My highschool's football team played Allen Gant's Sylvania Southview Cougars yesterday. Because of a season-ending torn meniscus, I was up in the box doing stats (side note: the game was at the University of Toledo's Glass Bowl. The boxes are sweet). As far as Gant was concerned, there was nothing special. I only did offensive stats, but I know he had no interceptions. He plays offense too, and he had one catch for 5-ish yards and one jet sweep-like substance for around 7. Nothing else. Although to be fair this isn't really his fault, since Southview was running QB draw after QB draw after QB draw; they threw 5 passes all game. My team (Toledo St. Francis de Sales) went 4-10 passing, with 3 drops and a touchdown.
Also, Southview won, 23-21. I kicked the table with my bad leg. Agonizing pain.


I was on the field before the game, and Gant looks like a monster up close. I swear, he could go down to the liquor store and buy a round of Newport's without flashing an ID. Dude looks he's 28.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.