Can PSU beat Michigan?
The answer is..........no. Even Penn Live predicts we'll cover the spread and beat them by 25.
http://www.pennlive.com/pennstatefootball/index.ssf/2016/09/can_penn_state_and_this_defens.html
Also, here's a link to "Joe Knew" shirts on Amazon. There are many to choose from.
EDIT: While I don't believe in karma or jinxing, of course it is possible that PSU beats us. In fact, it's probably likely. We may even lose every game this season. And forever.
September 22nd, 2016 at 1:21 PM ^
You just jinxed it, now we're hosed!
September 22nd, 2016 at 1:32 PM ^
Yeah, what this ^^^^^ guy said. WTF, MadHatter? I thought you were smarter than this?!?!
As punishment, you should have to tailgate with PSU fans this weekend. In the rain. Naked. While drinking Keystone Light...
September 22nd, 2016 at 1:38 PM ^
Wearing a joepa mask
September 22nd, 2016 at 1:40 PM ^
Tough crowd!
I'll do it, but I'm not wearing the mask. I don't want to turn them on.
September 22nd, 2016 at 7:45 PM ^
I make Da Missus wear those masks. Adds "variety." Neighbors complain about the "slapping noises" emanating from the showers. I suspect even Messrs. Spanier, Paterno, Curley and Schultz might have a clue what's goin' on then and there. /jk /tmi /ew! /ralph!!
September 23rd, 2016 at 12:32 AM ^
That picture is nightmare inducing. Wtf is up with the football player masks? Why not just apply eye black and bandages on your real face?
September 22nd, 2016 at 6:16 PM ^
Yeah, he "jinxed it." Because what fans write here determines the outcome of almost every game...
September 22nd, 2016 at 2:57 PM ^
That pic simply never gets old, and one of the funniest things about it to me has always been the appearance it gives that Morelli's teammates are just walking off and leaving him on the field.
September 22nd, 2016 at 3:05 PM ^
That's not what happened??
September 22nd, 2016 at 8:18 PM ^
WTF MH thanks for the jinx. If we do lose I will down vote every post of yours from now on, until we beat MSU and OSU of course, even if they are incredibly funny, talk about your "recreational activites" and/or involve you getting busy with other bloggers!
September 22nd, 2016 at 1:22 PM ^
No. If this game is close I'll be very unhappy.
September 23rd, 2016 at 7:59 AM ^
might die.
September 22nd, 2016 at 1:24 PM ^
Goliath is lying in the cold cold ground somewhere, so yes, of course. But it probably ain't gonna happen.
September 22nd, 2016 at 1:31 PM ^
FWIW, so is David.
September 22nd, 2016 at 1:37 PM ^
OK, sure, but at least David didn't die by getting hit with a toy we all played with as kids. So there's that...
September 22nd, 2016 at 1:39 PM ^
Hey, you caught the joke, nice work.
September 22nd, 2016 at 1:24 PM ^
Yes! Yes they can!
(except when it comes to the statistics, context, injuries, coaches, and players, they have absolutely no clue what they're talking about)
September 22nd, 2016 at 1:24 PM ^
I predict that Franklin is not their coach next season. I think we will be the beginning of the end for him.
September 22nd, 2016 at 2:17 PM ^
I hope that he stays there a long time! #RememberEarleBruce
September 23rd, 2016 at 11:38 AM ^
Unless Penn State has an epic collapse (finishes either 2-10, 3-9 or 4-8), he'll be there next year.
2017 will be the year he has to prove himself. They'll give him at least four years (like I said barring an epic collapse), given that he did have to work with some sanctions.
September 22nd, 2016 at 1:25 PM ^
Yes. Yes they can.
(I mean, just look at how hot their assistant coaches' wives are.)
September 22nd, 2016 at 2:00 PM ^
Not so sure... Have you seen Sara Harbaugh?
September 22nd, 2016 at 1:25 PM ^
They can, and they might. But if we play our best and they play their best, it won't be close. They need us to play a bad game to win.
