"It's a lot easier being a drug dealer than an AAU coach" - this guy. Tell me something I don't know. I mean, don't think but have never tried either.
EDIT: Okay, so, WTF?!? The other thread WASN'T delted, but dammit, it just disappeared for me. Now it's back. Database error? Mods, please merge with the other thread.
I know a thread about Kiffin's problems at USC was just deleted, but I'll be damned if this right here doesn't deserve a thread on its own merits. Mods, do as you will.