Ace Williams is in high school

My farts are a pretty good predictor of unhappiness for the people around me.

this is starting to get personal.

The joys of running a blog

That is one bitter 16 year old.  I think an intervention is in order.

This is fu**ing hilarious.

Also, I can see a scenario playing out where a/the mod(s) wakes up in a few hours and gets on here to start the morning "look over", sees his thread and says to himself "Oh jesus, now what, nothing like nerfing threads about forbidden douche bags first thing in the morning on Gameday.." and then realizing what this actually is, and "ohhh, well I'll be damned".

I think Ace is my favorite villian.  He's a pretty entertaining character and his sub-plots are always good troll fodder.

Water is wet and Ace Williams is mental !!

There's a perfect negative coorelation between my farting and having sex with my wife.  I'd say that's pretty damn predictive. Should I go ahead and start a thread about it? 

There's a perfect negative coorelation between my farting and having sex with my wife.  I'd say that's pretty damn predictive. Should I go ahead and start a thread about it? 

When I read the headline I thought it was being figurative, but he is literally in HS.  Wow.

on Scout's free board

http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=162&f=2019&t=12279565

I don't know about you,but color me turned on.  Way to go Ace!!

I dunno Brian, it appears that Ace Williams is having some influence on you. I noticed that you just changed your avatar to an age-appropriate male model.

I suppose then that this is not the best time to share the Normalized Fart Chart, which I have graphed by meal and use to predict which foods I might want to avoid in a social setting. Needless to say, if I eat at Buffalo Wild Wings (for example), the model I have created says, "Just go home...just go". 

In any case, I was in a conversation about his "sources" on Twitter, and it struck me that Ace Williams must get his stuff from someone like this (thanks to the person that actually went to the trouble and made it):

This is a kid. He clearly has caused some trouble on the board but let's not push him over the edge. He really does have some issues. When Brian suggested Ace needs psychological help, I agree. This kid probably does need some medical attention. Unfortunately he probably will never get it.

just make doing anything un-fun. I wonder how much other crap Brian has to deal with as part of running a popular blog... <shields eyes>

Wow, this is crazy. All because of a hack blogger there's a ton of SEC schools wondering if they'll be able to poach "highly recruited" Michigan player X...

Can a high schooler be sued for defamation?

OP must not have read the board yesterday jeeeeeeeeeeeeeez. Some people have no respect for this blog...
Get it together wook

/obvious s

Yet it seems like more mainstream media pick this stuff up every time.

Journalism these days.

Just because he is a high school student does not mean he is high school age, right?

I mean, just look at the hair in the picture....

A 9th grader, so it makes sense.

This doesn't happen every day. Maybe this can turn the direction the board has been in lately. Hold me Brian

that this kid needs to stop spreading completely factitious and potentially damaging information, if in fact he is 16, that is a fairly common practice for someone that age. That doesn't excuse his actions, but I don't think publicly recommending psychological help is the best idea.

Yeah, c'mon Ace, everyone knows Brian sits in DB's suite.

but I'd bet that he's an MSU, ND, or OSU fan.

My favorite thing about the 16 year old was the whole photo fiasco. When he used to use this photo:

...and say it was him. A bunch of people rightly called him out on it being a fake photo of a male model, so then he said, "Fine, I'll give you an updated photo," and posted this:

LOL, not even the same person.

He tried to say that the first photo was from his "modeling days, 5 years ago," as if that explains how he got an entirely new face and aged in reverse, Benjamin Button style.

This is the type of person we're dealing with, people. Just laugh at how terribly mismanaged Chat Sports is that a 16 year old has conned them into having a career as a, "Michigan insider," and move on.

What the hell is going on around here?

This kid writes like a high schooler, too. I don't know how anyone could read that and take it seriously.

Oh, wait, yes I do. The RCMB thread went like 15 pages.

the result is that paint peels off the wall. I then study the shapes left behind by the missing paint, and base my predictions upon what mascot they resemble most closely.

For me.  Sounds like a very tough guy..........in writing.  In person, probably not so much.

Brian looks like a plastic surgeon in his new avatar. I'm very surprised to see he is NOT, in fact, Mel Gibson.

Are there Ace William sock puppet users here?  There were multiple posters here who were linking to his site and calling it "credible information." 

I've been asking him for investment advice.

"You might as well be posting about the predictive capabilities of your farts." Plus 6.023 X 10^23.

That guy needs to get laid, as soon as that happens, he'll never write about UM again.  Of course I don't expect that to happen for at least two decades.

ESS-EEE-SEE FOOTBAW!

i cant stop laughing. classic internet tough guy wannabe kid.

I have no idea what is being discussed.



I am very happy about this.

So I'm NOT supposed to blindly trust that everything the Internet tells me is true?



What the hell, man?

Maybe he was talking about me.

I'm sure that if all of us on here and 247 contacted ChatSports we could have Ace exposed.

Has anyone ever contacted Chat Sports about this? I get that these random BS rumors drive traffic, but curious as to what the people "in charge" over there have to say.

...everyone!  Between the fart section of this thread and the entire faux Drew/Valenti threads, I've had more fun on Mgo since....well, it's been awhile.  To show my appreciation, I'm clicking on the ad at the top of the page and signing up for CPA courses at Elmhurst College.

While Williams is an idiot, one must admit that he is great at producing a lot of clicks without actually putting anything of value up for people to read.  I would say that I wonder if he realizes how much money he is leaving on the table by not focusing his "talent" toward monetized websites, but the answer is self-evident.

is a terd.