Friendly reminder: nothing matters
As much as the Beilein thing sucks, don't forget: nothing matters. In 100 years, you will be dead. And so will your children. Your body will turn to dust, and everything you cared about in life will be irrelevant. If you're a person of faith, you can expect an eternity of blissful happiness at the foot of your deity. If you're not, you can expect pleasantly boring and painless oblivion, for all eternity.
Have a nice week, everyone.
Here's a comment for you to neg. I would mind, if it mattered.
I matter! You matter! We all matter!
We are matter. Carbon mostly.
Someday you will die somehow
And someone's gonna steal your carbon
Here, here.
I had to reel myself in earlier this morning when I started to get too worked up (I could feel my blood pressure rising). Not mind you that our coach left... but rather what might have precipitated his leaving.
That was just the beginning of an ALL around bad day! But when I listed everything... they were all 1st world problems... so I just told myself to shut the f*** up you whinny little bit**.
Worst post of year: 'As good a time as any'
Best post of the year: this one
I am sorry that you have such a bleak outlook on life. I hope you can find happiness somewhere in this beautifully created world.
I won’t speak for the poster, but it is not necessarily a bleak outlook. It can be quite freeing and can help you find happiness and weightlessness in this beautiful world.
Not sure how nothing matters isn't a bleak outlook but to each their own.
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Thanks for the eternal perspective. I can now sleep.
You don't know the longevity of my potential future offspring. Who knows, I might sneak one in there right before I die just to try to get a late kid that'll bump right up against that 2119 mark. That'll show you
i’ve got nothing - we’re all screwed
Well nothing cannot matter as nothing is the absence of something.
But in the spirit of your post, yes the people that wailed when Yost stepped up to AD from coach in 1926 are probably all dead.
Eat Arby's
Since nothing matters anyway fuck healthy eating!
I'm just going to leave this here in case any OP's want to take a look:
I like Johnny Cash's version better.
so does trent reznor
NIN was formed in Cleveland.......so that doesn't make me feel better.
At least it explains most of Reznor's lyrics
I mean, we live in a futuristic distopia. In my soon to be 42 years on this Earth, I've discovered that the multiverse of potential futures has settled on this one for our timeline.
No flying cars. OSU won 17/18 or w/e. No cares that NCAA bag men are everywhere. Our current president. Maintaining late stage capitalism as the primary economic system being more important than human lives and the planetary environment. Twitter and social media in general.
Careful, you're gonna trigger the boomers.
I’m not a boomer. I’m a millennial. And there are still so many things wrong with that post. AOC 2024 amirite??
Boomer at heart I guess. Nothing says punk like supporting capitalism.
hardcore lol
We truly are in the darkest timeline
You forgot "Ticketmaster still exists."
Are we still in the bizzaro, dystopian alternate universe we entered in November 2016...
Yup, CRAP! On the other hand, the Evil Federation will be pretty interesting in a couple hundred years.
That will teach you to ignore Big Ten flyover country . . .
Hug your family and get some perspective. Some of you people are sad.
I cannot argue with this logic. My turbulent soul has been soothed by being reinforced that I am mere dust in the wind.
/Snaps back to reality
NOW WHO THE HELL IS GOING TO COACH US NEXT YEAR AND HOW DOES IT AFFECT RECRUITING?
Climate change is gonna kill us all in the next few decades anyway. It's all a joke, enjoy sex and drugs irresponsibly.
Don't tell me how to enjoy my sex and drugs.
Best post ever!
Young man, there's no need to feel down I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town There's no need to be unhappy Young man, there's a place you can go I said, young man, when you're short on your dough You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find Many ways to have a good time It's fun to stay at the YMCA It's fun to stay at the YMCA They have everything for you men to enjoy You can hang out with all the boys It's fun to stay at the YMCA It's fun to stay at the YMCA You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal You can do what about you feel Young man, are you listening to me? I said, young man, what do you want to be? I said, young man, you can make real your dreams But you got to know this one thing No man does it all by himself I said, young man, put your pride on the shelf And just go there, to the YMCA I'm sure they can help you today It's fun to stay at the YMCA It's fun to stay at the YMCA They have everything for you men to enjoy You can hang out with all the boys It's fun to stay at the YMCA It's fun to stay at the YMCA You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal You can do what about you feel Young man, I was once in your shoes I said, I was down and out with the blues I felt no man cared if I were alive I felt the whole world was so tight That's when someone came up to me And said, young man, take a walk up the street There's a place there called the YMCA They can start you back on your way It's fun to stay at the YMCA It's fun to stay at the YMCA They have everything for you men to enjoy You can hang out with all the boys YMCA you'll find it at the YMCA Young man, young man, there's no need to feel down Young man, young man, pick yourself off the ground YMCA, it's fun to stay at the YMCA Young man, young man, are you listening to me Young man, young man, what do you wanna be? YMCA, you'll find it YMCA No man, young man, does it all by himself Young man, young man, put your pride on the shelf YMCA, and just go to the YMCA Young man, young man I was once in your shoes Young man, young man I was down with the blues, YMCA
operator: wexford county 9-1-1, can i help you?
XM: yes! somebody broke into darker blue's brain and broke it! come quick, he's blown a gasket!
There are only a few screws loose
I told you. told you, told you not to have that second Kahlua and Tomato Juice (shaken and not stirred)....
M & M, i am going to volunteer to be your copy editor one of these days. every time you write about kahlua and tomato juice it looks like you are advocating shaking them together, then pouring them into a glass to be consumed. someday someone is going to do that and drink a brown colored mess and curse you for tilting them in that direction. in this age of social media, the public scorn could be unbearable....
Who knew that had that many words?
I always thought there were just four: Y, M, C, A.
This makes perfect sense to me.
ah yes, a corollary theory to the apostle paul's rendition of first century greek philosophy: eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die.
I mean it's possible we solve the puzzle to eternal life, and not in a religious sense. Certainly we'll extend life greatly in the very near future. Perhaps even in time for Beilein.
It's possible this sets the program back centuries, while he's still just over there, coaching the fucking cavs
Remember that the odds are that we're part of a computer simulation anyway, not base reality.
Jaime?
If you're a person of faith, you can expect an eternity of blissful happiness at the foot of your deity. If you're not, you can expect pleasantly boring and painless oblivion, for all eternity.
This seems like the worst interpretation of Pascal's Wager ever.
Would 'you are all going to be worm food' make it better?