?
Hey guys! Did you hear?
Recruits said stuff on Twitter.
Biggest news EVER!
Yay says the teacher
I have time to follow sports
Summer sports are lame
So, no more teachers?
No more books? No dirty looks?
We demand more GIFs
Sunshine, breeze and warmth
Would trade them in a heartbeat
For September 1st
Five syllables first
Seven syallbles come next
Five more to finish
Summer starts quite soon
Thus camp will not be far off
So MGo no tears
self-referential
haikus by definition
refer to themselves
Can you make a poem
that cannot fit in a tome,
but a haiku?
University
Antidiscrimination
Automatically
*Yeah I know it sucks, I just wanted to use one word in each line
Not a Buckeye pledge?
Your offer then clearly was
Non-commitable.
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Grim and humorless
Bitter unreasoning rage
Mark Dantonio
You all should follow
As our Fearless Leader does
USMNT!
...
Instead of thinking
Up ridiculous haikus
Stop laughing I can't