Gasaway lists UM no. 2 in his list of serious contenders
December 18th, 2012 at 9:11 PM ^
I read this post three times, and I still have no idea what the hell that last sentence means. Or any of the sentences before it for that matter.
December 18th, 2012 at 9:13 PM ^
you don't know what assmar means? lol....jj
December 18th, 2012 at 9:20 PM ^
Hard to explain without the full context, but "sucks to your assmar" generally means "go screw."
It is a quote from Lord of the Flies. Assmar = asthma, metaphorically. Sucks to your = to hell with.
December 18th, 2012 at 10:26 PM ^
I read Lord of the Flies in 5th grade. The space it once occupied is now clogged with hops and peat smoke. I vaugely remember a plane crash and a bunch of sissy songboys that tried to kill the fat nerd. This stretches pop culture references to the breaking point.
December 18th, 2012 at 11:25 PM ^
"Kill the pig! Slit his throat! Badger him!"
There may be a Wisconsin meme here if we look for it.
December 18th, 2012 at 9:24 PM ^
but that's not your fault. Wait, yes it is.
December 18th, 2012 at 9:52 PM ^
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December 19th, 2012 at 8:02 AM ^
this post wins the thread.
December 18th, 2012 at 9:14 PM ^
So he listed the #2 ranked team in the country #2 on his list of serious contenders?
December 18th, 2012 at 11:34 PM ^
Once again, this post is best read in a Jim Lahey voice, drunk slur and all.
December 18th, 2012 at 9:26 PM ^
December 18th, 2012 at 9:29 PM ^
He has been incredibly successful at Utah State and built quite the NFL factory their. They have had more high draft picks the last 2 years than us.
December 18th, 2012 at 9:32 PM ^
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December 18th, 2012 at 9:48 PM ^
Clearly the SEC is making such high-profile hires like Butch Jones and Malzahn
/s
December 18th, 2012 at 10:07 PM ^
(Kevin Sumlin, Nick Saban, Urban Meyer, Butch Jones)
December 18th, 2012 at 11:22 PM ^
You do realize he won a NC at LSU before he went pro???
December 18th, 2012 at 11:35 PM ^
And before that, he was hired away from MSU.
December 19th, 2012 at 12:05 AM ^
level, he's right about Sparty. ;)
December 18th, 2012 at 9:51 PM ^
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December 18th, 2012 at 9:57 PM ^
what a suprise.....he listed the #2 team in the nation as the number 2 contender.
December 18th, 2012 at 10:33 PM ^
Nice to see that Michigan is right in the thick of it along with the other schools he mentioned. Those are some fine programs.
December 18th, 2012 at 11:02 PM ^
I thought Gasaway was some recruit who had us in his top two schools and then I clicked the link and realized, oh okay, stupid me. Anyone else get fooled like this? Or was the headline....not the best headline?
Anyway, glad I got to find out who Gasaway is and that he has the #2 team ranked as the 2nd best squad, my life is complete....thanks John Gasaway, you're special.
December 18th, 2012 at 11:26 PM ^
I made the same mistake..fairly ambiguous title.
December 19th, 2012 at 12:03 PM ^
the better.
And this list of serious contenders looks suspiciously like, I don't know, the AP top 5.
December 19th, 2012 at 6:05 PM ^
tricked me into thinking there were free cookies if I just clicked..........Stupid me