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|15 weeks 6 days ago||(No subject)||
|16 weeks 6 days ago||Great||
This is the greatest thing I ever saw. Posts like this are why I love Mgoblog. Thank you Brian, sincerely and deeply. I want to thank you deeply. So deeply and meaningfully. With so many adverbs. I thank you adverbly.
|30 weeks 1 day ago||I-I-I-I'm not sure how this works....||
Should I...should I just ask? I've never done this before...
|33 weeks 4 days ago||Just dive at his legs, he'll||
Just dive at his legs, he'll topple over like a Jenga tower made out of water balloons.
|34 weeks 5 days ago||I can't stop now, I have to||
I can't stop now, I have to ride this thing all the way to the end. Thanks for your suggestion, though. And might I suggest something to you in return: get a life. And stop arguing with strangers on the internet all day.
|34 weeks 5 days ago||The only thing lazier than a||
The only thing lazier than a single-word "no" post is telling someone to get a life! I don't even know what that means. "Get a life." You could use that insult for any occasion and it would still mean nothing. "I disagree with this guy, so I'm going to tell him to get a life. That will show him!"
|34 weeks 5 days ago||Oh look, the most unoriginal,||
Oh look, the most unoriginal, lazy, inane post that can be made! This must be the millionth time this year someone has come up with this hilarious, witty response! Bravo, Dave! I look forward to what other gems you can come up with! Perhaps something else that requires absolutely zero thought and intelligence? I hope so!
|34 weeks 6 days ago||But if Hoke knows what's up||
But if Hoke knows what's up and was getting after people behind closed doors, wouldn't we start seeing some change in play-calling? Like some actual attempts to rectify the problems?
|34 weeks 6 days ago||Here's the deal...||
If a coach cares more about his personal relationships with his long-held friends than the success of his players and team, then he is a shit coach who doesn't actually care about the team or his players and doesn't deserve to coach them.
Personally, I don't believe Hoke is that guy. But we'll see.
|34 weeks 6 days ago||I'm in stage 5. I went to||
I'm in stage 5. I went to bed last night chuckling to myself about knowing I would wake up to see Michigan had lost. Then I had a brief fantasy that Michigan set an FBS record with over 1000 yards of total offense, And then I entered NREM stage 1. Then I woke up and saw Michigan had lost.
|34 weeks 6 days ago||That's a pretty conservative||
That's a pretty conservative prediction.
|34 weeks 6 days ago||Well,||
You can talk about regression and coaching and putting players in a position to succeed and execution and youth and talent and whatever, but ... wait, I guess that's everything then, isn't it?
Is there one magical answer that will solve everything? Obviously not, and I know it's been said before, so I'm just continuing to say the same thing everybody has already said. Whatever is going on is a combination of multiple factors that have added together to create a sum of shit. We probably won't truly know what's going on until someone gets fired or the team starts improving or something else. All I'm saying is that the team is pretty bad right now. Sometimes, teams are bad, and sometimes, they get better, and sometimes, people get fired. Not a groundbreaking opinion, I know. And I'm contributing nothing to the conversation. Am I being original? No. Am I being creative? No. So what is the point of me posting this? There is no point. This is worst post ever, and I accept that.
|35 weeks 18 hours ago||I think Ace is my favorite||
I think Ace is my favorite villian. He's a pretty entertaining character and his sub-plots are always good troll fodder.
|35 weeks 3 days ago||My perspective...||
I have a huge problem with Gnome Chomsky. His mischievous pranks and impish ways are totally unacceptable. Something has got to change.
|35 weeks 4 days ago||Thanks for this. Interesting||
Thanks for this. Interesting to see what the potential indicators are! Seems like you have a bit of a Sam Webb-esque "gut instinct."
|35 weeks 6 days ago||Painfully obvious||
Quit trying to act so coolly detached, you knob.
|35 weeks 6 days ago||Hahahahaa||
You jokers! This shit-ass website is the only place where fans would fucking congratulate their most hated rival for beating them. Grow some fucking balls! Or would that negate everyone's pathetic fucking need to be PC? You're all a bunch of bozos. Get fucked!
|37 weeks 2 days ago||What a nerd.||
What a nerd.
