LONG OVERDUE
Ohio joke week
November 18th, 2012 at 4:28 PM | 
Nice
Nice
November 18th, 2012 at 4:28 PM |
Nice
Nice
That scores at least a 3 with me ;-)
The A2 in '68.....a year to remember.
November 18th, 2012 at 11:13 AM |
This thread=turd
This thread=turd
And I can't believe I'll be adding to it, but the biggest joke of all is Mark Emmert's meager sanctions on a program where the coach repeatedly flat out lied to the NCAA, and there was clearly loss of institutional control.
THAT is the joke.
November 18th, 2012 at 11:15 AM |
This thread=turd
This thread=turd
Whoops, DP.
November 18th, 2012 at 12:06 PM |
A Wolverine, a Badger and a Buckeye meet up at happy hour...
A Wolverine, a Badger and a Buckeye meet up at happy hour...
A Wolverine, a Badger and a Buckeye meet up at happy hour and start comparing game-day activities around their respective stadia.
The Michigan alumnus says "Back in Ann Arbor, after a win, there's a bar that offers a 2 for one drink special..."
The Wisconsin alumus follows with "Oh, that's nothing. In Madtown, after a home win, there's a bar that gives out free shots with every picture of beer sold!"
The ohio alumnus is all smiles and spouts off "You losers in Ann Arbor and Madison just can't keep up with us in Columbus. After a game, there's a bar that lets you drink free all night long and then will take you in back and get you LAID!"
The Wolverine and Badger look at each other quizzically and ask the Buckeye "why, have you ever been there yourself"?
The Buckeye responds "Why no, but my mother goes there all the time..."
Be free to teach, to serve, to probe the unknown.
November 18th, 2012 at 12:21 PM |
Why don't they have ice at
Why don't they have ice at
Why don't they have ice at OSU?
Because the senior that knew the recipe graduated.
"Welllllllll..."
November 18th, 2012 at 12:38 PM |
What's the difference between
What's the difference between
What's the difference between a bowling ball and an OSU cheerleader?
You on can fit three fingers in a bowling ball.
**i feel dirty after that one. Delete if necessary.
What does weed and OSU have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
November 18th, 2012 at 4:22 PM |
you can only fit 3 fingers in
you can only fit 3 fingers in
you can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.
November 18th, 2012 at 12:56 PM |
What do you get if you drive
What do you get if you drive
What do you get if you drive through Columbus at 25 MPH?
A degree. Also herpes.
November 18th, 2012 at 2:34 PM |
you want a ohio joke?
you want a ohio joke?
they are undeafeated and cant play for anything.i find that to be very funny.
Vice.com
November 18th, 2012 at 3:30 PM |
I will
I will
I will get on it ASAP.
November 18th, 2012 at 4:15 PM |
TWIS
TWIS
anyone else see this thread as a precoursor to TWIS? God I hope I'm wrong.
November 18th, 2012 at 5:29 PM |
Q - If one car has an Ohio
Q - If one car has an Ohio
Q - If one car has an Ohio State quarterback, linebacker, and running back in it, who is driving?
A - The police officer.
November 18th, 2012 at 5:39 PM |
What do Ohio state and pot
What do Ohio state and pot
What do Ohio state and pot have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls!!
November 18th, 2012 at 5:58 PM |
Drive carefully
Drive carefully
Why don't you hit a bicyclist wearing a Sparty shirt? Could be your bike.
Why don't you hit a bicyclist wearing a Buckeye shirt? Could be your bike AND groundskeeper.
"Everybody wants to be a hero, so to speak. But it takes everybody." - Charles Woodson
November 18th, 2012 at 6:02 PM |
Difference between OSU and the SEC?
Difference between OSU and the SEC?
SEC pays players for WINNING bowl games.
"Everybody wants to be a hero, so to speak. But it takes everybody." - Charles Woodson
November 23rd, 2012 at 9:45 AM |
There was a doctor who was
There was a doctor who was
There was a doctor who was performing an autopsy on an elderly man, and when he started examining him, he noticed a cork was jammed in his butt. When he pulled it out, clear as day came a voice singing, "In old Ohio there's a team...." The doctor was so surprised, he jammed the cork back in, and went to find a fellow doctor to see this. So, back in the morgue, the first doctor showed his colleague the body and pulled the cork out. A voice started singing the same song once again! The first doctor said, "isn't that just amazing!" to which the second doctor replied, "there's nothing to see here; it's just another old asshole singing the Ohio State fight song."
November 23rd, 2012 at 10:31 AM |
A former member of the 1997
A former member of the 1997
A former member of the 1997 Michigan championship team was visiting the house of John Cooper as part of a charity event. Many of the attendees present were Ohio State fans, and all of them were eager to pick on him. After a nice dinner and a few drinks, the former Michigan player goes to use the restroom and finds a picture of Lloyd Carr above the toilet. The Ohio State fans are itching to find out what he says about it, but to their surprise, he doesn't mentioned it when he returns. Astonished, they ask him--"hey did you see the picture?" *snicker*. He replies, "yeah, it made a lot of sense, nothing makes John Cooper shit faster than Lloyd Carr".
That scores at least a 3 with me ;-)
The A2 in '68.....a year to remember.