I got a kick (no pun intended) out of this, and -- anticipating a slow news day -- figured the board would as well. On Josh Furman, from this morning's Curious Index (EDSBS):
While the arrest came February 11th, Brady Hoke only just now discovered it after being awoken from the cryogenic chamber the MGoBlog community Kickstarted for him last off season.
While a cloning machine may be more apt, a cryogenic chamber for Hoke, Mattison, et al would be acceptable.
May I also take this opportunity to point out that 10 days remain in the kickstarter campaign -- link in the sidebar. If you don't contribute, you don't get to read the awesome second update that Brian posted.