October 29th, 2020 at 10:44 AM ^
A big Sparty loss
Makes Valenti's profuse tears
Taste like caviar
October 29th, 2020 at 10:49 AM ^
Say Michigan Mel
Sparty tears taste like fine wine
Little brother lose
October 29th, 2020 at 10:53 AM ^
New coach, same results
MSU bad at football
Same it ever was
October 29th, 2020 at 11:01 AM ^
Michigan State Sucks
They are the worst in the state
Mich by nine touchdowns
October 29th, 2020 at 11:04 AM ^
Mork gave up on Stae
Tucker lied to his recruits
Comeuppance commeth
October 29th, 2020 at 11:06 AM ^
Week one Rutger loss
Week two Big Brother curb stomp
Cry about it Mel
October 29th, 2020 at 11:07 AM ^
relax little brother,
you will win a game some day.
not this saturday
October 29th, 2020 at 11:14 AM ^
Here's a PSA
Keep your couches safe this week
That's all, you're welcome.
October 29th, 2020 at 4:09 PM ^
Covid means couches
needed now more than ever.
So Staee will burn 'em.
Also, just because I saw this recently and thought it was great:
There was a young man
From Cork who got limericks
And haiku confused
October 29th, 2020 at 11:19 AM ^
Sparty statue shines
In a slick sheen of urine:
Sorry, dignity.
October 29th, 2020 at 11:22 AM ^
Sparty's bad again
But no need to show pity
Please hold no punches
October 29th, 2020 at 11:35 AM ^
Where chips on shoulders?
Where dignity? In brutal
Loss, little brother.
October 29th, 2020 at 11:36 AM ^
Sparty is Sparty
Mel Tucker is Mel Tucker
M State is M State
October 29th, 2020 at 11:37 AM ^
Knock their lights out
Staeee less dangerous
Here we are now
Staeee no dangerous
October 29th, 2020 at 11:41 AM ^
Back to Little Bro
Cheap shots are your whole game plan
Rutgers is better
October 29th, 2020 at 11:44 AM ^
All say they could've
Gone to U-M, but chose State.
Shows how dumb they are.
October 29th, 2020 at 11:45 AM ^
Joe Cool comes to play
Speed in space delights us all
Staee yearns for the past
October 29th, 2020 at 11:46 AM ^
COVID is my fear
those bastards from MSU
Will infect us all
October 29th, 2020 at 11:55 AM ^
Damn three?? Such a treat!!
October 29th, 2020 at 12:09 PM ^
Been a light Thursday
No defense U-F-R yet
Can't wait for the game
October 29th, 2020 at 11:58 AM ^
Oh, wont you Stae-e
just a little bit longer
Please, Mike Dantoni?
October 29th, 2020 at 12:01 PM ^
Michigan taee U
no longer a sparty school
now just party, cool
October 29th, 2020 at 12:07 PM ^
Offensive line sucks.
They're going to get guys hurt.
Please don't kill Rocky.
October 29th, 2020 at 12:16 PM ^
For cryin' out loud! Knock it off with this nonsense, this is really dumb.
/ wait a minute. . .
// oh, crap
October 29th, 2020 at 12:17 PM ^
Checks RCMB
Hate Rises Verily
Stoked by Sound Defeat
October 29th, 2020 at 12:25 PM ^
Rutger took their Ess
Their uper Bowl is up next
Poor Michigan taee
This is pure genius, can't upvote enough.
October 29th, 2020 at 12:26 PM ^
Pride before the fall
where are the wolverines
we answered your call
October 29th, 2020 at 12:30 PM ^
Won't say Michigan?
Got a job in Michigan?
Should reconsider.
October 29th, 2020 at 12:36 PM ^
Rivalry M leads
ultimate pounding cometh
dead lying in weeds
October 29th, 2020 at 12:44 PM ^
Mike D'Anthony
He will cry from his mansion
Ill-gotten funds bought
October 29th, 2020 at 12:54 PM ^
Michigan versus
The State University?
Outplay the S U!
October 29th, 2020 at 1:14 PM ^
Link your arms, Spartans!
March Towards Oblivion!
Apply for the MAC?
October 29th, 2020 at 2:24 PM ^
They already have the jersey for MAC.
October 29th, 2020 at 1:22 PM ^
Michigan State lost
At home to Rutgers. Ha Ha.
Go Blue Beat Sparty
October 29th, 2020 at 1:28 PM ^
Please don’t cancel this
If the season ends Sunday
They still crushed Sparty
October 29th, 2020 at 1:39 PM ^
Halloween game day
Lombardi will see monsters
Aiden and Kwity
October 29th, 2020 at 1:52 PM ^
Mark Digornio?
Mike Diraviolino?
Mork D’antoni?
October 29th, 2020 at 1:56 PM ^
Ha, Ha, Sparty, Ha
Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, You Stink!
Hee, Hee, Hee, Go Blue!
October 29th, 2020 at 1:56 PM ^
Sparty Doesn't Know
Why COVID posts still happen
Eat shit Green Rutgers
October 29th, 2020 at 2:00 PM ^
The offense ain't great
The defense is no better
Same shit, same sparty
October 29th, 2020 at 2:09 PM ^
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Them them them them them them them
up up up up up
October 29th, 2020 at 2:43 PM ^
Autumn in Michigan
the fall colors are restored
blue over green
October 29th, 2020 at 3:27 PM ^
Sparty's football team
was once full of pride; but that
was before the fall
October 29th, 2020 at 7:46 PM ^
Sharty comes to town
Will you play nice, big brother?
No! Take beating now
October 30th, 2020 at 12:23 AM ^
Could not beat Rutgers.
Is that some Halloween joke?
Pumpkin carving time.
October 30th, 2020 at 12:26 AM ^
Green and white ahead.
Hide the women and children.
Gonna be ugly.
October 30th, 2020 at 3:53 AM ^
Why does no one know
What the fuck a haiku is?
QED is dumb.