EDSBS breaks down the bowl season
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/12/3/3722170/the-every-bow…
My personal favorite:
33. Buffalo Wild Wings Bowl: TCU vs. Michigan State.
"Hey guys, whaddya think? Is that a game-clinching safety to end this miserable assheap of a football game at 4-2? Or do you want overtime?"
"We were wondering if you could just flood the room with deadly Sarin nerve gas, killing all of us who just lost all will to live by watching this game, and indeed any other game involving Michigan State this year."
"No problem."
"YAAAAYYYYYYYY"
December 3rd, 2012 at 9:07 PM ^
Spencer Hall is amazing.
December 3rd, 2012 at 9:07 PM ^
Pretty fun read, and the Clemson one had me cracking up.
From LSUFreek:
December 3rd, 2012 at 9:29 PM ^
You have to love Joan Holloway
December 3rd, 2012 at 9:34 PM ^
And now to ruin that image of her forever....
December 4th, 2012 at 2:07 AM ^
Hammond's eyes crush my soul, especially attached to that arse.
December 4th, 2012 at 8:59 AM ^
my sensibilities have been permanently gutted.
December 4th, 2012 at 11:38 AM ^
More frightening would have been the same shot as above, but instead of the tiger face it was Hammond's leer.
Of course followed up by the Hammond's ass and head shot.
December 3rd, 2012 at 9:10 PM ^
Absolutely kick ass. Made my night.
December 3rd, 2012 at 10:11 PM ^
"Bridgepoint Education Holiday Bowl: Baylor vs. UCLA. FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! THE BAYLOR OFFENSE IS COMING AND SO IS THE DEFENSE AND FIIIIIIIIIIIRE-" - from the article
Baylor gives up 513 yards per game on average, and UCLA doesn't come in much better at 409 yards per game (and yet, this is not the worst in the Pac-12, but it is the worst among eligible teams). Yeah, this game will likely be a conflagration, possibly surpassing the defensive train wreck of the 2011 Alamo Bowl. Anyone care to wager on the possibility of the 123 point record (set in, well, last year's Alamo Bowl) being broken in this one?
December 3rd, 2012 at 9:55 PM ^
The funniest part is that he thinks South Carolina needs to spot us 28 points for it to be a close game.
December 3rd, 2012 at 9:59 PM ^
December 3rd, 2012 at 10:24 PM ^
I think he's forgotten that South Carolina scored 24 against Wofford. Our defense should be better than Wofford's, and Marcus Lattimore isn't walking through that door.
December 3rd, 2012 at 9:54 PM ^
Who is the a-hole who removed the Roundtree thread before I got to read it ?
December 3rd, 2012 at 10:26 PM ^
December 4th, 2012 at 8:34 AM ^
What was the title?
December 3rd, 2012 at 10:01 PM ^
Some of the one-liners in that read are outstanding.
" a burning school bus in a street riot."
"scatters like London orphans during the Blitz"
December 3rd, 2012 at 10:30 PM ^
Surprised nobody has posted this yet, it makes me laugh in a sad sort of way.
Al Borges likes to work out his feelings in coordinated armored interpretive dance. This second down rollout play-action pass is him telling you that more than anything, Al Borges lives so that he can can die without regrets. (Translation: this will be an utter mess, but an entertaining one.)
December 3rd, 2012 at 10:53 PM ^
I was just about to.
Spencer nailed it. Sadly about the only person who doesnt see it is Hoke.
December 3rd, 2012 at 10:50 PM ^
On the Heart of Dallas Bowl: Purdue v. Oklahoma State
"I like to watch things die."
December 3rd, 2012 at 11:07 PM ^
That purdue comment had me rolling. Also what he said about borges was sad but true. I am looking forward to watching this game at home and yelling "play action pass" at my tv every time they line up in the I on a 2nd or 3rd and long
December 4th, 2012 at 12:34 AM ^
The Les Miles Chik-fil-a one is hilarious. I wish I could remember where I found it. it was by either LSUFreek or CuppyCup.
December 4th, 2012 at 12:48 AM ^
Found it sorry IDK how to embed GIFs but I laughed my ass off for a while
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w118/vangyjo/albuma/chik.gif
December 4th, 2012 at 10:01 AM ^
works just like a picture. click the icon in the bar above the comment entry field (the last icon on the right) and drop in the gif's URL for where you found it on the web, and you're all set.
December 4th, 2012 at 10:25 AM ^
That was hilarious. Many thanks.
December 4th, 2012 at 12:43 PM ^
is the "eff this bowl" at the very end. whoever made this gif nailed it with this one.
December 4th, 2012 at 1:39 AM ^
Oh how I hope their performance against Nebraska wasn't a Mirage. I want the game to look like this so very badly, I do, I do, I do.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G90YcgwAZTM&feature=player_embedded (embedding disabled)
December 4th, 2012 at 9:00 AM ^
December 4th, 2012 at 11:41 AM ^
But Mark Schlabach ranks all the bowls in a much less funny manner, but does have the Outback in his top 5 best bowls-
http://espn.go.com/college-football/bowls12/story/_/id/8704256/ranking-…
December 4th, 2012 at 4:48 PM ^
But I wrote this piece on the tradition of the bowls in the face of an impending playoff. Gonna be doing college sports related posts every Monday, and hope anyone who's interested might check it out and enjoy.
http://ahorizontalmyth.wordpress.com/2012/12/03/a-new-day-futility-and-…
Apologies for the shameless self-promotion! Now, back to lurking. Love you all.