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Lane Kiffin makes Chinese Next News

EDIT: Okay, so, WTF?!? The other thread WASN'T delted, but dammit, it just disappeared for me. Now it's back. Database error? Mods, please merge with the other thread.

I know a thread about Kiffin's problems at USC was just deleted, but I'll be damned if this right here doesn't deserve a thread on its own merits. Mods, do as you will.

"This is the EMU game, not the emo game."
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November 9th, 2012 at 1:21 PM | What the.. (Score:3 Normal)
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What the..

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November 10th, 2012 at 12:58 AM | My thoughts exactly (Score:1)
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unbelievable

"He has no idea that Charles Woodson can jump fifteen feet in the air, come down acrobatically, and get his foot inside this football field.  Folks, you can watch football a long, long time before you see another play like that."

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November 9th, 2012 at 1:22 PM | This is (Score:3 Normal)
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Mindblowing

Secret tort baby? Secret tort baby!

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November 9th, 2012 at 1:22 PM | Beat me to the punch.  Well (Score:1)
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Beat me to the punch.  Well done.

 

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/VU7l4TcPhxQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

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November 9th, 2012 at 1:23 PM | I want more of these... There (Score:2)
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I want more of these...

There has to be a couple Les Miles versions out there.  Maybe Dooley?  

Class of '97: 4 Years -- 4 Four-loss seasons

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November 9th, 2012 at 1:23 PM | I am really glad that the USC (Score:5 Normal)
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I am really glad that the USC thread that I just created was deleted so that this could get the attention it deserves.

"And when we play as a team, when the old season is over, you and I know, it's gonna be Michigan again, Michigan."

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November 9th, 2012 at 1:33 PM | I though this thread was (Score:1)
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I though this thread was going to be about how Chinese people are destroying tailgating.

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November 9th, 2012 at 1:40 PM | Maybe they'll report (Score:2)
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maybe they'll report on how ex-Mississippian Connecticut residents ruin a good "southern tailgater."

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November 9th, 2012 at 1:34 PM | China (Score:2)
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What the heck goes on in China?  I had to double check my drink to make sure there wasn't any LSD in it.

So hot.  Milk was a bad choice.

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November 9th, 2012 at 1:36 PM | this just absolutely made my (Score:4 Normal)
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this just absolutely made my day

Brady Hoke: Kicking Ass And Signing Names On The Recruiting Trail

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November 9th, 2012 at 1:39 PM | There are times I really (Score:5 Normal)
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There are times I really really wish I was still smoking pot on a semi-regular basis like when I was back in college.

This would be one of those times.

 

 

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November 9th, 2012 at 1:49 PM | They have cartoon animations (Score:2)
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They have cartoon animations for almost everything. The one they did portraying how the Tiger Woods attack went down was one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

 

Edit: here's the link to the Tiger Woods hilarity if anyone is interested.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jV85rD0gfqo

 

Also, judging by the video, I bet the Chinese viewing audience just got a whole lot more intrigued by American football.

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November 9th, 2012 at 1:45 PM | Nothing better sums up USC (Score:2)
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Nothing better sums up USC losing to Oregon than a swan? flying up in the air and shitting all over some half naked greek soldiers. Just sayin

"that's why you don't go to Ohio State, Lawrence"

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November 9th, 2012 at 1:49 PM | FYI (Score:4 Normal)
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This is Tawianese not Chinese.  If you check out Hot Clicks on CNNSI they link to these videos all the time.  NMA tv likes to make them for various sports related incidents. 

EDIT:  The language is Chinese, but they are made by a Tawianese company.

- Michigan Alumnus formerly in Hawaii now in California

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November 9th, 2012 at 1:49 PM | good god, (Score:2)
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that's amazing.  i haven't seen anything this awesome in too long.

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November 9th, 2012 at 1:54 PM | Thanks To The OP, Of Course... (Score:2)
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Having just watched this at work, I will probably have to just forget the rest of the day now since was on my way to a meeting and chuckling uncontrollably and randomly is not exactly a good idea in front of directors. I have also learned that flying and incontinence are important to the Oregon offensive attack, that Lane Kiffin doesn't mind the odd goat slaying at pressers and that changing a jersey number requires only a giant #2 pencil. The things you learn when you watch the news from another perspective... 

"Funny isn't it, how naughty dentists always make that one fatal mistake."

Follow the random tweets of a Michigan alum - http://twitter.com/#!/LorneEC3

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November 9th, 2012 at 1:54 PM | Disclaimer: " No goats were (Score:2)
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Disclaimer: " No goats were injured or killed during the filming, just a goat. "

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November 9th, 2012 at 2:01 PM | Envy. That is the emotion I feel after watching this CGI vid. (Score:2)
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 MGOBLOG NEEDS THIS TECHNOLOGY NOW!  [Sorry, I am shouting].  

But, we must keep up with the Chinese blogosphere.  This threat must not stand. We need our own Chinese CGI parodies if we are going to remain competitive.  We must participate in a virtual sportsblog arms-race to remain relevant.

 

/s

 

 

 

 

Your opinion has no value.

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November 9th, 2012 at 5:44 PM | Mr. President.... (Score:2 Funny)
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[General Buck Turgidson]We must not allow a CGI GAP![/General Buck Turgidson]

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November 9th, 2012 at 6:07 PM | Nice Dr. Strangelove reference (Score:2)
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Here is a CGI +1 to you.

Your opinion has no value.

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November 9th, 2012 at 2:21 PM | Apparently China thinks all (Score:3 Normal)
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Apparently China thinks all birds look like swans, and they communicate with humans by fart-genie-ing out of their recent memories.  Also, Chip Kelly's major defense mechanism against USC was having one of his players poop on them.  Sounds about right.

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November 9th, 2012 at 2:35 PM | This is quite the tangent: (Score:3 Interesting)
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This is quite the tangent: Japan and China actually have below average biodiverstity and endemic bird species when compared to other regions. During WWII, Japanese fighters thought eagles painted on American aircrafts were chickens or roosters.

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November 9th, 2012 at 3:57 PM | During the Vietnam war the (Score:2)
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During the Vietnam war the Viet Cong knicknamed soldiers from the 101st Airborne Division "Chicken Men".  They had never seen a bald eagle (which is worn on their shoulder as a patch) and thought it was a chicken.

"Wasn't that Michigan drive just great.  That's like Patton riding into Berlin." ~Bob Ufer

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November 9th, 2012 at 4:29 PM | I believe this is Taiwanese. (Score:3 Normal)
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I believe this is Taiwanese.

Leaders and Best

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November 9th, 2012 at 5:43 PM | Next Media Animation is a (Score:3 Normal)
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Next Media Animation is a Taiwanese animation group. They'd be quite offended that you've called them Chinese. It's pretty evident by her accent when she speaks (a nuance I'm sure many people here were quick to notice).

 

Edit: Argh, sorry. In my gut reaction of "OMG that's a Taiwanese animation company not Chinese must comment now" I didn't read the other comments that said the same thing.  Much apologies.

Flickr

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November 10th, 2012 at 11:13 AM | Hilarious and awesome (Score:2)
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Almost as funny as Lane Kiffin having his back-up QB switch numbers with his punter (also the holder) to get an edge on a two-point conversion fake...against COLORADO.

This guy is a joke, and I feel bad for any kid that is playing for him.  I predict he is no longer USC's coach by 2014.

Thank you, Coach Hoke, for bringing Michigan back.

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