September 22nd, 2016 at 1:25 PM ^
Can they? Yes, it is not literally impossible.
Will they? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL NO.
September 22nd, 2016 at 1:35 PM ^
would make the Undertaker proud!
September 22nd, 2016 at 8:37 PM ^
Oh my gawd you would have to be drunk or on some serious drugs to not feel that. I would've dropped to a knee and took a timeout. You win Mr. Sir behind the counter. Goose egg city.
September 22nd, 2016 at 1:27 PM ^
lol no.
September 22nd, 2016 at 1:27 PM ^
This is probably going to be a poorly received opinion, but after the upsets Michigan has faced in the past it seems foolish to even ask this question.
September 22nd, 2016 at 1:31 PM ^
This is just another post verifying that the OP never played and doesn't really understand sports. Hatter is an idiot...
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September 22nd, 2016 at 1:43 PM ^
That can barely speak the English language.
Hyperbole:
September 22nd, 2016 at 2:10 PM ^
I dont really care what my grammmarrr is like on a sports blog message board, is that the best you have, choir boy?
I thought you were ignoring me? Hahahaha...
September 22nd, 2016 at 2:13 PM ^
Do you hate music? Did a choir boy fuck your girlfriend in High School? (we did plenty of that while you guys were at football practice).
Ok, I'm done taking the bait. Take care buddy! Say hi to your wife and my kids!
September 22nd, 2016 at 2:48 PM ^
another of you wack jokes, the wife and kids one, played out. I just find it weird that you spend so much time on here and you dont even talk football. Why are you on here? To get points? Real cool dude. What do you actually contribute to this board, sports wise? Find another blog. You suck. Aaaaaand I love music! Its awesome! I just dont like you, you seem very insecure and thats a big turn off....you just seem bizarre, in a very choir boy kind of way...you know, like weak, feable, insecure, thinks hes funny, thinks hes a pimp because he got with some girls during band camp, would get his ass beat if you said any of this to someones face (you probably wouldnt because you already know that would happen), youre just whack dude, weak speil. Yes, while we were off playing sports, you were going crazy, suuuuuure...I think I'm going to go find the highest quality music board, create a username, try to become the funny guy and see how many points I can raback up! That sounds so fun, it will realy boost my self-esteem! Any good recomendations?
September 22nd, 2016 at 7:14 PM ^
This GIF made me belly laugh for way to long.
Edit. I am in fucking tears right now.
September 22nd, 2016 at 4:43 PM ^
Sweet mercy. Seek help.
September 22nd, 2016 at 5:35 PM ^
10/10 would downvote again
September 22nd, 2016 at 8:31 PM ^
"I regret that I have but one neg to give."
September 22nd, 2016 at 2:10 PM ^
Brought to you by FolkstyleCoach and the continuing quest toward 0 MGoPoints.
September 22nd, 2016 at 1:41 PM ^
Nobody thought the horror stood a chance of happening
Nobody in the state of Iowa thought NDSU stood a chance last week vs. the Hawkeyes
Nobody thought Hickory should have been in the state championship game, but Gene Hackman got them psyched up and they won it all.
Yes, anything is possible, and hopefully Harbaugh has our guys jacked to the moon (NTM00N) and we crush them to JoePa-loving dirt in the first quarter and coast with the 2nd 3rd and 4th strings in their respective quarters.
But DON'T POKE THE BEAR!
September 22nd, 2016 at 2:02 PM ^
But DON'T POKE THE PEDO BEAR!
September 23rd, 2016 at 8:09 AM ^
also tricked Superman into opening the chest with kryptonite in it, draining his energy and sending the entire planet spinning into Bolivian for about 10 minutes of the movie.
September 22nd, 2016 at 1:27 PM ^
If they play their best game of the year and we play our worst game of the year...then maybe.
In reality? Not a chance.
M 31 Pedo State 7