I love Buckeye tears. A letter from a bucknut's heart.
October 3rd, 2011 at 9:42 PM ^
*plays world's smallest violin*
October 3rd, 2011 at 9:50 PM ^
Spongebob......
October 3rd, 2011 at 10:00 PM ^
I'm actually just rolling a boog to flick at you
October 4th, 2011 at 8:20 AM ^
that it's is a fairly honest post, though. The Posey and Herron revelation as to the "jobs" this summer, while amazingly resulting in a mere one game suspension, could be a game changer in terms of the overall investigation into tOSU. SMU really go hammered when prohibited actiivty continued during and even after an NCAA investigation. To think that this summer, during everything that was transpiring, two of the player originally involved in the fiasco broke the rules again, perhaps a more serious violation, nobody from the althletic department was aware and acted to prevent, and now they are still seriously going to return to the team. Goodluck OSU, I think you are well on your way to feeling some serious wrath. From Day 1, tOSU has handled all of these matter with a breathtaking degree of incompetence, every bad decision is only made worse by the next bad decision. It is still spiraling and nobody, NOBODY connected with the University is taking true, honest, and directed measure to change the atmosphere in that Universities athletic program.
Those players will be kicked off the team. OSU is not out of the woods yet, and I do believe that a significant NCAA smackdown may still be a real possibility. Posey and Herron have seen their last action at OSU, give it a week.
And the poster said re: kidney stones, "my pain is real and it is enormous." Good stuff, Buckeye fan or not.
October 4th, 2011 at 9:08 AM ^
that 90% of OSU fans love Tressell, and that OSU's penalty < USC's penalty, so BFD.
To the buckeye that wrote the post, cry me a river...
October 4th, 2011 at 10:20 AM ^
The part I can't figure out is the deafening silence from the NCAA. I know we're waiting on the results of the original hearing in August but has there been any word on whether there is in fact an ongoing investigation by the NCAA about all this other nonsense.
October 3rd, 2011 at 9:42 PM ^
can anyone explain to me how I lost like 1,000 points in the last little bit? I went away, and I suddenly have like -985 points???
Continue schadenfreude...
October 3rd, 2011 at 9:46 PM ^
Mgoblog gods have frowned upon you.
October 3rd, 2011 at 9:47 PM ^
...you have said something profoundly uninformed or otherwise dumb. You've not been banned, so there is time yet to redeem yourself.
October 3rd, 2011 at 9:53 PM ^
October 4th, 2011 at 12:20 AM ^
he did
October 4th, 2011 at 1:47 AM ^
by chance tell me where said post of boobs is located?
October 3rd, 2011 at 9:47 PM ^
You posted a picture of boobs. 'Round these parts, we don't post pictures of boobs, no matter how attractive said boobs may be.
Your points will be back in a month.
October 3rd, 2011 at 9:52 PM ^
Dang it! I knew I should have gotten that pic of Scarlett J!! Brian loves her, right? hahahaha
October 3rd, 2011 at 9:54 PM ^
Your tongue? Bite it.
October 3rd, 2011 at 9:57 PM ^
stop digging
October 3rd, 2011 at 10:02 PM ^
You've been here a week. My suggestion, hang around and don't post anything, get a feel for the place--what is accepted, what is not then after a while start posting. If you can't do that, leave. We don't want this to turn in to RCMB.
October 4th, 2011 at 5:23 AM ^
80% would somehow have to give up our undergraduate diplomas first, then develop an inferiority-persecution complex. We would also need to start thinking of sofas as an alternative fuel, possibly even replacing biodiesel or wind.
October 4th, 2011 at 12:59 PM ^
Ski masks would also be a plus
October 5th, 2011 at 12:18 AM ^
Ahahaha I love these conversations! Everyone's STFUing everyone else for no apparent reason!
October 4th, 2011 at 8:39 AM ^
I dont know where the idea of Brian loving Scarlett J. came into your head, Brian only loves his wife, and he doesent need to go online for naked pics of her.
October 4th, 2011 at 7:23 AM ^
He got -1000 for the boobs pic on the "Brown Jug" thread?
Waaaaay too touchy around here sometimes. The one I saw didn't have any nudity, only jugs in bras, but maybe something else was posted later that I missed?
October 4th, 2011 at 8:24 AM ^
There was a picture in the "All-Time Record v. MSU" thread. And it was full-on boobie (tastefully presented though it may have been).
Newbies gotta learn somehow...
October 4th, 2011 at 8:45 AM ^
seriously I thought that the picture of cow otters was his original picture, it creeped me out.
October 3rd, 2011 at 9:53 PM ^
you posted a picture of a nude woman on a thread
October 3rd, 2011 at 10:05 PM ^
she was just topless. Pretty hot and classy topless, though... But you are probably right I guess. ;)
October 3rd, 2011 at 10:21 PM ^
Stop with the emoticons.
