First time to The Game - advice needed for avoiding sitting with Buckeyes

They tend to get tickets in the south end zone area. 

If I'm not mistaken the visitors are around sections 5-10. If you get anything in the north end zone you'll be guaranteed to be surrounded by Michigan fans

Godspeed 

If you see anyone that's drooling on themselves and smells like they haven't showered in weeks then that's definitely RGard's mother.  The OSU fans are in the south end zone up high in the corner.

Don't wear red. 

Yep, red is dotted throughout but heaviest in south end zone (the tickets of course going for the lowest prices).   So if you are looking at a corner, Sections 37-40ish would be best bet.

Good luck and be loud!

The trick is to be so loud that no one can hear the ones close to you 

Just shit in a cooler 

Avoid the southeast corner and the endzone row 86, that’s where the visitors section starts. I know this because I’m in row 85

Also, southwest endzone corner near the field is also where they sit

My advice is to enjoy the win.

Don't dress up as a cooler

Can't be done. They're going to be sprinkled everywhere. Even at midfield on the press box side. Learn to deal with it.

Keep walking until it smells like poop, then turn around, and never return to the premises. 

Band will be in Sec. 8 row 80 on up, so probably not right in front of them. The families of the team and OSU AD tix -Sec. 7 80 on up. These are the OK red shirted fans with a zero on their caps. The nasty ones are scattered throughout the stadium so it’s a crap shoot. 

If you really want to avoid Buckeye fans, wear deodorant and bathe.  They hate that.

Well, don't bring a cooler, that's for sure 

Avoid sections 6-13 and you’ll be good. Go for sections 32-40 and you’ll be next to or across from the students. 

Wait until the 4th quarter.  They'll all be gone.

Line the Michigan National Guard up at the state line.  First Buckeye to cross the state line...attack...and then re-take Toledo, because it rightfully belongs to Michigan.

Avoid higher rows in the South end zone. That is the visitor section.

id prefer to be sitting next to a goddamn buckeye so everytime we shove the ball into the endzone and shove honda mccord into the ground and shove maserati marv into a broken pattern that wont improve his nfl draft stock i can look at that red colored thing from ohio and say fuck you

Their band is in Section 8 or 9 at the top.  The top rows of the south end zone are their allotment of tickets.  The rest of the stadium will pretty much depend on whose selling and right now there's only about 1000 tickets available so you should be safe if you stay away from the South East Corner and the south end zone.

I would avoid the southeast corner of the stadium in the high numbered rows.

Avoid Red.

Dress up as a book. They're scared of that kind of thing. They think the alphabet is witchcraft.

I went to The Game in Columbus in 2010 and all the buckeye fans I sat around were quite nice to me.  The trolls online who think Michigan is going to get the death penalty over this are a small percentage of Ohio State fans.  I grew up in the Cleveland area and most are nice.  Not to mention if they act up in the stadium they'll be asked to leave and escorted out.  

Score 50 in the first half. They will leave.