Ohio joke week
Not only should we beat ohio but we should have fun at their expense as well..........
An ohio fan and a Michigan fan get into a car accident. As they both get out of their cars to survey the damage they begin to discuss how much they hate each other. Being the better man - Michigan fan extends a hand of friendship and says "at a time like this we should put our differences aside." Michigan fan then goes to the trunk of his car and grabs a nice bottle of whiskey. Handing the bottle to the ohio fan he says "let's drink to our new friendship." The ohio fan takes a long drink and hands the bottle back to Michigan fan and says "your turn." "No thanks" he says, "think I'll wait for the police to get here."
ohio, WORST STATE EVER!
November 18th, 2012 at 12:39 AM ^
Please delete this thread, mods, because it will be nothing but the same lame jokes about two teams that can be used for any two schools by simply changing the names of the teams in the jokes.
November 18th, 2012 at 2:18 AM ^
November 18th, 2012 at 2:30 AM ^
Yea, there will be no jokes or fun of any sort on THIS board...
November 18th, 2012 at 8:34 AM ^
November 18th, 2012 at 12:46 AM ^
How do you get an ohio state grad off your porch?
You pay him for the pizza
November 18th, 2012 at 1:55 AM ^
That can't actually be your favorite can it?
November 18th, 2012 at 12:47 AM ^
Funny joke bro
November 18th, 2012 at 12:50 AM ^
If a Buckeye and his wife get a divorce, are they still considered brother and sister?
November 18th, 2012 at 12:54 AM ^
Why do OSU grads keep their diplomas on their dashboards?
November 18th, 2012 at 12:55 AM ^
What did the Ohio State student get on his SAT?
Drool.
November 18th, 2012 at 12:55 AM ^
ugh, really? I think this is fodder for their blogs.....needs work Hugh.
November 18th, 2012 at 12:58 AM ^
Ok here is my joke:
Ohio is a state.
November 18th, 2012 at 1:02 AM ^
If I really wanted a joke I'd follow Urban Meyer into the john and watch him take a leak.
November 18th, 2012 at 1:02 AM ^
What do OSU and Michigan students have in common? They both got accepted to OSU.
November 18th, 2012 at 10:20 AM ^
Thats assuming Michigan students even apply there.
November 18th, 2012 at 1:02 AM ^
Why wasn't Jesus born in Columbus?
They couldn't find any wise men or virgins.
A Michigan fan and an Ohio fan are both using urinals. After he finishes, the Michigan fan walks out of the bathroom, while the Ohio fan quickly washes his hands then catches-up with the Michigan fan.
"At Ohio State," says the fuckeye, "we're taught to wash our hands after we pee."
"At Michigan," says the Victor, "we don't piss on our hands."
November 18th, 2012 at 1:06 AM ^
Wait, so the Michigan fan is the one who acts like a backstabbing jerk and then most likely is going to lie to the cops and get someone a DUI simply because of a college football rivalry?
November 18th, 2012 at 1:58 AM ^
eeeeeeasy bro
November 18th, 2012 at 5:48 AM ^
Welcome to the B-School :-)
November 18th, 2012 at 1:13 AM ^
How do you keep the buckeye's out of the end zone?
Put a classroom back there.
November 18th, 2012 at 1:21 AM ^
T. Pryor walks into a car dealership. No Joke here it just cost them a #1 ranking in the BCS this week.
November 18th, 2012 at 2:24 AM ^
I definitely laughed at that one. OSU would be #2 though not #1. No way their resume would have them trump the Irish.
November 23rd, 2012 at 6:09 AM ^
Good one. Technically the NCAA ended up getting nothing on the cars. Yes the whole world knew it but they couldn't get evidence and the school fought magnificently to keep it that way. What finally pulled the plug was Pryor had to be forced out or be compelled to testify, and once Pryor was out the NFL compelled him to comply with NCAA or not be eligible, so he gave them the dude who took him and the other guys who got extended suspensions to sign-and-schlock ceremonies. That's what the NCAA really nailed them for, not the cars and only partially for the tats. The same people who spoke to the newspapers wouldn't go on record for the NCAA, and the ESPN article was not considered evidence itself.
