Iowatch! Week 5 - Laisse Ferentz
Last week, we got a question: Has a power conference program ever seen such a drastic difference in offense and defense as Iowa?
I already had this data set ready to go (yes, I’m a nerd), so let’s answer the question from a full-season Points Per Drive perspective, shall we?
The answer is YES: since 2007, there has been exactly one Power 5 team that has outdone Iowa in its attempts to win games by putting all its stat rolls into only one phase of football. (Navy has accomplished this feat once as well. Dubious credit where dubious credit is due.)
Bronze Medal: In 2018, Cal had the #125 offense and the #9 defense, for a PPD Gap of 116.
Silver Medal: In 2016, Texas Tech had the #9 offense and the #127 defense, for a PPD Gap of 118. Call this the Inverse Iowa. OC for the Red Raiders that year was Eric Morris, who is currently attempting to recreate the Inverse Iowa at North Texas this year with a mediocre offense and the worst defense in football.
The Iowa Medal: 2022 Iowa. #120 offense and #1 defense, for a PPD Gap of 119.
Gold Medal: In 2015, Boston College had the #127 offense and #5 defense, for an astounding PPD Gap of 122(!!!). Don Brown was DC and got yoinked by Michigan after the season to replace DJ Durkin, who had been so busy interviewing for head coaching jobs that he forgot to prep for the Ohio State game.
This doesn’t happen often, and in spite of all the evidence I still do not expect 2023 Iowa to end the year with that kind of SP+ or PPD gap.
Week 5 Update
One-Sentence* Summary:
Fun Fact: If the Iowa offense had not scored their single TD…the Hawkeyes still would have won this game.
Saturday’s football action has all but proven that, for any given set of games, the Football Gods grant a certain amount of offense and a certain amount of defense to the universe. If anyone was wondering where their team’s offense went, it was busy at the Ole Miss-LSU game. If anyone was wondering where their team’s defense went, it went here.
Iowa defeated Michigan State 26-16 in an ugly rock fight. And some rocks are more rock than other rocks; Iowa Football™ is “hitting a rock with a rock and assuming that your rock is more rock than their rock.” The Iowa defense continues to be the rock-est of all rocks, holding the vaunted “beg for penalty yards” MSU offense to 9 points, no touchdowns, and forcing 4 turnovers. It was a massacre. Unfortunately, the rock-ness of Iowa’s offense continues to be, well, rocky.
The obvious story of this game is that Old Frenemy Cade McNamara went down halfway through the first quarter - he’s been playing semi-hurt already, and the way his leg buckled looked ugly. But the story that’s a little less obvious is that once McNamara went down, “Offensive” “Coordinator” “Brian” Ferentz…opened it up?? Backup QB Deacon Hill came out throwing, and didn’t stop: the Iowa offense featured more passes than runs, they scored the game’s only offensive TD on a pass (to Old Frenemy Erick All in Beast Mode), and all that includes the all-run “we’re up and MSU isn’t going to score” drive to salt the game away and the final kneeldown ‘drive’.
What’s even MORE interesting is that Ferentz The Younger ignored his head coach to do so: at halftime, Ferentz The Elder made a comment about “helping the backup QB by getting the ground game going.” From the moment that comment was made, Iowa still called more passes, and actually out-passed MSU on a YPA basis by more than half a yard. The only thing keeping them from utter domination was...umm...(checks notes) a bevy of dropped balls by receivers, some terrible routes by…uh…everyone, and a running game that was no threat to the Spartans.
Oh, and if you needed any additional evidence that Mark Dantonio is the one truly coaching Sparty, the amount of (mostly uncalled) general borderline-dirty play in this game should have been enough to give us all flashbacks. But not the fun kind where you did a lot of cool drugs in the past and now you get an echo of those days every time you go to the chiropractor. The other kind.
Saving Private Brian
The awesome thing about football is that when you score more points than the other team, you win! The frustrating thing about football is that the only way to win is to score more points than the other team.
Futility Rate
Anyone remember Jim Thome? A baseball player who was so good at not putting the ball in play that he was named “Mr. Three True Outcomes”? Iowa is turning into Football Three True Outcomes (something I just made up and doesn’t exactly make a ton of sense but I’m going with it anyway): they 1) score, 2) turn the ball over, or 3) go nowhere…at an impressive clip. I adjusted this chart to acknowledge that Iowa DOES do things besides punt. But…uh…not a lot.
Also, I had to go back and give Iowa credit: I had incorrectly counted one drive as a 4-and-out, when it was actually a drive which 1) gained a first down that I missed, because it 2) netted 4 yards. Iowa Football™.
RB Receptions are Moneyball, Dammit
I officially Do Not Get It. I mean…I get it…Cade and Hill are swinging for the fences every dropback. But I don’t get it.
Running back receptions are Moneyball, dammit. Think of the Patriots from 2011 through, I don’t know…2017? You think of Gronk. You think of Aaron Hernandez (…and then you quickly stop thinking of Aaron Hernandez). Julian Edelman. Danny Amendola. Their “big TE and squirrely WR” phase. They had Brandin Cooks as a 1,000-yard receiver one of those years. Hell, Brandon LaFell had 950+ yards for them in 2014. I had forgotten that Brandon LaFell existed.
Here’s their RB/FB receiving yards, from 2011-2017:
- 2011: 363
- 2012: 657
- 2013: 679
- 2014: 566
- 2015: 1,043 (!!!)
- 2016: 716
- 2017: 957
These are, largely, free yards. Yet Iowa is on pace for 182 receiving yards from their running backs on 26 receptions for the whole year. TAKE THE FREE YARDS.
One-Phase Football
IOWA DEFENSE IS BACK BABY! But…that SP+ GAP is growing. The offense ranking dropped for the second straight week. The next largest Gap is 98, by North Texas, who continue to have the worst defense in college football and an ok-to-decent offense.
Hey, It Could Be Worse
Um. No, actually it couldn’t.
Iowa - for this week at least - edges out Northwestern (owners of a shockingly successful record of 2-3, despite being ranked #116th on offense) for the worst offense in the B1G Conference.
Indiana’s offense holds pat at #94, same as last week (but they just lost their OC and there’s no predicting how that’ll impact things). Nebraska, which just avoided a shutout by putting up a garbage time TD on Michigan’s 3rd string defense, has the #87 offense in the nation, 30 spots better than Iowa, and Michigan State is one spot better than that at #86. Wait. We’re not done. Minnesota, Illinois, and Rutgers clock in at #77, 76, and 74. respectively.
Jesus.
October 2nd, 2023 at 9:21 AM ^
Long one this week, but after that game I had some THOUGHTS, man.
I'm also very concerned about having seen a faint ray of light in that Iowa offense: does that mean I've been bitten??
But I just can't help it: Mark Dantonio getting outcoached and outclassed by Brian Ferentz just makes me happy inside.
October 2nd, 2023 at 9:39 AM ^
I look forward to this post every week.
I guess if you can't coordinate an offense, the best way to increase score is to increase variance--hence the chucking it up. Only need two players to do well if you throw up an immediate fade, than the number of players who have to execute for a running play...
Similar rationale when the RB passes are moneyball: reduces QB read, can focus on staying alive in pocket if OL is a sieve and then swing out an easy pass. Only needs 2 players to be successful.
October 2nd, 2023 at 9:52 AM ^
"I'm also very concerned about having seen a faint ray of light in that Iowa offense: does that mean I've been bitten??"
If you recognize it you still have time! Many of the Iowa youtube site hosts pointed out that despite winning, it was not a good game. (1) It was against MSU - a bad team, (2) the defense which was stout nevertheless gave up a lot of running yards, (3) The defense had to make an amazing effort with 3 interceptions, (4) special teams scored on a punt return (5) pumped up night game.
IF one removes nepotism, these sorts of games are what prevent real change. The game was won, but depended on so many intangible and inconsistent factors. That Iowa is "still in the thick of the division race" just further highlights how bad Big Ten West teams are.
Purdue should be interesting - a former Iowa RB is there.
October 2nd, 2023 at 10:07 AM ^
I'm going to talk about this in next week's Iowatch!, but while I'm still very much on the "Brian Ferentz shouldn't be OC" train, it's unclear whether anyone else could be better given the circumstances.
He can't catch the ball for the WRs - I think I counted 6-8 straight up drops, and probably another half dozen incompletions because the receivers ran terrible routes. It's not the RESULTS of the Iowa offense which should get their OC fired; it's the PROCESS: they're not fielding a well-coached team.
And as for the Iowa defense...they've played a TON of snaps this year, and that'll wear on anyone. They need sleep. They need a deep tissue massage. They need a hug from their moms. They need to hear their dads say that they're proud of them.
(oh, and last year Minnesota put up 400 yards on Iowa and only scored 10 points - this kind of game is nothing new. Iowa is spectacular at preventing scoring.)
October 2nd, 2023 at 10:07 AM ^
double post
October 4th, 2023 at 11:08 AM ^
I know it doesn't change anything in term's of BF's contract as they inexplicably include defense and special teams in the total points scored, but I believe if I'm correct they have
- 5 offensive passing touchdowns
- 5 offensive rushing touchdowns
- 8 made FGs
- Total of 94 offensive points scored, or 18.8 offensive points per game.
yuck.
October 2nd, 2023 at 10:08 AM ^
They won't maintain the gap, because they will not finish with the #1 defense.
The line/bar graph for the RB receptions is a little confusing, because it's showing cumulative numbers instead of week by week numbers.
So, visually it looks like they are improving every week. And we wouldn't want to give the false impression that they are improving, now, would we?
October 3rd, 2023 at 2:02 PM ^
Every week I see that graph and am confused as well.
Mostly because I see the number total and think, "this can't be cumulative".
October 2nd, 2023 at 10:30 AM ^
Okay, I get why "offensive" and "coordinator" are in quotes but why is "Brian" in quotes? Are you insinuating that Kirk is actually the "mastermind" (loosest of usage) behind Iowa's offense or that Brian Ferentz was replaced by a space alien ala Invasion of the Body Snatchers whose sole purpose is to make football as unwatchable as possible, and not a real human being who would obviously never inflict this kind of harm on the college football viewing public.
October 2nd, 2023 at 10:43 AM ^
I just thought it was funny dude. The first time I wrote one of these, I put quotation marks around "offensive" and "coordinator", and thought "why not 'Brian' as well?"
Also, IMO Kirk Ferentz isn't a mastermind of anything except name recognition and brand these days. Again, my opinion, each passing year he gets closer to late-stage-Joe-Paterno levels of "figurehead".
October 2nd, 2023 at 10:41 AM ^
I'm loving this diary every week.
To take the "Rocky" connection one step further:
Iowa Offense
Iowa Defense:
October 2nd, 2023 at 10:55 AM ^
Thanks for going back and looking at the offense-defense spreads in previous years. I feel bad that you had to do it, but I'm glad you did.
Now I'm curious about the inverse-Iowa for some of Rich Rod's offensive-defensive spreads. I'm sure they aren't quite up to 2016 Texas Tech standards, but they had to be pretty impressive nonetheless.
October 2nd, 2023 at 11:55 AM ^
RichRod
2007 (WV): #6 offense, #15 defense.
2008: #100 offense, #66 defense
2009: #61 offense, #70 defense
2010: #27 offense, #101 defense.
Not even close to an Inverse Iowa, unfortunately. Last year alone, there were 10 teams with a greater offense>defense gap than that. This year, let's keep an eye on USC and LSU.
Hoke
2011: #12 offense, #24 defense
2012: #29 offense, #34 defense
2013: #45 offense, #54 defense
2014: #106 offense, #28 defense
October 2nd, 2023 at 12:13 PM ^
With better placekicking, 2010 could have been close to an inverse Iowa in terms of PPG. We were absolutely brutal on FGs that year.
October 2nd, 2023 at 12:27 PM ^
It's interesting that in RR's 3rd season he was approaching Inverse Iowa and then Hoke came in and completely flipped it around to the inverse of nearly Inverse Iowa.
October 3rd, 2023 at 12:09 AM ^
"Interesting." Unless you lived it. :)
October 3rd, 2023 at 11:30 AM ^
It was interesting. And I lived it. And I so greatly enjoyed it!
:-p
October 3rd, 2023 at 2:12 PM ^
Those coaches final numbers were exactly who they were. Perfectly shown in the year to year changes leading to the final season. Rich Rod shouldve paid Casteel whatever sum of money it wouldve took to get him here.
October 3rd, 2023 at 11:14 PM ^
RichRod had Casteel at Arizona ... and fired him after a few years. He moved on to Nevada, before getting fired again. Casteel is currently West Virginia's OLB coach.
I'm going to go out on a limb and suggest that he probably wasn't the answer.
October 4th, 2023 at 1:50 AM ^
You are probably right. Maybe it wouldve helped keep us in the top 40?
October 2nd, 2023 at 11:15 AM ^
I think Iowa should consider playing Cooper DeJean on offense too. At least we know he can catch the damn ball.
October 2nd, 2023 at 11:33 AM ^
I know a lot has been written about Brian Ferentz and the OC position at Iowa. However, I am thinking - who coaches the Hawkeyes receiving corps? The number of first downs that would have been gained - but weren't - as the result of passes that hit receivers in the numbers - but were dropped - was incredible.
I'm not saying Ferentz is a good OC - but, that receiving corps needs a LOT of work on completing a reception.
On an aside - I'm glad All had a good catch / TD in that game. And, I hope Cade makes a complete and speedy recovery.
October 2nd, 2023 at 12:09 PM ^
At one time their WR coach was our old friend Erik Campbell, and they had some excellent receivers like Marvin McNutt. But he came back here for a spell when Harbaugh was hired and Iowa's WR production has not been the same. (Campbell is now on Scot Loeffler's staff at BG.)
October 5th, 2023 at 11:57 AM ^
Seriously. I was spacing out a little, and when I saw his INT, I assumed he was the WR. Mostly because I didn't expect the ball to go that far past the actual WR to where DeJean was alone in the end zone.
October 2nd, 2023 at 11:35 AM ^
Logged in to upvote for Laisse Ferentz alone. Works on two levels: Brian F abstaining from any firm direction (or redirection) of the offense, and Kirk F abstaining from any interference with the nepotism hire.
A+ wordplay.
October 2nd, 2023 at 11:42 AM ^
Excellent work, your Eminency. (Eminence?)
October 2nd, 2023 at 12:06 PM ^
I know this thread series is a half serious and half "OMG Iowa's offense is historically terrible" meme replay, which is fine, but from my local vantage point that game Saturday night was downright disturbing for Iowa fans. On the surface the Hawks came back and won a prime time blackout night game in the their typical manner: resilience plus a special teams TD.
Below the surface, both before and after Cade got hurt, they looked even worse than usual. The offense can't run, can't pass, can't catch the ball plus the OL is somehow as bad as the past two years.
Meanwhile the normally stout defense got pushed around by a decidedly mediocre MSU OL and their RBs gained yards. This doesn't normally happen against Iowa, especially at home against a fair to middling opponent.
Cooper DeJean is a special player who came to the rescue at the right time but don't be fooled--this isn't the same old lame Iowa as in years' past. They are worse than their usual baseline, not just on offense, and they might not get any better playing a backup QB w/limited skills.
Could this be the beginning of the end for Kirk Ferentz? I wouldn't bet on it but in the past I would have said that was impossible. Now I wouldn't bet against it either.
October 6th, 2023 at 2:37 PM ^
They are terrible, but at least they had the common decency to beat MSU before imploding. That also may be the only time that "MSU" and "decency" will ever appear in the same sentence.
October 2nd, 2023 at 12:23 PM ^
Anyone remember Jim Thome? A baseball player who was so good at not putting the ball in play that he was named “Mr. Three True Outcomes”?
You mean Adam Dunn. ;-)
October 2nd, 2023 at 12:58 PM ^
Lol his nickname was The Big Donkey
October 2nd, 2023 at 12:28 PM ^
Iowa has scored 111 points through 5 games, meaning they are 14 points (two touchdowns) below the Brian Ferentz Target
October 3rd, 2023 at 9:30 AM ^
Two touchdowns isn't a very Iowa way to score 14 points though. That's more like two field goals, a safety, a pick-six on a 2-pt conversion attempt, a drop kick, and a 1-pt safety.
