Friday POSBANG - Sibling Rivalry edition
Finally.
I've been waiting two weeks.
Fuck taking the high road.
Fuck moral victories.
Fuck sitting on part of the playbook.
I want this over by halftime. I want their fans filing out of the stadium early in shame. I want to hear Mel Tucker speechless at his post game presser.
Let's do this.
October 28th, 2022 at 12:30 AM ^
I want what you want…Let’s Go Blue!
October 28th, 2022 at 8:13 AM ^
Here's hoping for a safe, clean game, without undue referee interference.
October 28th, 2022 at 10:42 AM ^
*unless it's in our favor
October 28th, 2022 at 12:31 AM ^
If Michigan goes up 14 in the first half, it's likely over.
At that point they can run, pass, and do whatever they want.
If they pucker for tucker for a third time, that allows the underthrown bullshit passes where Michigan interferes and gives them first downs and the ref show to start.
And maybe, just maybe, Michigan won't fall for trick plays for the 15th year in a row.
October 28th, 2022 at 2:54 AM ^
If Michigan goes up 14 in the first half, it's likely over.
How'd that lead work out for Michigan last year?
M needs to put their fucking foot on Staee's fucking throat for 60 minutes. It will be likely over when the clock reads 00:00 and the scoreboard says 70-3 for the good guys.
October 28th, 2022 at 3:05 AM ^
It's at home.
And they aren't explosive is why a two TD lead should be enough.
But once you have the lead, you pile it on.
October 28th, 2022 at 5:26 AM ^
franz is bolivia'd.
heartbreaking. grief counseling is available.
October 28th, 2022 at 7:11 AM ^
Welp...Franz is the younger brother. Seems fitting that the littler of 2 brothers would get Bolivia'd this week.
October 28th, 2022 at 7:48 AM ^
That deserves a posbang in its own right! But I wasn't around for the final post that put him over the edge - what was it? Obviously not the whole, but what was the jest of it? I want to revel in his, ahem, 'glory'...
October 28th, 2022 at 8:23 AM ^
He was suspended, not perma-banned, for comments in the Donovan Edwards threads
October 28th, 2022 at 7:57 AM ^
All I want is to see Alan Bowman throw a TD before the end of the 3rd Quarter. Is that so wrong? bang me. Happy Friday.
October 28th, 2022 at 8:48 AM ^
Just as long as it's not for reasons that shall not be named.
October 28th, 2022 at 11:31 AM ^
To Carter Selzer please.
October 28th, 2022 at 6:48 AM ^
Replace those birds flying near little brother's head with flies and this would be more accurate
October 28th, 2022 at 12:47 AM ^
Win and advance. But ... if along the way you manage to put a thumping on them, so much the better.
October 28th, 2022 at 7:46 AM ^
Win and advance is nice, but we are in no mood for a nice win. Dominate. Leave no room for Sparty’s dignity
October 28th, 2022 at 12:47 AM ^
Go Blue. Win with enthusiasm unknown to mankind!
October 28th, 2022 at 12:48 AM ^
And with cruelty
October 28th, 2022 at 12:56 AM ^
And character.
October 28th, 2022 at 6:44 AM ^
And with cruelty again.
October 28th, 2022 at 6:57 AM ^
Yaaaaaas!!
October 28th, 2022 at 4:38 AM ^
And without injuries.
October 28th, 2022 at 7:13 AM ^
Staee looks like they sent all the kickers to the middle of the line.
October 28th, 2022 at 7:49 AM ^
Correct, Dantonio couldn't see over the linemen.
October 28th, 2022 at 8:40 AM ^
That's a massive pizza delivery that Devin ordered.
October 28th, 2022 at 8:52 AM ^
D’Antonio was a douche bag for this move.
October 28th, 2022 at 12:56 AM ^
Take it back from little brother.
October 28th, 2022 at 2:59 AM ^
The craziest thing about this and so overlooked is Hart's comments were truly no big deal.
But Mork's faux outrage over it all... I mean an actual D-1 coach being publicly butthurt over one player's comments -- I've never seen that before or since, is completely responsible for how 'lil bro has such staying power.
If Mork shuts the fuck up and takes the 'L', this likely never becomes a thing.
October 28th, 2022 at 6:45 AM ^
The crazy thing is that every butthurt Spartan ignored that Hart's postgame trashtalk was directly referencing MSU football pregame trashtalk about UofM.
The 2 MSU RBs called our players arrogant and said we think we're the big brother but that they'd show them who the real big brothers were in the game.
Hey MSU crybabies, don't talk crap before the game if you can't handle it getting shoved back in your face after the game.
October 28th, 2022 at 8:33 AM ^
Hart referenced this in the press conference but good luck finding the video of it. It seems to have been scrubbed from the Internet.
October 28th, 2022 at 11:49 AM ^
MSU's State News is Pravda, they scrubbed the original article where their players were quoted pregame saying we were arrogant and they'd prove they were the big brothers.
I had linked to it multiple times on other message boards and then one day it vanished.
MSU has a cult of victimhood complex from the disrespekt.
October 28th, 2022 at 8:31 AM ^
Pretty close to the uni’s MSU is rolling with for the game:
October 28th, 2022 at 2:13 AM ^
I don’t like Michigan state and I hope we win the football game against them.
October 28th, 2022 at 2:40 AM ^
You... Are a mad man.
October 28th, 2022 at 7:51 AM ^
I was just kinda meh about the game. But now, after your rousing pep talk, I'M READY TO RUN THROUGH A WALL TO WIN THIS THING!!!!!!
October 28th, 2022 at 8:35 AM ^
Calm down, baboo!
Stop screaming!
You're going to give yourself a heart attack!
October 28th, 2022 at 1:17 PM ^
A little more strongly worded than necessary I know. It was late when I sent it. Always wait 12 hours before you hit send! May I restate. Come the morrow evening, may Michigan State University’s football sports team be given a corte de corbata by The University of Michigan football sports team.
October 28th, 2022 at 10:15 AM ^
Ditto.
October 28th, 2022 at 2:41 AM ^
I’m an only child.
fuck little brother, all my homies hate little brother.
On a more serious note, Michigan State presented by Rocket Mortgage is a fine school that I would’ve considered attending had I not gotten into Michigan.
October 28th, 2022 at 4:15 AM ^
I want Mel’s first line at his postgame press conference to be, “I’m a dog shit Head Coach!” 〽️
October 28th, 2022 at 7:21 AM ^
Is that worse than horse shit Coach?
October 28th, 2022 at 9:38 AM ^
Mel is gonna go through the entire animal kingdom before his time is done! :-D
October 28th, 2022 at 7:52 AM ^
Uh, don't you mean MeLLLL? (We'll add the 5th L early Saturday evening...)
October 28th, 2022 at 7:59 AM ^
Yes, late Saturday night in east landfill....
October 28th, 2022 at 4:44 AM ^
Found out yesterday about my knee. Full thickness/ complete tear of my ACL. Fracture of the lateral tibial plateau...surgery forthcoming.
Pity bang me???
October 28th, 2022 at 5:44 AM ^
sorry about that one. one of our sons had a torn ACL and had it fixed last year. was very good about doing all the stretches and exercises and was back at it 100% within 9 months. has had a pretty epic football season so far, too.