Meta: I appreciate the new banner tag-line
I didn't see a comment on the updated tagline in the site header, but I think it changed in the last 24-ish hours.
We are no longer
lonely
Instead, we are
Not for those who drink haterade, or like to eat hater-tots.
Please update your behavior accordingly. Stop being lonely. Start not being a hater.
December 5th, 2022 at 4:28 PM ^
Either could lead to the other.
December 5th, 2022 at 4:32 PM ^
Those unable to stop being haters should be lonely. Just do it somewhere else.
December 5th, 2022 at 4:29 PM ^
And I appreciate YOU, Derek.
December 5th, 2022 at 4:32 PM ^
OK, thanks.
December 5th, 2022 at 8:41 PM ^
It's just great to see so many people eating their appreciator tots
December 5th, 2022 at 4:33 PM ^
next he'll call those who try to compel animosity Hate Forciers
December 5th, 2022 at 4:33 PM ^
...and I appreciate that I should watch that more closely now.
When something is right under your nose, you tend to miss it, knowwhatimean?
December 5th, 2022 at 4:35 PM ^
Still waiting on Happy Warriors
December 5th, 2022 at 4:36 PM ^
Here's where I got it from FYI:
"I encourage you to not pander to the Twittersphere and really the haters that like to drink their Haterade and eat their Hater-tots."
— Trevor Woods (@WoodsFootball) December 5, 2022
- Jim Harbaugh
December 5th, 2022 at 4:43 PM ^
That's excellent. I appreciate the brief attempt to put the full thing into the bar.
[removed for hater sentiments]
December 5th, 2022 at 5:02 PM ^
Even better, this was a response to a reporter who asked him a question in a way that implied that the Mazi Smith gun charge was comparable to the Emoni Bates situation. The quote above was preceded by him counseling the reporter to do a little research so that he would understand that the situations are completely different.
I love our coach so very much.
December 5th, 2022 at 4:43 PM ^
And just like that it's updated again!
December 5th, 2022 at 5:20 PM ^
I've been trying to play around with it to get it right but not have it go over the space alotted.
December 6th, 2022 at 8:53 AM ^
This is the best iteration, in my opinion. Appreciate your work, as always!
December 5th, 2022 at 4:43 PM ^
This is peak Harbaugh.
December 5th, 2022 at 4:55 PM ^
This is the greatest thing I've ever seen
December 5th, 2022 at 6:10 PM ^
This video can't be real, if it were it would show Harbaugh pushing a player in front of the camera to talk about haterade and hatertots while he skips out on the interview.
December 5th, 2022 at 6:10 PM ^
Do not pander to the twittersphere but also here is a link to that sphere of twits we are not pandering to.
December 5th, 2022 at 6:37 PM ^
Also, very good advice about being on Twitter.
December 5th, 2022 at 9:09 PM ^
my god I love this man
December 5th, 2022 at 4:45 PM ^
I've heard the term "hater-ade" many times, but did Jim come up with "hater-tots"? That was a first....
that's pretty friggin' funny.
December 5th, 2022 at 6:04 PM ^
I cannot imagine he coined the term, but I REALLY hope he did.
December 5th, 2022 at 4:48 PM ^
which one? the car ad, the casino ad, or the mattress ad (none of which I've searched for in....ever)
December 5th, 2022 at 4:54 PM ^
Well are you buying an electric car or are you gonna gamble some golden nuggets?
Or do you need medical assistance for some lady named Mary who has a free bed?
December 5th, 2022 at 4:59 PM ^
Check the site on a bigger browser. It looks like >1080 pixels wide to get the desktop view.
December 5th, 2022 at 5:32 PM ^
Holy shit is that what the site looks like without an ad blocker?
December 5th, 2022 at 4:57 PM ^
What about their Bacon Lettuce To-Hate-O sandwiches?
or their Pasta served with Gr-Hated-Cheese?
WHEN WILL THE FOOD PUNS END??
December 5th, 2022 at 6:12 PM ^
Not soon enough.
December 5th, 2022 at 5:06 PM ^
Sorry, coach, if we end up playing Ohio State in the championship game I am loading up on as many hater-tots as a person can consume in one four hour sitting.
December 5th, 2022 at 5:06 PM ^
Hater tot hot dish, where the takes are always piping!
December 5th, 2022 at 6:00 PM ^
Hater tots, served with flaming hot take sauce.
December 5th, 2022 at 7:31 PM ^
Well done
December 5th, 2022 at 7:59 PM ^
Wait, that sounds good.
December 5th, 2022 at 6:06 PM ^
I feel like we need an MGoShirt that just says Haterate and Hater-tots
December 5th, 2022 at 7:45 PM ^
What would be even better would be a picture of Napoleon Dynamite wearing OSU gear staying “Get your own freakin hater-tots”
December 5th, 2022 at 6:16 PM ^
I love the Harbaugh quote.
But i only use mobile and I would appreciate not being reminded about what I am missing by not being able to see the banners. /s
December 5th, 2022 at 6:26 PM ^
'lonely' was a tagline? I thought it was my status because I don't have a lot of points.
Dang.
December 5th, 2022 at 7:56 PM ^
Love how Jim just seems to come up with sayings like jive turkeys, haterade, hater tots, etc. Plus the born on 3rd base.
Clearly, this was a shot across the bow of Snarty, who still can't believe guys got criminal charges for kicking a guy on the ground and (gasp!) even hitting a guy over the head with a helmet repeatedly. The humanity!