OT: EMU football can't catch a break
Um, wut
August 10th, 2017 at 9:16 AM ^
No. 4 appears to be having by far the most fun.
Okay, you're going to have to explain it, because at least at the level of detail of your attached image, I don't see what the problem is.
They do not appear to be masters of their domain.
OP's avatar checks out
I don't get it. What's the problem?
i don't get it
looks like he's yanking it for the very first time. Careful there, dude.
Im sure i was making the same face my first time
I think that's my face EVERY TIME
It is said that if you peer into a man's eyes during his vinegar strokes, you get a glimpse of his soul.
and pretty sure my face froze in that position.
Vinegar Strokes guy. STAT.
They're also not very good at catching passes.
What's the issue here?
EDIT: OH it looks like they're masturbating/being serviced by the footballs. The Eastern Michigan Vinegar Strokes.
C'Mon, everybody who has played football has tried that at least once.
I'd suggest deflating the ball first
August 10th, 2017 at 5:37 PM ^
Paging Vinegar Strokes!
hi!!!
in my opinion, EMU football is NEVER OT.
NEVER.
I think OP is trying too hard with this one. Looks fine to me.
Well, to be fair, we don't know how far along they are or if they have any problems in this department. It is entirely possibly that one of them is trying to hard and won't succeed in the end.
I will show myself out now.
That is some terrible marketing. Anti-marketing, even.
4 rEal
I had to Google to see why this was trending/notable and I guess it has to do with the silly excited expressions being mistaken for another kind of, umm, "excitement." That combined with player names Shaq Vann and Brogan Roback and it's a recipe of snickers and laughs.
sort of vinegar strokes.... but not really.
People reading (seeing) too much into this.
Anyways, three more Saturdays till Michigan football.
You're an idiot if you legitimately think anything on this poster will negatively effect someone's career/pay.
There is absolutely nothing to see here.
August 9th, 2017 at 10:44 PM ^
It looks fine to me. I think Reddit is really reaching here.
(this is coming from a guy who's so sex-crazed he's had syphilis 27 times)
Ahhh, thanks for sharing, but next time don't.
IBD. My humor is stuck at 14yo levels and I think this is an idiotic OP.
Adolescent boys? Give me a break. Say what you want about EMU, but I think the notion that this poster looks in any way dirty/sexual is a lame and lazy attempt at degrading a football program/university that's been the butt of the joke for far too long now.
Instead, maybe give them credit for (from all appearances) finally turning a corner in terms of respectability. What Creighton did last year was incredible, and if he's able to duplicate it again this year, you'd have to think he'd be saught after by many.
Quit rubbing it in.