Need Advice: Soon-to-be wifey's 1st football game. At the big house. For OSU.
Hi there friends,
I am getting married at the end of October (on the bye weekend, which may or may not have been an accident). A month later we will be with my family for Thanksgiving in Chicago and I am planning to take her to Ann Arbor on Friday (we got a hotel on S. State down by I-94) and to The Game on Saturday. I'm looking for advice!
- Should I get tickets in advance? Wait til game day?
- I've never gone to a game NOT as a student so where should I plan to tailgate in the morning?
- Am I too old (32) to go out on Friday night in town?
- Any stories, words of adivice you want to share would be appreciated!
Go blue!
October 1st, 2023 at 8:35 PM ^
If we lose, you will need to divorce her.
Just saying.
October 1st, 2023 at 8:36 PM ^
In Judaism, there is a wedding contract called a Ketubah. It's really pretty boilerplate legalese. Rest assured, this clause is present in the document.
October 2nd, 2023 at 1:12 AM ^
Don't get a Get until you get all you're going to get from her being gotten. Or something like that. Mazel!
October 1st, 2023 at 8:43 PM ^
To avoid potential marital strife, I would recommend buying her lots of layers to wear to stay warm, including a seat cushion. The Game is even more enjoyable when watching Blake Corum score touchdowns AND you're warm.
Unless she's an OSU fan, then let her freeze.
/s
October 2nd, 2023 at 12:49 PM ^
Agreed re: weather-appropriate attire.
I was dressed in my full ski outfit for The Game in 2021. Multiple layers on top and bottom...with heavy jacket and leggings. Warm boots with two layers of socks.
October 1st, 2023 at 8:36 PM ^
the game may be 1 vs 2 or close to it. ticket prices will be astronomical. start saving now, maybe consider selling your car
October 1st, 2023 at 8:45 PM ^
In case you want to pitch in "Michigan football tickets" is an item on our registry 🤣
https://www.hitchd.com/simonandsara/michigan-football-tickets-go-blue
October 1st, 2023 at 9:26 PM ^
Ballsy motherfucker! I admire you.
October 1st, 2023 at 10:20 PM ^
You overachieved. Very nice. Congratulations.
October 1st, 2023 at 10:28 PM ^
October 2nd, 2023 at 10:55 AM ^
This I do know :)
October 1st, 2023 at 8:51 PM ^
My wife’s first game was App St, whatever you do will be better than that.
October 1st, 2023 at 9:05 PM ^
Same. They were her grandfather's tickets.
October 2nd, 2023 at 1:17 AM ^
And mine's first game was the Korn concussion game against Minni. Not a good first impression. Her second was the 78-0 Rutgers blowout; because I had to make it up to her.
October 1st, 2023 at 8:52 PM ^
The last time I went to an OSU game in Ann Arbor was the year we beat the Fickell coached team. I had my son with me. He was 11 at the time. It was as close to euphoria as I’ve ever gotten.
October 1st, 2023 at 9:06 PM ^
The last time I went to an OSU game in Ann Arbor was the year we beat the Third Base coached team. I had my daughter with me. She was 28 at the time. It was as close to euphoria as I’ve ever gotten.
The last time I went to an OSU game in Columbus was the year we beat the Third Base coached team. I had both of my daughters with me. They were 29 and 18 at the time. It was as close to euphoria as I’ve ever gotten.
October 1st, 2023 at 9:49 PM ^
So you adopted a teenager last year? Kudos.
October 1st, 2023 at 9:07 PM ^
Fergodsakes man, go out on the town the night before. You don't have to slum it in shitty student bars. As you are likely aware, Ann Arbor is a great town. Go get some oysters and champagne, or go craft-brewing. Please, go out.
