Friday POSBANG - Carl Speckler Edition
For those who are enlightened, you'll know exactly who Carl is and his sacred mission of eliminating gophers from Bushwood CC.
"I want us to kill ALLLL the gophers on the course."
Correct me if I'm wrong, Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they're films lock me up and throw away the key...
"The GOPHERS... The brown furry rodents!"
And so he did. And he even had a reason. Let's go out and kill all the gophers tomorrow (figuratively speaking**) and bring home win #6.
🎶 Grrrrreat big gobs of greasy, grimy, gopher guts 🎶
** GoWings2008 does not condone the actual killing of anyone
October 6th, 2023 at 12:30 AM ^
First typo... Spachler. Carl Spachler.
Dammit, I wish we could edit OPs around here.
October 6th, 2023 at 5:23 AM ^
Be the ball, Danny.
Go Blue!
October 6th, 2023 at 12:43 PM ^
“You’ll get nothing and like it” was my parents mantra growing up. Mostly because we were poorer than Kenny from South Park.
October 6th, 2023 at 1:26 PM ^
You're still wrong—it's Spackler.
October 6th, 2023 at 12:32 AM ^
PJ Fleck married a stripper and let's recruits fondle her gophers.
October 6th, 2023 at 12:36 AM ^
Better than the Broncos they fondled earlier in his career...
October 6th, 2023 at 3:56 PM ^
Don't sell yourself short, P.J. - you're a tremendous slouch.
October 6th, 2023 at 12:40 AM ^
October 6th, 2023 at 6:36 PM ^
She may have gophers, but she ain't got little brown jugs
October 6th, 2023 at 12:41 AM ^
I hope we gopher 2 every chance we get.
October 6th, 2023 at 7:44 AM ^
I see what you did there🤣🤣🤣
October 6th, 2023 at 1:10 AM ^
Gophers! Scum... slime... menace to the golfing industry. You're a disgrace and you're varmints. You're the lowest members of the food chain and you'll probably be replaced by the rat.
You are licensed to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Free to kill gophers at will. Bang me with enthusiasm. Go Blue!
October 6th, 2023 at 1:19 AM ^
They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote.
October 6th, 2023 at 10:24 AM ^
You never fail me, my friend
October 6th, 2023 at 12:29 PM ^
We can do that. We don't even need a reason.
October 6th, 2023 at 2:05 AM ^
Oops, wrong thread. Can anyone point me towards @Tuckcomin thread?
Go Blue! Send the Gophers rowing back across campus.
October 6th, 2023 at 2:19 AM ^
Lol. Mel clearly had a “salami to hide”!
October 6th, 2023 at 2:21 PM ^
"It's not my fault nobody can understand you. Ya' fuzzy little foreigner."
October 6th, 2023 at 3:13 AM ^
Always trust the advice of your caddy.
Well... almost always.
October 6th, 2023 at 7:48 AM ^
One of my favorite movies of all time 👍
October 6th, 2023 at 12:30 PM ^
I don't know how anyone can post a gif here. Every time I try the site says the file is too large.
October 6th, 2023 at 1:10 PM ^
Yeah, I've apparently used up all that I'm allowed by the site as well.
October 6th, 2023 at 2:43 PM ^
I stopped using the file upload for gifs and just started copying and pasting them from the web. It works perfectly and you don't have to worry about using up the storage space.
October 6th, 2023 at 8:39 PM ^
Exactly what I do. Easy as π!
October 6th, 2023 at 3:24 AM ^
Every Friday I try to think of something clever or amusing for posbang.
This week has been rough, not feeling very creative. Just go kick gopher ass and keep the jug where it belongs.
Go Blue !
October 6th, 2023 at 8:51 AM ^
We got you, Blue...
Have a great weekend, brother.
October 6th, 2023 at 6:16 AM ^
Kill the gophers, but please, Please, PLEASE... no collateral damage!!!
October 6th, 2023 at 6:47 AM ^
“This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sinsemilla. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.”
October 6th, 2023 at 8:52 AM ^
CANNONBALLLLLL Comin....
October 6th, 2023 at 6:48 AM ^
I live a bit out in the sticks, and while I know they are menaces, gophers are really just the cutest little fuckers. But I don't think they are anything but food for the wolverines.
October 6th, 2023 at 6:55 AM ^
No rowing this boat.
October 6th, 2023 at 9:39 AM ^
"You scratched my anchor!!"
October 6th, 2023 at 7:17 AM ^
Whenever I think of this blog, I think of this:
"Daddy wanted to broaden me."
"In this place? Good luck."
October 6th, 2023 at 7:38 AM ^
Happy Michigan Football Friday M Go Bloggers ! Beat the Gophers ! Win the game. Have a chance to go 6 & 0, 3 & 0, so we got that going for us, which is nice. The Dali Lama says hi. Conference road wins are like gold. Bang, bang and Go Blue !
October 6th, 2023 at 7:53 AM ^
That's the ugliest hat I've ever seen! Looks good on you though!
Go Blue!
October 6th, 2023 at 8:00 AM ^
The gophers will get nothing and like it!
October 6th, 2023 at 8:29 AM ^
Hey Carl, get em all, every one of them!!
October 6th, 2023 at 8:31 AM ^
Always get the little brown jug song stuck in my head when they play Minnesota, Go Blue!!
October 6th, 2023 at 8:35 AM ^
Minnesota's new catch phrase: BAIL THE BOAT!
GO BLUE!
October 6th, 2023 at 8:43 AM ^
I became a 1st-time grandpa last night (I know, I don't look that old). My daughter, who recently moved from MN to WI, is dressing the boy in a Lions onesie (because, screw the Packers) and making plans to watch Sunday's game with him. This was a tradition for us as she was born the day before Thanksgiving and watched the Lions game with me the next day in the hospital. We've missed one Thanksgiving game together in 26 years. Fortunately (unfortunately?) her husband isn't a big football fan.
October 6th, 2023 at 8:59 AM ^
huzzah! congrats st. joe! or should we say, 'grandpa st. joe' now?