OT- Hi, I'm Reckless
I am not sure what is it about the video that Brian embedded in the "Your Stupid, Stupid Minds" post, but I find that I want to watch the clip over and over.
Is it the realization that Idiocracy is upon us? Should I now be looking for the "Ow, My Balls" show on the Violence Channel? The slow motion head first fail is just beyond me. Or is it that I can't understand why anyone would make their cat play the keyboard (or even think of the concept, granted it is a YouTube wonder now). Or is it simply the juxtaposition of these two images that short circuit the mind a bit when you realize how ridiculous the mash up is. Some therapy from the gallery would be appreciated.
This reminds me of my girlfriends mom. My girlfriends mom legitimately believes that the world is ending very soon because we have "turned into Sodom and Gomorrah." I disagree with the concept of heaven or hell, myself, so I think she is just funny as farts.
The last thing that set her off (while I was in attendance)was a commercial for Trojan condoms. I kid you not.
I prefer to believe that if the world ends while I am alive that those have to be odds much greater than winning the lottery. Enjoy it, lucky!!
As for therapy? Always remember that for every horribly dumb person you meet, there is someone out there that would make them seem genius. I, for one, find comfort in that, dude.
but I think you're gonna burn in hell. Pack light but take a umbrella, I hear falling brimstone hurts like the dickens.
How do you burn when you are dead?
How would anything hurt if I were dead?
The whole concept seems fictional to me.
I wasn't entirely serious about the post. I don't even know what brimstone is. Also, you going to Hell, just keeding! That would make me judgemental, which I'm not. I judge.
As to your questions, it's your body that's dead, not your spirit. You must separate your body from your spirit. Spiritually...me thinks the spiritual existence is rarely touched by man, and if so just the very tip of the iceberg. Esp is spiritual, for example. We don't have any control over that. Some of us perhaps can tap in, but no control. That said, I could understand why the concept could seem fictional to you, but just a little faith on your part would allow for the concept to be miraculous.
what's the problem, it sounds like she has an idea of what she thinks is good for her and her family. So what?
If you find yourself on fire....remeber these three words...stop,drop and roll.
Remeber to send us a post...
The God that holds you over the pit of hell, much as one holds a spider, or some loathsome insect over the fire, abhors you, and is dreadfully provoked: his wrath towards you burns like fire; he looks upon you as worthy of nothing else, but to be cast into the fire; he is of purer eyes than to bear to have you in his sight; you are ten thousand times more abominable in his eyes, than the most hateful venomous serpent is in ours. You have offended him infinitely more than ever a stubborn rebel did his prince; and yet it is nothing but his hand that holds you from falling into the fire every moment. It is to be ascribed to nothing else, that you did not go to hell the last night; that you were suffered to awake again in this world, after you closed your eyes to sleep. And there is no other reason to be given, why you have not dropped into hell since you arose in the morning, but that God's hand has held you up.
MGoIdiot Disclaimer: Do not read anything into this post.
For some reason, this is how I read your post.
I got a fuck lion now come fuck wit me over the pit of hell!!!
I even read it as if Marcus Slocum himself was reading it to me.
No problem
If a condom commercial sets her off, there are other issues there. Good luck with that one.
for EXtenz
The girl is nothing like her mom or I would have never started dating her.
Her mom is nice and all, just a touch on the crazy side. As in "Jesus spoke to me last night" crazy.
that doesn't mean she's crazy. I think you should just back off the subject.
You could offend a lot of people (myself included) with that one. Don't go there.
Aren't you from West Michigan? Shouldn't you be used to this stuff by now?
By the way, if you're looking to escape, you could come to LA. From what I've seen, Jesus has never even visited.
Yeah I know, I know. I have been trying to leave my whole life just never had the opportunity. Getting my MBA from the UofM should help me get out of fly over country.
I do love some aspects of it (going to home games, teh summers, low crime), but then there are the Jerards and the winters that tend to stick in your side like a needle. A really whiny and intolerant of others beliefs needle.
We're Dutch.
if you ain't Dutch.
Ugh.
another original, inspired internet opinion postulating on Idiocracy and present day society.
I believe God loves you. You are his creation. We are all like children of God. A Father loves his children. Even though we haved sinned, he does not find us loathsome. His eyes do not burn with wrath when they behold us. His greatest desire is to gather you into his arms. To save us from our inequities. Proof of that is in Jesus Christ. Who died the death that we all deserved in order to reconcile us with God our Father in heaven.
God bless
Go blue
and God bless Blue
+ infinity.
I would absolutely watch "Ow, my balls!" were it to make it to the air. Heck, I'd Tivo the thing!
Just something about watching shots to the pills... You don't want to watch, but you can't tear your eyes away.
We all deserve hell, but by the grace of God we are saved.