October 1st, 2023 at 9:08 PM ^
I would put some thought into what would appeal to her as part of a game day experience: would she want to watch the band march down the intersection of Green/Keech/Kipke on her way into the stadium? Would she want to walk around inside the stadium gate to see the various celebrations of the state of Michigan and UM athletic success? Would she find Schembechler Hall interesting? Would she like to see the inside of Yost? Would she want to see parts of central campus? Would she be impressed/inspired by tailgating? Based on those answers I’d plan the morning accordingly.
as for the tickets….I think Seth usually does a “best time to buy feature” for upcoming games but haven’t seen that lately. I suspect as they get closer to the game ticket prices will only go up assuming each team continues to win (which is more likely than not but of course not certain - and if one or both teams have 1 loss the B1G title and playoff implications will likely be sizable just the same). So if I knew I was going I’d buy now - but I am more cautious in that regard than many.
hope that helps
October 2nd, 2023 at 9:54 AM ^
This was a thoughtful and insightful response. Well done!
October 1st, 2023 at 9:10 PM ^
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October 1st, 2023 at 9:29 PM ^
wtaf
October 1st, 2023 at 10:03 PM ^
wait, what?!?!
October 2nd, 2023 at 12:52 PM ^
Really took an unexpected turn in the last paragraph!
October 1st, 2023 at 10:20 PM ^
Dude, do you realize women can do the same thing and dump your ass? Men gets married with hair. Imagine the dude without hair and beer belly. Is he worth it? If not, dump him now. If someone gives advice like this, more than half the men won't be married. LOL. What a crappy advice. And it is shallow.
October 1st, 2023 at 11:32 PM ^
Let me guess...single and it's totally voluntary, right?
October 2nd, 2023 at 12:16 AM ^
Whatever you do with your life and your wife, please do not bring her to Ann Arbor for the game and then ditch her at your I-94 hotel on Friday night while you go and party in town.
October 2nd, 2023 at 12:20 AM ^
This got progressively more insane as I kept reading
October 2nd, 2023 at 9:27 AM ^
TIL BakkerUSMC is a troglodyte.
October 1st, 2023 at 9:10 PM ^
I would recommend not marrying her.
16+ years in a marriage. Believe me. It's not worth it. Everybody says "oh yes we are the one! We figured it out!" No. Just stop. You're not any better than the rest of us. She's going to break your heart, and then she's going to break your check book. Just do us all a favor and don't do it. Seriously. I'm typically an optimist but not when it comes to this.
October 1st, 2023 at 9:45 PM ^
damn man that’s kinda dark. sorry to hear you’re going through that
counterpunt:
been married to my wife for 25 years and I’m in my mid-forties. wasn’t always easy, lots of fights, arguments, and, once or twice wondering if we should still be in this together. but she is my best friend, always has been, and it was the greatest decision I have ever made. we’re still intensely in love, caring, sensitive, physical, generous. passionate, playful, full of laughter, etc.
October 1st, 2023 at 10:08 PM ^
EYB, you know I love you, man, but that is harsh. You know the words of the good book, “he who finds a wife, finds a good thing, and finds favor with the Lord“. The key is to choose wisely.
Further, married men live longer, are happier, and yes, they fool around more (with their wives) than single men.
Choose wisely.
October 1st, 2023 at 11:36 PM ^
Nonsense
October 2nd, 2023 at 9:09 AM ^
user name definitely checking out.
much the same for married women with children, who are multiple times happier than their single counter-parts. most recent study i saw was 43% to 17%, but there's many others out there.
October 1st, 2023 at 10:28 PM ^
Ok Sam.
October 2nd, 2023 at 6:02 AM ^
saw him live many years ago. hysterical and he was so different.
drove by the accident site where he was killed coming home from vegas just a couple of hours after the accident. not his fault, other car crossed the road. sad.
October 1st, 2023 at 11:33 PM ^
Or just get a prenup instead of being a dumbass.
October 2nd, 2023 at 9:39 AM ^
Sorry you're in a bad marriage, genuinely am.
Sometimes, marriage works well (with gentle honesty and good communication) and sometimes it becomes apparent that you're either "not the marrying kind" or you chose the wrong partner. When the time is right and circumstances permit, part amicably and find a way to be happier.
As stated above? Choose wisely. When it works (not always easy, honestly), it's a great thing. Repeat, a great thing
October 1st, 2023 at 9:11 PM ^
I feel like there is an "it depends" for every question.
