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|1 day 22 hours ago||He decommited because rooster||
He decommited because rooster town sent free Pokemon cards
|3 weeks 3 days ago||Downvoted for mentioning||
Downvoted for mentioning popcorn.
|3 weeks 3 days ago||Downvoted for mentioning||
Downvoted for mentioning vacation.
|3 weeks 3 days ago||Downvoted.||
|4 weeks 1 day ago||Here are my thoughts...||
I want to go back to Woodstock, Snoopy said. Times were easy then. The crowds swirled among the hoisted amps like footballs swirling the drain in tragic hallucinations of forgotten touchdown celebrations. Play the music at the game, and remember all the good times, then. Football lives on, and it will never surrender.
Woodstock, Woodstock, take me home. To the metaphorical allusion, and the congratulatory wheat fields of syntactically-grandiloquent aromatherapy. Smells are words, and letters are nothing. Take this train to nowhere, and never look back.
The blues on the horizon have been shaded into ecstatic 18th-century toys. Martin Wilson called, and he wants his alibi back. Nothing I've said was a lie, from the very beginning.
I wish you all a fantastic weekend, and a wonderful permanency. Please, have a nice day. May the forlorn conflagration of yesteryear never again devoir the frames of your yearning wooden houses. Goodbye!
|4 weeks 5 days ago||A momentousness occasion||
You've finally found an opportunity to use this GIF! Those months collecting dust in your harddrive have finally paid off.
|5 weeks 6 days ago||You could try reddit, they||
You could try reddit, they always have all of the top insider info for free. I found out about the bag man conspiracy there before anybody else was talking about it
|6 weeks 18 hours ago||Can you twerk?||
Can you twerk?
|16 weeks 6 days ago||Really?||
Apparently, in your mind, one's internet username on a college football sports forum is a direct reflection of their maturity. That makes perfect sense.
Please help me out then... what's the correct username I should have chosen in order to properly convey my maturity? Any help here would be much appreciated.
|16 weeks 6 days ago||Please point out where you||
Please point out where you saw me suggest I "demand excellence."
|16 weeks 6 days ago||No, obviously not. Use your||
No, obviously not. Use your brain. Why would I think that trying to injure someone and making a mistake are the same? I'm saying it's ridiculous to suggest that nobody can ever criticize a college athlete.
|16 weeks 6 days ago||Are you really suggesting||
Are you really suggesting it's wrong to criticize college athletes? I guess you were singing that MSU lineman's praises after he tried to rip Denard's head off.
And please, show me where you think I criticized anyone. Apparently, in your mind, stating someone's age is criticizing them.
|16 weeks 6 days ago||Please point out to me where||
Please point out to me where you think you saw me lose my crap over a mistake he made. (Assuming your comment was in direct reference to what I said.)
|16 weeks 6 days ago||Your logic||
What does the fact that I've never been a college football player have to do with anything?
That's like saying you're not allowed to criticize a movie because you've never been an actor.
|16 weeks 6 days ago||Blake O'Neill is 22, he's not||
Blake O'Neill is 22, he's not a kid.
|18 weeks 4 hours ago||Haha||
Haha oh man, I love these one-word "yes" or "no" replies. They're always so wittily succinct and original. Gets better every time I see it!
|21 weeks 3 days ago||The Arbiter of Laughter has spoken.||
And credit from him? My, oh my ... that's something to cherish forever. The Arbiter's credit shall long remain in the heart of he who has so graciously been permitted to receive it.
|24 weeks 6 days ago||I'm surprised...||
I'm surprised StephenRKass didn't start this thread.
|1 year 7 weeks ago||Truth hurts||
I'm assuming everyone downvoting you loved watching V. Smith run up the gut for no gain.
|1 year 15 weeks ago||Donnalsnoggle||
|1 year 18 weeks ago||The Arbiter of Jokes has||
The Arbiter of Jokes has spoken! Let it be known OP's joke attempt is Poor, and his attempt shall forever be known as Poor.
|1 year 20 weeks ago||I don't understand football||
I don't understand football concept I didn't know existed until Brian wrote about it. Who else thinks this is a terrible mistake?
|1 year 25 weeks ago||Thanks for the||
Thx for the recommendations, dewd.
|1 year 27 weeks ago||It's...||
It's just too perfect. A golden moment. Just too perfect. Your post is perfect. Thank you.
|1 year 28 weeks ago||Incorrect.||
Oreos are hip and resonate with young people.
|1 year 28 weeks ago||Interesting...||
Last season, someone (I forget who) said he saw black players and white players sitting separately, and not intermingling (while at a bar or restaurant or something). He was bitched at and flamed massively.
It would appear his observation was correct.
|1 year 46 weeks ago||(No subject)||
|1 year 47 weeks ago||Great||
This is the greatest thing I ever saw. Posts like this are why I love Mgoblog. Thank you Brian, sincerely and deeply. I want to thank you deeply. So deeply and meaningfully. With so many adverbs. I thank you adverbly.
|2 years 8 weeks ago||I-I-I-I'm not sure how this works....||
Should I...should I just ask? I've never done this before...
|2 years 12 weeks ago||Just dive at his legs, he'll||
Just dive at his legs, he'll topple over like a Jenga tower made out of water balloons.