November 18th, 2012 at 1:31 AM ^
What do you call a good looking girl on the Ohio University campus?
A visitor
November 18th, 2012 at 2:00 AM ^
They actually have some pretty hot girls there. I don't know if any of them are smart at all but they're definitely not hard on the eyes.
November 18th, 2012 at 1:42 AM ^
November 18th, 2012 at 1:39 AM ^
Bauserman was an adequate quarterback and TresselBall was an exciting brand of football.
November 18th, 2012 at 1:43 AM ^
Here's a good one: Buckeyes will win next week.
November 18th, 2012 at 3:12 PM ^
November 18th, 2012 at 1:56 AM ^
November 18th, 2012 at 2:01 AM ^
i hope i get to see more of you in the threads this week, should be a good time
November 18th, 2012 at 1:00 PM ^
November 18th, 2012 at 2:06 AM ^
Earle Bruce
John Cooper
November 18th, 2012 at 2:18 AM ^
Urban Meyer dots the 'i' of the tuba guy every night without protection.
November 18th, 2012 at 12:58 PM ^
November 18th, 2012 at 2:36 AM ^
Q-How many 'ohio' undergrads does it take to change a tire?
A-Just one---but he gets 3 credit hours for it.
My two favorite teams; MEEEECHIGAN---And whoever is playing 'ohio'
November 18th, 2012 at 3:02 AM ^
Jimmy Tressel-Colts Replay Consultant 9/2/2011 - 2/2/2012
November 18th, 2012 at 4:11 AM ^
November 18th, 2012 at 7:16 AM ^
I prefer "Now fill it up with cement". Regardless, I still laugh.
November 18th, 2012 at 5:49 AM ^
How do you circumcise a Buckeye?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
(dang)
November 18th, 2012 at 3:22 PM ^
Classic!
November 18th, 2012 at 3:57 PM ^
You win the internets
November 18th, 2012 at 6:28 AM ^
November 18th, 2012 at 8:23 AM ^
A Ohio State football player was thrown from his horse and was nearly trampled to death. Luckily the manager of the Wal-Mart came out and unplugged the horse.
November 18th, 2012 at 9:05 AM ^
Not a joke but a true story about a joke. I live in the Cleveland area and last week I'm at Giant Eagle buying groceries wearing my MIchigan gear when the fucking cashier starts telling me virtually everyone of the above jokes with the punchlines reversed because obviously. It took every ounce of self-control to smile, nod and say "hey...good one" as he reeled off one old joke after another.
The only one I stopped him on was the "what do students at both Michigan and OSU have in common?" joke. After that hilarity I suggested he may wish to go and look at the relative admission standards and average SAT scores of incoming Freshmen. He then stared blankly back at me as I'm pretty sure he had no idea what an "SAT" was anyways.
Only here in Ohio......
November 18th, 2012 at 9:29 AM ^
"Hey Buckeye, enjoy your bowl game......hahahahahhahahahaha"
November 18th, 2012 at 9:47 AM ^
Q: How many Buckeye football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb, and how long?
A: One and only a couple of minutes, but he can expect an envelope with $500 waiting for him after he accomplishes the task.
Q: How did Jim Tressel react when told this joke?
A: This is the first I've heard of it.
November 18th, 2012 at 9:53 AM ^
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November 18th, 2012 at 10:03 AM ^
Leroy had been going to The Ohio State University for 11 years and just couldn't graduate.
One day, the dean of students calls Leroy in to his office and says, "Leroy, we're going to give you the opportunity to graduate.
In a month, at halftime of the homecoming football game, we are going to bring you out on the field and ask you one question. If you get it right, you get your degree. If you get it wrong, you have to go home without it and not come back."
Leroy agreed to this and ran off to start studying. He studied night and day for a month. Finally the day came. It was a special day with homecoming and Leroy 's shindig.
The whole stadium was packed with students and alumni, all waiting to see how Leroy would do.
The dean stepped up and said, "Leroy, are you ready for your question?" Leroy said he was.
The dean said, "Leroy, what is 3 times 3?"
Leroy thought about it for about ten minutes and then finally stepped up to the microphone and said, "9?"
Before the dean could respond, thousands of Ohio State students and alumni jumped up and yelled, "GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!!"