The Case For Ron Zook
As Michigan potentially looks for a new coach, many of football's greatest minds are being thrown into the discussion. Les Miles, Mike Gundy, Jim Harbaugh, and many others like them are being mentioned with regards to a potential coaching vacancy. But I want to present to the Michigan faithful why I believe Ron Zook is the best candidate for the Michigan job.
- Born in Ohio - It takes one to beat one, and having a true Ohioan as the head coach would surely give us a great advantage against our biggest rival, plus any Ohio-Based MAC schools that happen to fall in our path.
- Exciting Games - Zook coached Illinois when Michigan beat them in 3OTs, 67-65. That was the most exciting game ever, and he could bring that excitement back to the big house.
- Not enough men on the field! Zook is the special teams coordinator with the Green Bay Packers. We consistently struggle with punt formations and getting all 11 guys on the field for special teams. He would bring valuable special teams insight that we surely need.
- Green Bay Packers - Ron Zook is currently employed by the Green Bay Packers. They are an NFL team, and could beat any college team in the country. If a team that’s better than a college team is smart enough to hire Ron Zook, then we would be foolish not to have him as our coach. It's the transitive property.
- Hoke only has one “O” in his name. Ron Zook has 3 "O's" in his name. This clearly means that Zook is 3 times more dedicated to Offense - which also starts with an O - than Hoke is.
- All the best teams are in the SEC. Everyone knows that. Ron Zook coached at Florida. Florida is in the SEC. The teams in the SEC have this thing called "SEC SPEED". Having been an assistant and a head coach in the SEC, Zook knows how to recruit and coach SEC SPEED. Having such SPEED at a school in the Big Ten would shock the nation.
- Zook has taken a team to the Rose Bowl more recently than any Michigan team. He knows how to get to the big game.
- It’s all about the money: He is underrated, and we wont have to pay him a lot to come here, and he's most probably looking for a job in the college football world. We need somebody to fill that job. It's a win-win for both parties, and helping people is what this is all really about.
These are the reasons I think Ron Zook is the best man for the job.
October 5th, 2014 at 10:38 PM ^
the fuck?????
October 6th, 2014 at 12:19 AM ^
October 6th, 2014 at 10:01 AM ^
so it took a second for me as well.
October 5th, 2014 at 10:38 PM ^
plz delete this quick before brandon sees it!!
October 5th, 2014 at 11:00 PM ^
Doesn't matter. I hear he is already in contract negotiations with Charlie Weiss.
October 6th, 2014 at 3:24 PM ^
October 5th, 2014 at 10:38 PM ^
October 5th, 2014 at 10:49 PM ^
October 6th, 2014 at 10:00 AM ^
Yeah you guys with tons of points always come up with great stuff.
October 5th, 2014 at 10:39 PM ^
October 6th, 2014 at 1:11 AM ^
You must be fun at parties.
October 5th, 2014 at 10:39 PM ^
October 5th, 2014 at 10:40 PM ^
actually i overreacted before reading. in that case Gerry dinardos been waiting for this oppurtunity for almost 10 years
October 5th, 2014 at 10:56 PM ^
And don't forget about that other well known Gerry, Gerry Faust!
October 5th, 2014 at 10:40 PM ^
October 5th, 2014 at 10:47 PM ^
October 5th, 2014 at 10:50 PM ^
Yeah, what's up with that? It was the first thing I noticed since he was just bolding single letters.
October 5th, 2014 at 10:41 PM ^
Srsly... Hope DB is not reading this. NO
October 5th, 2014 at 10:41 PM ^
October 5th, 2014 at 10:41 PM ^
October 5th, 2014 at 10:41 PM ^
I realize this is a poor attempt at a joke but if we hired Ron Zook, I'd seriously be in favor of just scrapping the football program at that point.
October 6th, 2014 at 4:04 AM ^
The Arbiter of Jokes has spoken! Let it be known OP's joke attempt is Poor, and his attempt shall forever be known as Poor.
October 5th, 2014 at 10:43 PM ^
I am Ron Zook. I approve this message. I did not know I had this many qualities that fits Michigan.
October 5th, 2014 at 10:43 PM ^
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October 5th, 2014 at 10:45 PM ^
nearly everyone above me missed the "woosh"
October 6th, 2014 at 8:08 AM ^
Technically, woosh happens when you miss the joke, you can't miss the woosh; you can only observe the woosh as an onlooker.
October 5th, 2014 at 10:46 PM ^
October 5th, 2014 at 10:47 PM ^
no thanks, i think we're all set there.
October 5th, 2014 at 10:51 PM ^
right? Oh wait....
October 5th, 2014 at 10:47 PM ^
House Intelligence Committee found no evidence of wrongdoing. Thanks for playing.
http://mediamatters.org/blog/2014/08/05/fox-news-quiet-after-congressio…
October 5th, 2014 at 10:52 PM ^
I don't think he wrote all this up just to say the word "Benghazi" which obviously some were going to notice. I'm pretty sure it's part of the joke.
October 5th, 2014 at 10:58 PM ^
Certain elements of the news media beat the Benghazi drumhead for two years, and were completely and utterly wrong. I reserve the right to be prickly about using "Benghazi" as a punchline.
October 6th, 2014 at 11:17 AM ^
You might win an award for "Most Ironic Tag Line on MGoBlog"
October 5th, 2014 at 10:47 PM ^
At first I thought "Oh man," then I laughed once I got it.
October 5th, 2014 at 10:48 PM ^
WOW JUST WOW!!
October 5th, 2014 at 10:48 PM ^
October 5th, 2014 at 10:49 PM ^
October 5th, 2014 at 10:50 PM ^
Most everyone above, lighten up. This is a joke, it's very funny, and it's exactly what we need during these trying times.
October 5th, 2014 at 10:50 PM ^
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October 5th, 2014 at 11:00 PM ^
The media would call the football team the "Zookers".
October 5th, 2014 at 11:36 PM ^
Cumong man, it's the "Fighting Zookers"
October 5th, 2014 at 10:52 PM ^
October 5th, 2014 at 10:55 PM ^
Lighten the fuck up people.
This post is awesome
October 5th, 2014 at 10:55 PM ^
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October 5th, 2014 at 10:55 PM ^