OT: WITNESS ME
THERE HAVE BEEN TOO MANY TOO AFRAID TO MAKE OP'S FOR FEAR OF NEGBANGS I SAY NO MORE FEAR I WILL POST SOMETHING WITH NO MERIT WHATSOEVER WITHOUT FEAR BECAUSE I AM THE MAN WHO GRABS THE MAIZE SUN RIDING TO BOLLLLLLIVVVIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I LIVE. I DIE. I LIVE AGAIN UNDER ANOTHER SUB 500PT ACCOUNT ON A BURNER EMAIL
WITNESS ME BLOODBAGS WITNESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
September 17th, 2015 at 12:34 PM ^
But the cowardly, the unbelieving, the vile, the murderers, the sexually immoral, those who practice magic arts, the idolaters and all liars – they will be consigned to the fiery lake of burning sulfur. This is the second death.
September 17th, 2015 at 3:05 AM ^
Quit drinking and go to bed
September 17th, 2015 at 3:10 AM ^
YOURE NOT MY REAL DAD
September 17th, 2015 at 5:02 AM ^
I'll give you credit. I laughed at this comment.
September 17th, 2015 at 6:36 AM ^
And credit from him? My, oh my ... that's something to cherish forever. The Arbiter's credit shall long remain in the heart of he who has so graciously been permitted to receive it.
September 17th, 2015 at 7:29 AM ^
If I am not your real dad, well then I am removing you from my will and you will be roaming the streets of Bolivia penniless like a good for nothing street urchin!
September 17th, 2015 at 8:31 AM ^
When I visit my parents, my dad often jokes that he'll take me out of the will. I always respond that I don't need his piddly-ass little inheritance and we laugh and laugh.
September 17th, 2015 at 9:13 AM ^
Read that too fast as penisless.
September 17th, 2015 at 1:56 PM ^
But I did sleep with your mom last night at a Holiday Inn express
September 17th, 2015 at 3:15 PM ^
This had me laughing way too loud at work.
September 17th, 2015 at 10:28 AM ^
Yeah, don't boss me around, weekend dad.
September 17th, 2015 at 1:01 PM ^
Quite using this meme and go to bed. It is so played out.
September 17th, 2015 at 3:06 AM ^
See ya!
September 17th, 2015 at 3:12 AM ^
I'm glad you're here. Keep posting.
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September 17th, 2015 at 3:33 AM ^
Up until 8-9am ish.
September 17th, 2015 at 7:36 AM ^
and then...
September 17th, 2015 at 4:06 AM ^
GRAPES ARE A REFRESHING SNACK!!!!
September 17th, 2015 at 7:37 AM ^
Awwww... why not?
September 17th, 2015 at 8:10 AM ^
And members of allium (onions and garlic) are nephrotoxic to them.
September 17th, 2015 at 8:29 AM ^
Those look radioactive
September 17th, 2015 at 4:33 AM ^
It's a testament to one man's bravery.
September 17th, 2015 at 4:55 AM ^
MEDIOCRE
September 17th, 2015 at 6:51 AM ^
This is the correct response, and deserves more love.
September 17th, 2015 at 5:25 AM ^
I am intrigued by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
September 17th, 2015 at 5:27 AM ^
I surprisingly didn't hate this.
September 17th, 2015 at 5:38 AM ^
THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY
September 17th, 2015 at 5:48 AM ^
right?
September 17th, 2015 at 7:31 AM ^
Yeah, and I bet he is wearing jorts.
September 17th, 2015 at 7:39 AM ^
You're giving him way too much credit - I doubt he is wearing ANY pants.
September 17th, 2015 at 8:12 AM ^
Maybe he's a conductor and likes to keep his pants unwrinkled.
September 17th, 2015 at 9:11 AM ^
You mean a Maestro!
September 17th, 2015 at 9:07 AM ^
IM NOT WEARING ANYTHING
September 17th, 2015 at 9:55 AM ^
Still going strong??
September 17th, 2015 at 6:19 PM ^
Anything was so last year, I wouldn't wear it either.
September 17th, 2015 at 6:14 AM ^
Tell me more. You can't be done, right?
September 17th, 2015 at 9:17 AM ^
NO SOUP FOR YOU
September 17th, 2015 at 6:22 AM ^
Is MGoBlog itself.
September 17th, 2015 at 6:35 AM ^
Nice. Mad Max warboy doctrine as implied pseudoepigrapha deployed to microtarget a social injustice. OP both subverts and exploits original's feminist and pacifist subtext. 10/10, would deconstruct again.
September 17th, 2015 at 9:21 AM ^
According to dictionary.com, it's "pseudepigrapha" :-)