OT: Human Garbage Brad Davison Reported to Return Next Year
Davison reportedly granted a sixth year, but I'm (optimistically) suspicious given the timing. April Fool's or no?
April Fools!
Please be right
So how does April Fool's Day work with The Onion? Do they spend the day reporting actual news?
Oops, I guess he'll be baaack:
No, he won't:
Definitely April fools. Granted a medical year for a season he started 29 games and averaged 31 minutes.
That's absurd. He started every game beginning with game 5. Aside from game 1 against SC State, he never played fewer than 20 minutes in a game. Don't see how a minor nagging shoulder injury which didn't seem to affect his productivity* qualifies for a medical redshirt.
*His numbers are actually remarkably consistent year-over-year. He was really no better or worse, on balance, his freshman season to his 5th season.
May his sixth year be filled with dong punches and hip checks under the back boards. Carma has to be a thing for this tool.
Karma too!
Actually, the cease and desist letter came from the Michigan Football program…
BECAUSE WE’VE OWNED THAT SONG SINCE 10/2/21!!! BAHAHAHA!!!
Sadly, this is an April Fool’s Day joke if you look at the bottom of the article.
HOP needs all the royalties they can get.
No kidding?
Not possible to be granted a sixth year when you've already played 8.
Some Fools are year round
I saw him lose the (departing) college 3 point contest to Jordan Bohannon yesterday. Which made me happy twice as he lost and it convinced me he is in fact leaving. It also seems to confirm that Bohannon is leaving which seems like an impossibility.
His last college shot was an airballed 3 in their loss. And that keeps me warm on dark cold nights.
I've always wondered who are some of the Michigan players that opposing fans feel played here forever. Eli Brooks, Spike Albrecht, Zack Novak?
Have to go way back for me....Glen Rice. Dude just wouldn't leave.
That Juwan Howard guy feels like he's been around since the early 90's
Dax Hill! (There was an OSU preview that claimed he was a 7-year player, presumably conflating Dax's 3 year career with Delano's time in the maize and blue).
You give way too much credit and credence to OSU math skills.
Yeah, even though Spike played his last year for Purdue, I recall a friend who went to Illinois commenting on how it seemed like he had been around forever.
I feel like we have the opposite problem. Guys who almost forget even played here -- like Brazdeikis, DJ Wilson, Kam Chatman, and back in the day Jamal Crawford.
I can't think of many super-seniors or medical redshirt types who stayed at Michigan the whole time and actually played regularly.
Guys who seemed like they were in the B1G forever to me were Davison, Robbie Hummel, Aaron Craft -- and from my younger days it seemed like Calvin Booth and Evan Eschmeyer were at PSU/NU forever back when you'd get a couple BigTen games a week on local antenna TV.
Mike Peplowski is still the starting center for State!
Travis Conlan
Cazzie Russell - I'm old!
On his farewell tour of the B1G, Michigan should give him a rocking chair as a retirement gift. Or a punch in the balls.
Why not both?
How about a rocking chair which kicks you in the balls?
Don't google that.
I wish Juwan would of smacked Davidson upside his head 😂
Please don't post an odious basketball program's obvious April Fool's jokes.
Evil walks the face of the Earth.
In an effort to lighten the mood of this rather dire post, I offer up a old-school Ukrainian Riddle from a Ukrainian physicist. High energy physicists have well developed senses of humor.
Question: What doesn't fit in your ass and also doesn't buzz?
Answer: A Soviet-made Ass Buzzer.
Hmmm... In the context of "Soviet," wouldn't that include Ukraine?
Technically, yes, but according to my buddy in HE physics (he collaborates with a lot of former eastern bloc scientists), Ukrainians (not the Russian transplants) have never seen themselves as anything but Ukrainian.
I've heard new nicknames for Russians from the Ukrainians:
Rashists - The meeting of Russian and Fascist
Orcs - Middle Earth demons
This basically confirms Wisconsin knows what a jerk the guy is or they wouldn't have thought it a funny April Fools joke.
ha, that was my thought as well. They clearly know he is a big pile of shit
Might want to tone it down a bit. Dude has had some dirty plays, but human garbage is a tad excessive, no?
Tone it down? Do you know where you are? This is The Internet. This is where you go to ramp it up.
Pump it up.
This is where you go to pump it up.
Don't you know?
I mean maybe but the guy hits people in the nuts. Doesn't rise to the level of war crimes but on a sport blog, I would not get too worked up about it.
the guy punches dongs on the regular. screw him.
Human garbage, if anything, is too complimentary for that absolute piece of shit. Nut punches are one thing, but I’ve seen him intentionally try to trip, undercut and injure kids more times than I can count. He deserves to be cold cocked every day for the rest of his talentless life
Meh, no I think its completely fair
ypsituckyboy, open those links and watch the clips. Garbage is the correct term.
Yeah, I'm a little uncomfortable with describing him that way... "Dirty player" is very fair, but comments like human garbage is gross. Imagine reading that about yourself, a friend, or a family member from some stranger.