Natalie Emcard: woman of ill repute
So is she immediately eligible or does she have to sit out a year?
I'm pretty sure she was in the transfer portal.
She's fine
I'd MGoAnywhere with her. Even Virginia...
I seriously doubt that’s her real name.
Nope. Definitely her real name.
that's definitely her ID #.
ID card is 12 years expired.
So is her VT name Natalie Veecard?
Wait, is every student at VaTech carrying around a literal Vcard? Please tell me this is so.
Wait ‘til you see personnel bios on almost any major business website.
I know at Villanova they call them Wildcards (since Wildcats) to avoid this issue.
Villanova just became a way lamer school and I hope we showed no interest in Jay Wright after finding out this unfortunate news.
After some googling, they call theirs "Hokie Passports."
Thanks for disappointing me with your facts. Still holding out hope for UVA... it would be more appropriate if they were carrying Vcards anyway.
Oh to be young and pure again...
Pure is a gas chain--go with the other choice....
This has become 1 of the all time great mgoblog threads.
Who knows? I feel like my whole life is turned upside down. At least I am not at an Ohio DMV...
...though, who's to say that she isn't there, too?
ID harlot....
I did not see her in the transfer protocol.
Ummmmmmmm card!
Gotta be careful of those stock photo gigs.
Hmm. I wonder if she is the voice on all the answering machines too?
What a cool job.
*female robot voice*
"You. have. one. new. message."
I actually met Nortel’s (Northern Telecom) Meridian Mail Mary. Her voice was considered to have all the ideal characteristics to elimanate any idioms or mis-interpreted sounds - Joan Kenley from the 90’s and 2000’s.
https://www.deseretnews.com/article/380987/MEET-WOMAN-BEHIND-THE-VOICE-YOU-HEAR-IN-PHONE-MESSAGES.amp
I remember maybe 8 years ago when Apple was unveiling a new iphone feature at their annual conference, and to demonstrate that feature Steve Jobs called a "fictitious" person that had the exact same name as I do.
It was kinda funny because people actual thought he was calling me. He was not.
/cool story bro
We now have a way of figuring out WindyCityBlue's real name!
...
Yeah, I'm not looking it up either....
It's John Doe duh!
I'm going with John Appleseed.
Lifelock could have helped avoid this.
Ok. Out of my peripheral, ringers looked like a very different word.
Sorry, we were looking for naggers.
I need a better agent.
Yep. Peak offseason.
So my bank was bought out by an out of state bank.
When I tried to reorder checks this morning, my designer check options no longer included U of M, but wouldn't you know that OSU, FSU,, Nebraska, Clemson and half the SEC were available.
I hate the whims of commerce..
you Oligarch....es are all the same
Capitalism is just the worst, isn't it comrade?
It's no centrally planned economy, that's for sure.
She apparently likes to snack also. 
What a whore! She just sells herself to anyone!
How much?
(Asking for a friend, of course...)
Thanks for asking for me. DM me those rates when you get them.
Any chance she takes bit coin?
Say it isn't so. I thought we all had something special.
I follow the money, what can I say??
I probably shouldn't say this ... but I have no idea what's happening.
i dunno how many redshirts she took...
she also has a twitter account.
https://twitter.com/natalieemcard1
i was really bored at work.
I mentioned her on Twitter. It seems like the account is pretty inactive. There was another natalie emcard account, but it just made bad jokes and has also been inactive for some time.
Anyway, here's the link to my original tweet: