AI reimagined B1G Mascots #thicc
Where did they get the picture of Bielima in a mask?
He took it for sexy time I'm guessing. Probably saw a fetching young pork chop he wanted to impress.
BEEFCAKE
Seriously though, why is every single mascot OBESE?
Apparently AI is caught up on the health of Americans. /s (maybe)
How did I stumble onto a chubby-chasing furry site?
Imagine what else is in the op’s search history 🤔
I didn't have much of an opinion on the over sensationalized AI discussion until now. It's officially the devil
Why does Sparty have those weird nipple clamps? Wait, on second thought, I don't want an answer to that.
SD4L
Obviously Mel paid extra for those.
He also looks like he is about to spray on a fake 6 pack.
None of these can hold a candle to Peton
But... why?
Nebraska is scarily accurate, and that badger is going to give me nightmares.
Nebraska was the best one.
That Nebraska mascot looks like it just got caught touching itself. Possibly after seeing pornography involving corn somehow.
Cornhole?
Pornhuskers
Cornography
That's an ag science department there, though Prof. Cornholio does blur the lines a bit.
Nebraska just used a picture of Matt Rhule
These are fun. And I've really enjoyed the current influx of AI generated "art" and content lately.
That said, I've become increasingly fascinated with the concept that AI can't "do" hands and teeth. And the rule applies here too. Now, on some of these fictitious beings, I suppose you can get away with saying they're not supposed to have five fingers. But Rutger's backwards right hand, Penn State's six or seven fingered Nittany Lion, Ohio State's indiscernible nubs, and all the other weird fingers and misnumbered appendages, are basically the first thing I see now when looking at AI art.
Also the face of the Rutgers
These images gave me eerie flashbacks to my misspent youth wasting an entire Saturday playing Gamma World in my friend's basement.
I thought Indiana was Wisconsin (not thicc Wisconsin, just normal Wiscoinsin) ...and from now on, that is the new Wiscy mascot in my head
Wait!. Why does our mascot have nipple rings?!
The real question is: why don't all mascots have nipple rings?
AI is making free donuts available to all mascots.
clearly the source document uploaded to create this was a gravitational challenged individual
I have to say, the Nebraska and Indiana ones are perfect. Also, the Illinois mascot looks like the gimp, complete with the harness ring at the waist for when he needs to be tied back up again.
But where are USC and UCLA?
https://twitter.com/HeavensFX/status/1653590089203679232?s=20
Enjoy.
Johnny on the spot! Thanks.
Adding to my impressions, below:
USC: USC cosplay.
UCLA: "I'm a bear. That's all. I'm a bear."
UCLA: Cocaine Bear
Lovin' USC. The Trojan is pretty much Dynamo from The Running Man. Just needs a little dune buggy.
usc MOT has no interest in football, needs a chariot with a keg as part of the gig. Condoms available upon request.
the bruin needs a beer and a couch and he's good.
"I prefer Gennaro's but what do I know? I'm a bear, I suck the heads off fish."
USC looks like Fat Bastard in Austin Powers.
Trojans vs Spartans…..new battle of Troy?
Their game should definitely feature a wooden horse as a traveling trophy
can we go co-ed and R for mature content and gratuitous bad taste? we begin filming in 5 minutes.
AI is pretty impressive with how fast it realized that everybody's fat.
Nebraska's couldn't be any more perfect.
The THICC Ten.
"And now I'm an academic."
Occasionally a teacher myself, I'm especially fond of his inadvertent punchline.
The Rutgers... thing...'s helmet doesn't seem practical.
Somehow I like the Gopher