February 22nd, 2011 at 11:33 AM ^
That's so funny. Your username is exactly what I exasperatedly uttered upon reading your post.
February 22nd, 2011 at 11:37 AM ^
I did the exact same thing just reading the title.
Ugh, we need to get the voting working again.
February 22nd, 2011 at 11:33 AM ^
OMG, you are totally so right! I knew there was something fishy about him!
This likely affects his ability to diagram plays, what with the ranch dressing spilled all over. I bet he even gets bacon bits lodged in the projector so he can't watch film.
February 22nd, 2011 at 11:34 AM ^
Don't you ever question it either, I don't care who your dad is.
February 22nd, 2011 at 11:50 AM ^
It's not easy being Gorgeous. I think the OP should step off.
February 22nd, 2011 at 11:38 AM ^
Worst. Post. Ever.
Edit, upvoting your own shitty post doesn't make it better.
February 22nd, 2011 at 11:53 AM ^
It is hard to argue with the OP's content. He must have been thinking about this ever since Coach Borges was hired.
February 22nd, 2011 at 11:44 AM ^
Considering the OP's handle, this is the most appropriate image I think could be mustered under the circumstances.
February 22nd, 2011 at 1:34 PM ^
So THAT's the joke!
February 22nd, 2011 at 11:38 AM ^
This is pretty comical. I lol'd.
February 22nd, 2011 at 11:39 AM ^
I don't think he knows what a salad is, actually. Probably just thinks that shit is what people put on burgers and is confused as to why there is so much burger topping at the buffet.
February 22nd, 2011 at 11:41 AM ^
Phenomenal reply.
February 22nd, 2011 at 11:39 AM ^
so you are saying he is an american?
February 22nd, 2011 at 11:44 AM ^
My bad. My first cat picture posting no longer works. Oh well, probably for the best.
February 22nd, 2011 at 12:39 PM ^
the cats always win buddy.
February 22nd, 2011 at 11:49 AM ^
I bet he gorges.
/terrible
February 22nd, 2011 at 11:59 AM ^
for even clicking on this post. I should have expected something like this.
Or a "confidential" report from a waiter who served him something unhealthy but doesn't want to say exactly what it was for fear of losing his job.
February 22nd, 2011 at 12:04 PM ^
Ranch and bacon are encouraged on a salad. So there.
February 22nd, 2011 at 12:09 PM ^
Someone must fill the "fat coach" joke void left behind by the firing of Charlie Weis.
February 22nd, 2011 at 12:21 PM ^
If Denard runs for 800 yards and passes for 3,000 Al Broges is Phat.
February 22nd, 2011 at 12:13 PM ^
I find this really funny.
February 22nd, 2011 at 12:13 PM ^
Why does everyone take themselves so damn seriously? The fact that I was negged 26 points or whatever the running total is at now for making this joke is unbelievable. Everyone needs to lighten up. The man loves ranch dressing. I didn't think that was a major point of contention.
February 22nd, 2011 at 12:15 PM ^
Because the post, and the poster, was stupid and added nothing to mgo.
February 22nd, 2011 at 1:30 PM ^
The post and the poster ARE stupid and add nothing to mgo. If you're going to try and insult me and call me stupid at least use proper grammar. Go back to Wyoming.
February 22nd, 2011 at 12:17 PM ^
you're omnipotent and clairvoyant and you didn't see this coming?
February 22nd, 2011 at 12:24 PM ^
General rule of thumb: If you're going to make a joke, make sure it's funny. Because this is the result when it isn't.
February 22nd, 2011 at 12:26 PM ^
The Hokeamaniacs don't wish to laugh at things because football is about tough and aggressive not laugh.
I agree with you, the commenters on this board have lost it.
February 22nd, 2011 at 12:58 PM ^
How is this an example that people on this board have lost it? Regardless of who the coach is and how people feel about him, this post is stupid. There is no humor or cleverness or anything of value in this post. Your negative vibe is getting pretty annoying
February 22nd, 2011 at 3:54 PM ^
Just let him be a miserable schmuck. His life is so hard! He's a junior in college!
February 22nd, 2011 at 4:58 PM ^
You are a fucking retard. You know so little about me it's stupid.
I'm not a junior in college. I haven't been for a number of years.
Go back to your MLive shanty.
February 22nd, 2011 at 5:25 PM ^
February 22nd, 2011 at 9:50 PM ^
You should really think twice about everything you think you know about me and my attitude. I don't have to explain myself to a random poster, but I don't hope the program fails so I can come on a website and claim I was right. That is the stupidest thing I can think of right now. In all probability I won't be coming to this site at all as I will have a job that will actually take up most of time with, you know, meaningful work. I come here now to express my opinions about the program because I have a lot of extra time with my current position and some of you are so fucking stupid you can't take a differing opinion than your own and degenerate to personal attacks. That is the action of a 6 year old. It really is.
Consider whatever you want, but first I would consider trying to allow your tiny brain to allow for a differing opinion without turning into a fucking child.
February 22nd, 2011 at 10:11 PM ^
Is this your Bouje/McFarlin ad hominem filled meltdown for the week?
February 23rd, 2011 at 2:44 AM ^
You tell him personal attacks are the action of a 6 year old after you call him fucking stupid? Pot meet kettle.
Hypocrite much?
February 22nd, 2011 at 7:13 PM ^
I thought 2008 was your freshman year?
February 22nd, 2011 at 9:51 PM ^
Think of it as a riddle. What has a freshmen year in 2008 and hasn't had a junior year in a number of years?
February 23rd, 2011 at 10:28 AM ^
or someone who dropped out of college after his Freshman or Sophomore year.
February 22nd, 2011 at 4:56 PM ^
Dude, it's a joke. It's funny. This board is like a moron in the audience of a comedy show that sits there and says "that's not funny."
Super.
Get over yourselves. Al Borges is fat as fuck. It's funny. Shit Hoke is fat as fuck too. We have the stay-puft marshmallow coaching staff of the B1G.
February 22nd, 2011 at 7:39 PM ^
It may be (mildly?) funny to you but obviously most people don't think it's funny enough to justify it's own thread. The negs have nothing to do with Hoke. If anyone's defensive it's probably because the thread is gratuitous and autofellating. The OP is actually shocked SHOCKED people aren't recognizing his genius and slapping him five for creating a thread for a joke that's as trite as it is juvenile. I'd seriously prefer threads created for yo momma jokes.
February 22nd, 2011 at 9:55 PM ^
Really? Because there are so many wonderful topics to cover lately? We wouldn't want to clog up the board so we can make room for the 1,000th offer thread for some kid who will show us no interest whatsoever... in case you haven't noticed it's the fucking off-season. There is a basketball game tomorrow, but other than that and hockey updates there is nearly nothing to fill up the board. It was a fucking joke. I thought it was funny. Deal with it.
February 22nd, 2011 at 11:21 PM ^
It's basically like (mgo) Jesus Christ is a professional comic and I don't think his routine is funny. Oh my God what is my problem???? I really ought to deal with this seriously.
February 23rd, 2011 at 8:30 AM ^
No, it's almost like you are a person with no sense of humor. That must be nice for you and your boyfriend.
February 23rd, 2011 at 2:34 PM ^
Calling me gay! Hilarious!
February 22nd, 2011 at 12:31 PM ^
How do you know he likes ranch dressing? You are jumping to conclusions. He might not even eat salads.
February 22nd, 2011 at 12:46 PM ^
You should be thanking your father that the negs are disabled.
February 22nd, 2011 at 12:23 PM ^
You totally forgot to end this with "Amirite?".