|37 weeks 6 days ago||Brilliant!||
What a hilarious thing to say! "No." So simple, yet so effective! Did you and the fellow from the QB-C thread plan this? Because I have to say, it has me in stitches! So, so clever. And not dismissive in the slightest. Bravo! Keep up the good work!
|37 weeks 6 days ago||Ah yes,||
The classic mindless, inane, laziest post ever! "No." Hasn't been done before, mate! Nice one! Way to spur the conversation. Trying to be funny? Drop in that "no" with your sharp, ironic wit? Well, you have succeeded! And brilliantly! I have to say that I've been spewing rice milk out my nose I've been laughing so hard! I really hope to see more of your trademark wit down the line, as your insightful post has truly shown what intelligence and humor our little web community is capable of!
|38 weeks 5 days ago||:(||
If Hoke truly cares about this team and cares about Michigan and cares about his players, he'll do what needs to be done. Which is fire Borges and Funk. The head coach needs to know when there is a problem, needs to know what the problem is, and needs to fix it. If he's unwilling or unable to fix the problem, then we need to wonder if he's the right guy.
|39 weeks 1 hour ago||I LIVE IN TAIWAN YOU IDIOT||
I LIVE IN TAIWAN YOU IDIOT HAHAHAH IT'S THE MORNING FOR ME I'VE BEEN UP ALL NIGHT DRINKING HHAHAHAH
|39 weeks 1 hour ago||YOU FAGGOTS CAN SUCK TEN||
YOU FAGGOTS CAN SUCK TEN DICKS MICHIGAN SUCKS THE MODS ARE A FUCKING JOKE HHAHAHAH REMOVE EVERY CRITICAL THREAD OF YOUR PATHETIC FAGGOT TEAM YOU JOKERS HAHAHAHA OH I'M A MOD AND SOMEONE POSTED A NEGATIVE THREAD I'D BETTER REMOVE IT BECAUSE I LIKE SUCKING HARD PENIS HAHAHHA FAGGOTS MODS ARE SO GAY HAHAHHAHA GO SUCK A DICK FAGGOT MODS HAHAHAHH OH LOOK A NEGATIVE THREAD BRIAN WOULD PROBABLY FELATE ME IF HE SAW THIS UH OH I DON'T WANT THAT HAHAHAH MODS ARE FUCKING FAGGOTS GO SUCK A PENIS MODS HAHAHAH FUCKING FAGGOTS THIS TEAM WAS SUPPPOSED TO GO 12-0 AND CONTEND FOR A TITLE HAHAHAHHA NO ONE EXPECTED US TO LOSE HAHAHAH FAGGOTS OH NO A TEAM WE ALL EXPECTED TO LOSE AT LEAST THREE GAMES LOST AHAHAHAHAH BETTER GO FUCKING BURN DOWN A BARN YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS HAHAHHAH GO SUCK A PENIS
|40 weeks 3 days ago||God bless the defensive||
God bless the defensive linemen.
|40 weeks 4 days ago||Surprise, surprise.||
And here comes BlastBeat, rushing to defend the mods/Brian as usual. Someone must have shown the Blast Signal!
|40 weeks 5 days ago||I have to disagree||
Pretty sure no one is walking on eggshells. People are pretty vocal when they are unhappy with how things are going around here.
|40 weeks 5 days ago||B-b-but||
But that doesn't fit the MGoMeme that freshman can't start on the O-Line! Brian said it a few times, so it has to be true!
|41 weeks 2 days ago||I use ad block so Brian can't||
I use ad block so Brian can't get any money because all he cares about is money and generating clicks.
|47 weeks 5 days ago||I don't care for Blimpy||
My personal opinion is that Blimpy is overrated. I think their burgers lack flavor and the meat is overcooked, and I always hate when the cook smashes the burger patty into the grill, that destroys it in my eyes. It smashes all the juices out of the meat and leaves it dry when it's on the bun. Dry, bland meat, angry woman yelling and berating people equals not my preferred burger experience. Then again, I'm not a huge burger fan, so take my opinion with a grain of salt, though I find it to be accurate, especially when compared with other burger offerings.
|47 weeks 5 days ago||I'll set it straight for you||
He's saying it's cheap for food, but not cheap for a burger. That price would be cheap for a full meal at a restaurant somewhere, but he feels it isn't cheap for what Blimpy serves.