December 3rd, 2008 at 6:55 PM ^
Your mother, to fill his various sexual needs.
December 3rd, 2008 at 6:55 PM ^
k brodie.. nice gay name queer
December 3rd, 2008 at 6:56 PM ^
Don't ever change.
December 3rd, 2008 at 6:59 PM ^
lol he got u with ur gay name queer
December 3rd, 2008 at 7:03 PM ^
can't wait for that new show Bromance. it's going to be sick, lol.
December 3rd, 2008 at 7:30 PM ^
Brodie wins the "makes me laugh the loudest" award for the day with that post. I knew that kid would get something good, but my expectations were exceeded.
December 3rd, 2008 at 8:06 PM ^
The double homosexual insults always sting the most. It's no biggie when your sexual preference is challenged once. But twice in one comment, well...well that's just over the line.
December 3rd, 2008 at 10:36 PM ^
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BUUUUURN.
December 3rd, 2008 at 6:59 PM ^
don't go by what rivals tells you. you can't even trust if their listed height is correct. and also don't trust all the recruits who listed their 40 time as 4.4, let alone 4.3. that's just a joke. a lot of guys in college and in nfl don't even run that fast.
December 3rd, 2008 at 7:02 PM ^
40 times for high school prospects are often wildly inaccurate, and frankly, someone's 40 time is a pretty narrow indicator of speed on the field.
Does anyone really believe that Juice Williams runs a 4.75 40, while Chad apparently ran a 4.60 40 based on their HS 40 time? Or that Mike Hart ever ran a 4.4 40?
December 3rd, 2008 at 7:05 PM ^
Also, one - who cares, and two - they don't list times for 2 DB's, an ATH, and a RB. The ATH and RB are Jeremy Gallon and Vincent Smith, probably the faster guys in the class.
These are his guys. I am 100% excited about this class so far, and think we're going to add to it nicely in the coming weeks.
And as for Rivals, I'm not sure why everyone thinks they're the end all for evaluations. They do an awesome job, but don't you think we should trust the coaches a little more? These programs invest a ton of money for people to evaluate every kid they want, and I'm sure they've done their due dilligence with this. Remember that Pat White was a 3 star ATH coming out of high school, and last year he was a potential heisman candidate under RR. Just be patient.
December 3rd, 2008 at 7:35 PM ^
Well, dont believe those 40s. One guy, i forget who was fastest player in all-american camp thissummer, goes to cass tech i think, committed to mich. Sooo...
December 3rd, 2008 at 7:39 PM ^
Teric Jones
December 3rd, 2008 at 7:51 PM ^
I have just gained new found respect for Brodie.
Don't you think coaches from major football programs know more about recruits than Scout or Rivals?
December 3rd, 2008 at 8:08 PM ^
Tom Lemming knows more than coaches do about recruits. The only problem is that what Lemming knows is only legal in 5 states.
December 4th, 2008 at 8:52 AM ^
I was about to say - didn't Teric Jones run an absolutely retarded 40 time?
And to say they're not "highly regarded" - one of the dudes you're slagging is Jeremy Gallon who is one of the top 100 players in the nation.
December 3rd, 2008 at 8:07 PM ^
Kevin Grady was reported to run a 4.4 40. He does not. Rivals is wrong.
December 4th, 2008 at 12:31 AM ^
To be fair, there was a Zima at the end of that race.
December 4th, 2008 at 1:08 AM ^
Fuck, what wouldn't I do for a Zima?
December 4th, 2008 at 8:43 AM ^
Zima is delicious.
December 4th, 2008 at 8:58 AM ^
I LOVE ZIMA!!!! Also, Bartles and James!!!!!111!!!!111!!@2
December 4th, 2008 at 1:14 PM ^
Sun Country, peach, in the single serving 2 liter bottle. That's how we rolled, old school.
December 4th, 2008 at 9:37 AM ^
especially with a watermelon jolly rancher in there
December 4th, 2008 at 1:57 AM ^
In reality, Grady very well may have run a 4.4 before he really bulked up. I was on M's track team, and I ran a legit 4.5 in high school. KG was in my league for track in high school and he beat me twice my senior year in the 100, my best event. And he was a freshman.
December 4th, 2008 at 1:12 AM ^
Wait, is Kevin Grady's DUI the origin of the WLA Zima meme?
December 4th, 2008 at 1:42 AM ^
No, we're just really queer like that.
December 5th, 2008 at 5:34 PM ^
A commenter on a WVU blog that linked us said:
"These guys are far out there. They're riding unicorns with assless chaps drinking Zima's with jolly-ranchers in them."
Thus, the origin of Unicorns and Zima. We haven't written about the assless chaps, but we do where them.
December 5th, 2008 at 7:07 PM ^
Aren't all chaps by definition "assless"? I've always wondered about that...
December 4th, 2008 at 2:27 AM ^
. There's a big difference between running a sprint in a straight line and having game speed. Guys like Touissant, Gallon, Smith, Jones aren't exactly getting caught from behind in their videos. I'd say we're just fine. And don't forget we didn't get a taste of T-Rob yet who supposedly has good speed and is good in open space.
December 4th, 2008 at 7:14 AM ^
Dammit, why is Rodriguez only recruiting slow people? Doesn't he know that fast people are faster? Who taught this asshole how to coach?
December 4th, 2008 at 9:58 AM ^
Yessssss...come to the dark side, unleash your rage. Fear leads to hate, hate leads to anger, yessssss...
December 4th, 2008 at 9:01 AM ^
That's his plan. My inside source say that most of our commits were actually scouted during a casting call for "The Hobbit".
December 4th, 2008 at 11:23 AM ^
Rodriguez also only recruits white defensive ends.
December 4th, 2008 at 11:37 AM ^
Only Lloyd Carr can recruit speed at Michigan. Morgan Trent runs a 4.13 40. Braylon Edwards runs a 4.40 40 in his socks.
December 4th, 2008 at 2:20 PM ^
Teric Jones ran a 4.37 40 at the Army All-American combine last year, which tied for the fastest time.
December 4th, 2008 at 4:15 PM ^
This post is all that is FAIL.
December 4th, 2008 at 5:14 PM ^
No doubt. If this recruiting class exhibits ANYTHING, it's speed. Not a ton of bug guys, not a ton of wildly regarded recruits, but a ton of speed, top to bottom.
December 4th, 2008 at 8:24 PM ^
the greatest post ever invented.
jmak, you are one ruthless son of a bitch. To look at a recruiting class overflowing with speed and athleticism, and then concluding these guys are all slow, is absolutely fucking ballsy. You've got the skills, pal. The real skills. Fuck Teric Jones, Vincent Smith, Fitz Toussaint, Jeremy Gallon and all those other scheming bastards.
December 6th, 2008 at 1:28 AM ^
Yes, and we also WEAR them.
Btw, anyone else glad Guff is transferring out? That guy lacked top-end speed.
December 6th, 2008 at 3:42 AM ^
Of anyone who is not running a sub 4.3 - 40. This applies for all players. Hell we should even look at getting rid of all coaching staff, cheerleaders, and band members who aren't breaking that mark as well.