A buckeye friend of mine
Is this... is this related to that other crazy thread that got deleted? God I'm so confused.
I think he's talking about this guy
but for a while the mullet was the suspect!
That guy has four shoulders and two heads. Is it Braxton Miller?
Hit you with the dropkick, Marty Jannetty.
This is funny because everybody knows mullets are either cool or uncool.
Who has Buckeye friends?
I haz one. He's one of the best all around people I know, except that one day of the year. Then he's a real cocksucker.
I do. Someone has to cook our fries.
I keep my cholesterol and my friends separate. The window at the drive-thru closes, after all.
I have a buddy who is a Buckeye/Seminole fan. He calls himself BuckNole.........ralph!
More like fuckhole.
wierd. My wife had one though. One of her grad students went there. They have kind of a big soccer thing going there, so there must be a few interesting people in Columbus. I wasn't taken with the place the two times I had to go there, though. (Course when you have to go, you're looking at things from a different angle. Bwahahahahaha.)
Just thought I'd stop by before the explosion.
My buckeye friend is not very worldly. He thinks that the English Channel is a television network. Not a body of water.
That is a TV channel in Mexico.
I have no idea what he is talking about.
I'm fucking hungry NOW you know.
My buckeye friend likes to dance in parking lots:
I really needed to mention you in my favorite posters on that thread last weekend. A slightly different make up than space coyote, but still, you make me laugh, Mr. Spicyweiner, and I really never imagined saying that.
Mgobrewmom says Mr Spicyweiner makes her laugh.
I have Buckeye relatives, obviously something I can't avoid. Friends on the other hand, are generally poeple I like having around. I honestly don't see me ever having Buckeye friends.
I don't have any. As it should be
most Buckeye fans are born upside down.
Their nose runs and their feet smell.
I took my buckeye friend to his first baseball game. He came with a double barreled shotgun. I said what the h is that for? He said I heard the tigers were playing the Rays.
When my buckeye friend went to the bathroom there's a sign that said gentlemen, pay no heed. Go right in. There's no room that says scoundrel on it.
I'm surprised he could read
If a buckeye shits in the woods, does he use a cooler?
That's the joke my 9-year old has been telling lately. Let's save this thread by making it a repository of all the MGoBoard's favorite bad jokes.
A baby seal walks into a club.
the bus boy bends over. the priest says, "screw him." The rabbi asks, "out of what?"
No eye deer.
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no eye deer.
Q: How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?
A: Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out!
It was in tents.
But did you hear about the orgy at the circus?
It was fucking in tents.
Wanted to take a milk bath because he heard it was good for his skin. I asked him if the milk was pasteurized. He said no, it was just up to his shoulders.
For the time being, we'll see what sort of humor we get here, I think....
Many moons ago, Pony and Eagle walked up to Coyote. Pony said to Coyote, I am very mad at Eagle. Will you yell at him for me? Coyote said to Pony, why can you not yell yourself? And Pony replied, because I am a little horse.
A man goes to the doctor. The doctor tells the man "you have to stop masturbating." The man asks him why? The doctor says, "because I am trying to examine you."
I need a urine, stool and semen sample. So he said okay, here's my underwear.
What word starts with F and ends w/ UCK?
I know, well-worn oldies.
What's long and hard on a Buckeye?
I thought that only happened in Ohio libraries?