Game Day Signs - BS NCAA Investigation Edition

Submitted by Hab on October 19th, 2023 at 4:47 PM

Given the silliness of today's news and the responses that are going around the Twitter-verse, here, RCMB, and 11W, I thought it might be fitting to share Game Day Sign ideas.

OURS:

  • I didn't steal my little brother's sign.

 

  • You're not supposed to run to mom until after the beating.   

 

  • Don't let bullshit NCAA investigations distract you from the fact that in 1966, Al Bundy scored four touchdowns in a single game while playing for the Polk High School Panthers in the 1966 city championship game versus Andrew Johnson High School, including the game-winning touchdown in the final seconds against his old nemesis, Bubba "Spare Tire" Dixon 

 

THEIRS:

  • Michigan stole my other sign.

WalterWhite_88

October 19th, 2023 at 5:20 PM ^

Can someone please investigate the NCAA? They obviously have a vendetta against Jim Harbaugh and Michigan, and they are obviously corrupt as hell. They shouldn't be able to just willy nilly leak these investigations to the press without Michigan being able to defend itself and also pretty much just solely go after Michigan instead of investigating/punishing other schools that commit much worse things. Obviously, some coaches (Ryan Day seems like the likeliest candidate) aren't able to compete against Michigan and are resorting to potential sign stealing as a scapegoat in order to bring Michigan down, and someone with a vendetta against Michigan hears these complaints and his happy to not only investigate it, but leak it to the press in order to get back at Jim Harbaugh for not cooperating with the cheeseburger investigation. 

bluebyyou

October 19th, 2023 at 5:58 PM ^

Us against the world.  Seems like a great bulletin board material to motivate players who are rolling over everyone.

Kind of reminiscent of the NFL and Brady's allegedly underinflated footballs by those who never heard of PV=NRT, also known as the ideal gas law.  Brady didn't skip a beat.

My new iPhone 15  has a 48 megapixel camera system and can do 4k videos.  I played football in HS.  If I took pictures/vids am I violating the rules?  

This is such stupid shit in this age where large numbers of people in any stadium could be acting as spies, brought to you by the same people who once allowed recruits to eat bagels as long as there was no cream cheese.  

CFraser

October 19th, 2023 at 11:41 PM ^

Love the: you don’t run to mom until after the beating. Exactly what this is. Also will take: you needed a sign to tackle DE? Both are A+ and…just good job boys.