This explains why Spike wants to leave the state....
When I read your sig in this thread, I'm like, maybe I can think of this one guy who might get it better than us. And I am sad. :(
let Kate pitch.
ONE LAST SEXY BITS THREAD! To hell with the rules.
A tame ode to Kate....
one gif...and this is the best one?! This board is better than this. I am very disappointed.
gifs in almost every thread, no matter what the thread was about. Do make me out to be the crazy one! (+1) for your excellent response though.
Darker days?
Those days shined bright and glorious, with the intensity of 10,000 horny suns.
...dances weird. Kinda creeps me out.
Turn in your Man Card, Casper.
Maybe he's just gay?
I'll keep my man card.
I just prefer women who can dance. Beyonce, for example.
Kate Upton is great looking. But, sorry man, she just can't dance.
Who cares if she can dance when she shakes the way she do?
to each his own. But I think the way they dance is directly linked to the way they 'shake.'
Was she on the market when they were merely dating? Will she be "double-off" the market if they marry? Inquiring minds need to know
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I did my best, but when the police arrived with the retraining order, I got the message.
BACK TO THE PILE!
Guess I'll settle for the next SI supermodel.
Multiple sources reporting Caitlyn Jenner will pose nude wrapped in a flag on cover of Sports Illustrated.
Godspeed, Mojave Gold.
Bummer for Spike, I know he's been waiting out that one for awhile.
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An official welcome to the Michigan fandom family, Justin.
See you at the Big House.
Don't we keep recruiting these 5-stars until Signing Day (a.k.a. Wedding day)?
I can still look through key holes.
Yea ya can. Until Erin Andrews sues you for 50 gazillion dollars.
Personally, I found Verlander's last fiance much more attractive.
I agree. As long as a woman has large breasts though she is automatically considered attractive by most in this country.
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with big boobies are considered attractive because they are attractive
Automatically??? June Shannon has big boobs and the sight of her back in the day made my dick duck for cover.
That's because her shadow also weighs about 212.
Damn...but I will still pursue her.
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So you're saying there's a chance.
I give so few fucks that I'm taking fucks from others and posting about it in this thread.
It's not over until national signing day.
EXACTLY. An engagement is just about as binding as a commitment in college basketball or football. Nothing has been signed yet.
That being said, I'm pretty sure Justin Verlander doesn't have much to worry about from me.
I was always told that a ring doesn't plug the hole...
An engagement just means we know who our competition is.
Even after she signs, a transfer is still possible.
Pam was engaged to that other guy before marrying Jim so anything can happen
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
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then he went and got ripped and cool
Um, pretty sure their getting married basically means she is open season. Don't you know how celebrity marriages work?
BFD. Engaged ain't married.
Just because there's a goalie in the net doesn't mean you can't score.
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"Slipping one past the goalie" refers to getting a girl on birth control pregnant, not screwing a girl who is not single.
/fratbrophrases
I have definitely heard it both ways.
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Poor Spike. I was really pulling for him.
I'm just glad they are saving themselves for marriage.
She still leaves me milk and cookies if you know what I'm saying...