Do you have experience buying event tickets the day of the event outside of the venue? Are you prepared to do that for possibly two undefeated teams and the prices that might force you to accept (or to miss part of the game to get "day old bread")?
What kind of tailgate are you looking for? How good are you at making friends with strangers?
Where do you want to go out? Ricks (yes)? Gandy Dancer (no)?
Advice: Make sure she is aware, and fully aware, of the range of emotions/expression that you're capable of for a #veryimportantfootballgame
October 1st, 2023 at 9:16 PM ^
We have never lost to OSU with me in the Big House.
You should take me instead. Our wives can go shopping or something.
October 1st, 2023 at 10:03 PM ^
Hatter, if I don’t end up taking one of my kids, I’m taking you!
October 1st, 2023 at 9:18 PM ^
You’re never too old to go out on a Friday night.
October 1st, 2023 at 9:19 PM ^
You are looking at a very real possibility that this matchup is another year of 2 vs. 3, or if Georgia falls somewhere, 1 vs. 2. In any case, there is an extremely good chance this will be a top-5 matchup for the third straight year, and prices will be astronomical.
The longer you wait to buy, the more you’d better be prepared to pay. I would not buy the day of. If you’re going to get bent over a barrel to pay to get into this game, you at least want to be sure the tickets are real.
And yes, go out, man. It’s supposed to be fun. Live it up. Do you need to go parading down South U and stumbling out of Ricks at 2am? Probably not, but you should be able to go out and have a great night at Jolly Pumpkin, Aventura, Blue Tractor, Prickly Pear, or several other places.
October 1st, 2023 at 9:22 PM ^
The get-in price right now on VividSeats for a pair is $500 per ticket. I would imagine it's only going to go up. I'd get them now. Hock the wedding ring if you have to.
For tailgating, it depends on what kind of vibe you're looking for. I love Allmendinger Park because you can spread out and throw the football around on a grassy area, and it's only a 10-minute walk to the stadium.
My only other piece of advice: Don't be in a hurry to get out after the game. You'll be stuck in traffic for a couple hours. Hang around town and celebrate the win and then head back to the hotel.
October 1st, 2023 at 9:26 PM ^
Just popping in to say congrats on the upcoming wedding. Being married rules!
October 1st, 2023 at 9:26 PM ^
I consulted my expert. She said the following
- Should I get tickets in advance? Wait til game day? - Are you kidding? You better have tickets in advance.
- I've never gone to a game NOT as a student so where should I plan to tailgate in the morning? - You need to be invited to a tailgate
- Am I too old (32) to go out on Friday night in town? - Get reservations and take her somewhere nice
- Any stories, words of adivice you want to share would be appreciated! She liked the comment about dressing up in layers, staying warm and bring a seat cushion.
October 1st, 2023 at 9:40 PM ^
*No way, buy them the morning of the game! Your bride would like nothing better than scrounging for $1,000 tickets on the streets outside the stadium Saturday morning.
*Cocktails at the Law Quad ... assuming you can angle an in...or more likely, if your bride is cute enough to angle an in.
*No, you're not too old. But you are probably too old for anyplace you would have gone to a decade ago. No, you don't have to to to Webber's or The Gandy Dancer; you're not that old.
*I haven't attended a tOSU game in person in your lifetime, so please ignore this old man shaking his fist at clouds.
October 1st, 2023 at 9:44 PM ^
Make memories with your wife!
Not married but I’ve heard, happy life=happy wife
Age is a mindset.
October 2nd, 2023 at 12:43 AM ^
"Happy wife, happy life" is, for my money, the absolute worst sentiment for a relationship possible. Might as well just say that marriage is managing the emotions of an ostensible partner so they don't become emotionally and verbally abusive. If a marriage is a hostage situation where one person feels responsible for regulating the emotions of two people, it's doomed to fail.
No wife, happy life. Straight up.
I'd much rather get up every day and make the choice to be with someone- or not- than commit to someone and let her get complacent and take me for granted because we went through a ceremony that she felt entitled her to become her most malicious, manipulative, self-centered, and contemptuous self before taking half of my stuff and lying to every former mutual friend that would listen in order to "win" the following divorce.