"Don't be a candy ass" Our boy is back
On twitter a few minutes ago...
Tom Minick, My first Coach! Always my Coach; with the words ringing in my ear, “Don’t be a candy ass”. A Marine, Sheriff, Coach, Special Person and Truly a Man’s Man! ? pic.twitter.com/QtpGAhWR4S
November 15th, 2019 at 2:41 PM ^
Where did our boy go before? Was he home before the street lights came on?
November 15th, 2019 at 6:55 PM ^
Was he home before the street lights came on?
When I was kid (mid 60s in Redford), the street lights took about 10 minutes to go from first flicker to full-on. Being a kid, I milked every minute of that 10 minutes. :-)
November 15th, 2019 at 7:04 PM ^
That was when kids didn't need a GPS to find the front door of their house.
November 15th, 2019 at 2:42 PM ^
"Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, 'would a candy ass do that?' And if they would, I do not do that thing."
November 15th, 2019 at 3:20 PM ^
So WWCAD???
November 15th, 2019 at 4:35 PM ^
It's a reverse WWCAD. Think WWCAD, and then do the opposite of that thing. So if the barista at Starbucks messes up your order but apologizes and fixes it, and you think a candy ass would just accept the apology and go about his day, then you unleash a profanity-laden tirade and go on a rampage throughout the cafe, trashing everything in sight. Because a candy ass definitely wouldn't do that.
November 15th, 2019 at 6:40 PM ^
WWCAND
NTTAWWCA
November 15th, 2019 at 8:10 PM ^
+1 for Dwight reference.
November 15th, 2019 at 2:48 PM ^
The handshake is going to be epic tomorrow
November 15th, 2019 at 2:54 PM ^
True, but just wait for the back slap!
November 15th, 2019 at 2:55 PM ^
Some people like a candy ass
November 15th, 2019 at 2:58 PM ^
Literal audible laughter
November 15th, 2019 at 5:41 PM ^
Sorta like the laugh track for Two And A Half Men?
November 15th, 2019 at 3:40 PM ^
misspelled “cocaine ass”
November 15th, 2019 at 3:52 PM ^
Booty bumps for the win!
November 15th, 2019 at 7:01 PM ^
Did you get your mid day nooner ?
November 16th, 2019 at 6:03 AM ^
Says titty bar Tom.
November 15th, 2019 at 3:19 PM ^
FYI this is a tribute to Tom who passed away this week, for anyone who didn't have the context.
November 15th, 2019 at 3:25 PM ^
god forbid the OP put that little tidbit in there..
November 15th, 2019 at 4:48 PM ^
Its in the linked tweet which is what the entire post is about...…...….
November 15th, 2019 at 7:35 PM ^
There isn’t the slightest goddamn hint or suggestion in the OP title or post that Minick had passed.
November 15th, 2019 at 3:25 PM ^
what are you talking about bud?
November 15th, 2019 at 6:30 PM ^
I’m not your bud, pal!!
November 15th, 2019 at 8:09 PM ^
Who you callin pal, friend???
November 15th, 2019 at 8:48 PM ^
Who you calling friend, jackass!?!?
November 15th, 2019 at 3:58 PM ^
this was pretty funny, right under your quote:
Please go for two while up 40 points tomorrow.
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You misspelled 50
i wonder how many of you are cross-dressers, i mean, cross-posting on twitter and here. whoever Rob M. is, stand up and take a bow.
but remember, we have to win the game first. we're all full of confidence but strange things can happen.
November 15th, 2019 at 4:11 PM ^
Edit: for drying up any sparty tears tomorrow.
November 15th, 2019 at 4:21 PM ^
Seems sticky
3/10 would try
November 15th, 2019 at 4:32 PM ^
I thought this was a reference to The Rock talking about State...
November 15th, 2019 at 4:49 PM ^
Oh man, we gotta throttle them. I'm hoping for it. 64-0 and went for two in fourth quarter, and bear the brunt of the ire, with glee.
Payback time for
---that dick move "the righteous will prevail" tweet re Swenson...
---"where did all the wolverines go?"
---not shaking hand after game.
---for the sparty coach who dissed Sarah in pressbox.
---for incessantly bullying the program any chance he could get.
---for the shade he threw at hokes wr coach at the Michigan high school event.
---for mocking Hart for being small.
--- "pride comes before the fall".
Fuck him. Run up the score Jimmy.
November 15th, 2019 at 8:14 PM ^
I concur with everything, except for the bullying part. This is a football team, not a small child in school. You don't want to be bullied? Then get your team to man the fuck up on the field. Dicktonio has done a lot of bullshit things, and is a despicable human being, but his teams earned (most of) those wins. That's not 'bullying' a football team, its beating it.
November 15th, 2019 at 8:40 PM ^
You forgot the one that dantonio is "just going to focus on continuing to beat Michigan". That's my fave.
November 15th, 2019 at 4:57 PM ^
"In many ways, Bob's Big Boy never left, sir. He's always offered the same high-quality meals at competitive prices."
November 15th, 2019 at 7:48 PM ^
Despite the movie reference, it will always be 'Elias Brother's Big Boy' to me.
November 15th, 2019 at 9:58 PM ^
Yeah, in Michigan it was always Elias Brother's Big Boy. There are still a few them around but not as many as the 60s and 70s.
November 16th, 2019 at 8:52 AM ^
I just need Shea to actually show up to this game so we can hang 50 on them, please...once...I beg of you before mork is gone...
November 16th, 2019 at 10:20 AM ^
Win the game.