October 2nd, 2023 at 12:28 PM ^
So how many teams will surrender 25 points to Iowa? So far only Western Michigan and MSU.
I'd put the over/under at 4.5 on the season. With 7 games left their best chances are Northwestern and Purdue.
October 2nd, 2023 at 1:05 PM ^
Much like Iowa itself, i think it's funny that you're producing better content about Iowa football's quest for 25 average points than actual Iowa websites. Fitting
October 2nd, 2023 at 1:18 PM ^
And, just like Cade, I'm ignoring my coaching (i.e., my better judgement) and swinging for the fences (trying too hard to be funny) every dropback (week)
Wouldn't mind getting syndicated lol
October 2nd, 2023 at 1:10 PM ^
No wonder the Pac 4 were invited to the conference. The B1G is rather offensive.
October 2nd, 2023 at 2:04 PM ^
I find this diary and the football described in it to be, quite frankly, disgusting.
Yet I can't help but read it. Man, these guys are 4-1 in a P5 conference with one of the worst offenses in college football! You almost perversely understand Kirk playing Bhagdad Bob going "What's the problem here? Why should I make changes?"
October 2nd, 2023 at 8:33 PM ^
Last week, we got a question
Hey look, it's me!
October 2nd, 2023 at 9:57 PM ^
If Iowa goes 9-3, which I think they will, if not 10-2, then BF keeps his job but at a reduced rate. Technically, he reports to the AD so that KF can't be his boss. I think the O Line coach gets thrown under the bus, perhaps rightly so. It's a 25 ppg and 7 win minimum threshold. I'm sure the ppg threshold will be adjusted down if they are at 9 or even 10 wins. I'm very close friends with a long-time Iowa season ticket holder and go to a game with him each year in Iowa City. Firing KF would be akin to firing Bo if he had followed up his 6-6 1984 season w/a 7-5 1985 season (he went 10-1-1). KF is pure asbestos. Throwing him into a blast furnace isn't going to happen.
The first drive vs. MSU reminded me of AL Borges' "aha" moment vs. Ohio in 2013 when our lackluster O somehow dialed up 41 points - only to try to re=use a formation and play that Ohio had worked against for weeks - it worked vs. ND but was picked by Ohio. Iowa was moving the ball w/tempo until Erick All dropped a pass that would have given them 3rd and 1.
If Al were Brady's son, would he have canned him?
Anyway, GO BLUE!
October 2nd, 2023 at 11:18 PM ^
Motion to rename the Brian Ferentz Target Points Line (tm) the.....
Feren-doza Line......
October 3rd, 2023 at 2:13 AM ^
This feature has gotten better each week. And it was already great from the start.
My personal favorites this week were Lassie Ferentz and “hitting a rock with a rock and assuming that your rock is more rock than their rock.”
It's time for an Iowatch site tag!
October 3rd, 2023 at 2:58 PM ^
I was TRYING to shoehorn in a joke about “Iowa’s defense is gneiss, Iowa’s offense is schist”
But unfortunately schist is a pretty decent rock to be hitting other rocks with.
What do you think? Would that joke have landed even though it’s technically not the point I wanted? Geology humor is pretty niche
October 3rd, 2023 at 2:04 PM ^
The Big Ten is a mess on offense. OSU scoring 10 points for 59 minutes and 59 seconds vs ND and they are supposed to be our high powered offense?
October 4th, 2023 at 8:08 PM ^
I remember Jim Thome, hitting home runs against the Tigers in the early aughts.
I do not recall Brandon Lafell at the Patriots. Somehow I do not recall any of their WRs after Moss. Did they draft or sign anyone?
October 5th, 2023 at 9:00 AM ^
Can you calculate how many points he would need going forward per game to keep his job?
October 5th, 2023 at 2:19 PM ^
= (325 - ( [# of games played] * [PPG so far] ) ) / [# of games remaining]
=325 - (5*22.2) = 214
214/8 = 26.75
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