Ladies, don't do this to your man/facebook ruins lives
Boy, oh boy. Where has my old friend RoboHenne gone? Don't let your wife do this to you, men. Sure as hell don't let her post it to Facebook.
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/chad-henne-looks-great-stripes-232052338--nfl.html
December 7th, 2012 at 9:24 PM ^
December 9th, 2012 at 12:11 AM ^
December 7th, 2012 at 10:20 PM ^
With feet. It has to have the built in feet, like my kids wore until they were two.
December 7th, 2012 at 9:26 PM ^
to be honest, I would love to have a wife like that.
December 7th, 2012 at 9:29 PM ^
I did appreciate this comment...
He's in the NFL and in bed with a hot blond. I am behind a keyboard, with a pasty-white complexion and no friends. I ain't sayin' nuthin'. You go Chad.
December 7th, 2012 at 9:28 PM ^
December 7th, 2012 at 9:28 PM ^
Angle is all wrong... would be full on sex mirror angle if Taco did it.
This is obviously the work of his vertically challenged cousin Burrito Drawers... a target of Denard from time to time.
December 7th, 2012 at 9:34 PM ^
It may be the alcohol speaking, but I laughed my ass off at this.
If only I could give you an upvote that mattered...
December 7th, 2012 at 9:37 PM ^
Burrito Britches. Has a nice alliterative ring to it.
December 7th, 2012 at 10:03 PM ^
Burrito drawers...brilliant
December 7th, 2012 at 9:31 PM ^
I don't know, he looks like he's more into it than she is. Feel like this one's on him.
December 7th, 2012 at 11:28 PM ^
and she clearly appreciates it. No hidden camera here.
December 7th, 2012 at 9:31 PM ^
What's with the green and white? Dave Brandon needs to get on the ball here and call Adidas.
December 7th, 2012 at 9:32 PM ^
December 8th, 2012 at 3:35 AM ^
Well played, but eaaaaaasy, now. Not with Mario at least- Braylon, yes, obviously; that was throw up and "OH GOD PLEASE - THAT'S RIGHT YOU ARE BRAYLON AND AT THIS POINT IN HISTORY UNSURPASSED AMONG PEERS AT WHAT YOU DO."
And then the economy hit the shitter.
December 7th, 2012 at 9:34 PM ^
Man's livin' the dream. Livin' the dream...
December 7th, 2012 at 9:34 PM ^
December 7th, 2012 at 9:38 PM ^
there's nothing wrong with comfort
guy's a millionaire starting QB in the NFL with a hot wife, he's got nothing to prove
December 7th, 2012 at 9:46 PM ^
True, but if you're not a millionaire NFL QB and your wife tells you to take a picture like that, you should probably tell her to make you a sandwich.
December 7th, 2012 at 10:04 PM ^
December 8th, 2012 at 2:11 AM ^
That's a great looking stache
December 7th, 2012 at 10:05 PM ^
December 7th, 2012 at 10:33 PM ^
This isn't about being manly. The sandwich is the opposite of the photo, i.e. a firm no dear, I'm not going to allow you to publicly humiliate me. People, whether they are men or women, deserve some dignity.
December 7th, 2012 at 10:40 PM ^
If this is your threshold for humiliation then there are some bigger self-confidence issues at play.
December 7th, 2012 at 10:46 PM ^
Or he has left his house before and knows the world is not kind to a grown man wearing a onsie. I don't know anyone who would let a guy live that down.
Exceptions: Millionaire. Starting NFL QB.
December 7th, 2012 at 10:51 PM ^
December 7th, 2012 at 11:36 PM ^
Putting it on a christmas card and posting it on facebook are different. My wife and I have done things like that, and I've certainly lived it down. Some people are able to do goofy things without being embarassed.
December 8th, 2012 at 12:04 AM ^
December 8th, 2012 at 12:05 AM ^
I'm willing to bet you aren't married.
But yeah, I've taken some ribbing for stuff like that, but not to the point where I "wouldn't live it down." Couples do couply things sometimes, it happens.
December 8th, 2012 at 12:40 AM ^
Sometimes you gotta do shit to keep the ol ball chain happy unless you're content on tuggin it in the bathroom all week.
December 8th, 2012 at 2:34 AM ^
Now you've lost a bet in addition to your manhood. I've been married for 6 years. I make most of the sandwiches but I can and do say no when she has great ideas like matching onesies.
December 8th, 2012 at 3:54 AM ^
Bad. Place.
December 8th, 2012 at 5:46 AM ^
Maybe, but at least you'd be having more sex than most of the husbands in this thread.
December 8th, 2012 at 12:49 AM ^
I'd be willing to bet a lot of money that it WAS their Christmas card. A lot of people use Facebook instead of e-mail now.
December 8th, 2012 at 2:40 AM ^
More likely, the photographer comes to the house for the Christmas card and takes a bunch of shots, some embarrassing, most not. After they agree on one for the card, she posts the cutest (most embarrassing) one on Facebook in pursuit of Likes. Chad gets 50 texts with links to this story.
December 7th, 2012 at 10:07 PM ^
As Doug Karsch always says, "Whatever gets you closer to, not further away." Not taking the picture then telling her to make you a sandwhich = a dry spell longer than MSU's not going to the rose bowl.
December 7th, 2012 at 9:41 PM ^
since Henne was 14...call me a softie but I think that's pretty awesome.
(I love hockey.)
December 7th, 2012 at 10:22 PM ^
PRETTY AWESOME?!?!?!
Come on no man should have to suffer, how can you stand for... oh wait you love hockey, carry on
December 7th, 2012 at 10:23 PM ^
December 7th, 2012 at 9:42 PM ^
Like the article said, happy-wife-happy-life.
December 8th, 2012 at 9:33 AM ^
This cannot be over-stated.
December 7th, 2012 at 9:50 PM ^
December 7th, 2012 at 9:54 PM ^
Eh.. don't take yourself too seriously. If I were him I'd be more bothered by the bedazzled pillows.
December 7th, 2012 at 10:01 PM ^
For there is a commenter on the article that agreed:
"The only thing embarrassing about that photo is the Swarovski covered pillows."
When you're the Jaguars and you stumble on Henne, who in three games has almost put up half the offense that Gabbert did in the previous eight or nine, I think you can run with the Christmas pajamas. Obviously, this and other things are clearly working.
December 7th, 2012 at 10:05 PM ^
She probably compromised...they probably had sex afterwards
December 7th, 2012 at 10:12 PM ^
December 7th, 2012 at 10:18 PM ^
Why is this news?
December 7th, 2012 at 10:20 PM ^