October 3rd, 2011 at 10:34 PM ^
Perhaps we were not clear about the rules:
Rule #1: NO JUGS
October 3rd, 2011 at 11:40 PM ^
NTTAWWJ
October 4th, 2011 at 12:56 AM ^
Really? How come they were accetable last week?
(from Getty Images)
Is this one okay?
October 4th, 2011 at 2:19 AM ^
If there is no JUGS, how can we tell how fast Denard is running?
October 3rd, 2011 at 10:04 PM ^
I'm no rocket scientist but I'd guess your NSFW comment had something to do with it. Probably the only way to get all those points back is if you can find a scandle at OSU.
Wait...
October 3rd, 2011 at 10:07 PM ^
Actually, she (the girl) is a buckeye athlete, which means NCAA trouble!!!!
Not really, but I thought I'd give it a shot!
Hey-o!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 3rd, 2011 at 11:15 PM ^
If you go to the top bar, there is a link to "Useful Stuff." Under this is "Official mgoboard peeves." Scroll down this link from Brian, and you will find this pet peeve of his. This is one way we stay classy. It also is a way to avoid censure when surfing mgoboard at work. If this isn't enough for you, do a search on NSFH.
It's a picture of boobies!
Ever open a fifteen-post thread at work and get two different 800x600 pictures of impossibly fake boobs alternating for pages and pages? And then have your boss walk up behind you? Thanks, internet hero, for turning my idle surfing of a sports site into a firing offense! No one needs to see the same set of fake gazongas eighty times accompanied by your three words of deep insight into the team of your choice.
EXAMPLE
Go to Rivals and click on a thread.
DIAGNOSIS
Person is fourteen and has a constant boner. Likely to turn into a guy who says "stud" constantly after being rejected by women for the next ten to eighty years.
CURE
An introduction to life's harsh realities, hopefully beginning with a slap upside the head.
SUSCEPTIBLE FANBASES
Anybody with a site on Rivals.
EXCEPTIONS
Arguments about hot chicks are always welcome as long as denoted in the subject title and the specific purpose of a thread. Also exempt are pictures of Scarlett Johansson.
October 4th, 2011 at 2:27 PM ^
Yeah I was being sarcastic. Thanks though.
October 3rd, 2011 at 9:44 PM ^
Delete...Wrong Thread
October 3rd, 2011 at 9:45 PM ^
I have yet to see any bucknuts just finally admit they are getting what they deserve,its crazy!
October 4th, 2011 at 12:22 AM ^
this guy actually seems to see whats up and understand thats they are fahkd
October 4th, 2011 at 12:22 AM ^
this guy actually seems to see whats up and understand thats they are fahkd
October 3rd, 2011 at 9:48 PM ^
Wow. Can you say, poorly written sob article?
October 3rd, 2011 at 9:52 PM ^
...this is how it went down
October 3rd, 2011 at 10:19 PM ^
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-15060310
Buckeye fanbois need to get a hold of some of these virtual monkeys.
October 3rd, 2011 at 10:28 PM ^
Incredible... not quite sure it counts as "writing" Shakespeare's plays, but cool nonetheless.
October 3rd, 2011 at 10:51 PM ^
What the fuck is 'mommies vase'? Apparently proper grammar is optional even when making good points about your cheating program. I look forward to the next 10 years of raining piss over Columbus and hope that the next billion days offers pain and disappointment for that, and I use the term loosely, university. Please pass THE popcorn and keep in coming.
October 4th, 2011 at 11:44 AM ^
The grammar police really get on my nerves. Quit it already. It's so over played. We get it, people make mistakes when they type.
October 3rd, 2011 at 9:49 PM ^
[throws another OSU banner on the fire to keep warm]
[chases tears with bourbon]
October 3rd, 2011 at 9:56 PM ^
pure gold. Seemed almost....logical? If poorly written.
October 3rd, 2011 at 9:57 PM ^
He isn't pretending like it isn't a big deal or that it is all a series of isolated incidents. Heck, most Buckeye fans look at this like one giant conspiracy to make OSU look bad. He is actually holding Smith and Gee accountable and telling the players they should be off the team for what they did (despite the fact that they are great players). I would say that he is an exception to so many Buckeye fans, and I think he was pretty reasonable actually.
October 3rd, 2011 at 10:00 PM ^
I read 11W and bucknuts pretty regularly, and his sentiments are about the same for those two blogs... the fanbase has turned...
October 3rd, 2011 at 11:18 PM ^
Finally. I was wondering what it was going to take . . . Gordon Gee caught with a dead girl or a live boy?