this week in unintentionally grim-sounding recruiting headlines
Classy teams don't put their names on jerseys or scoreboard bars.
Also I promised Brian the puns would only last as long as I can think of them. Still thinking of them.
How this works again:
Last Week's Game:
A good ol'fashioned 42-13 jug entry won by JAG333. Eleventh hit for "JAG333" on google:
On the road again. I can't wait to get back on the road again. Least it's places that we nearly always win.
And the Prize:
But no, seriously, the guy who invented the slinky would have gone to space if he cared to. Oh and the Apollo astronauts were PAID!
If you can read this you don’t need glasses:
One entry per user. First user to choose a set of scores wins, determined by the timestamp of your entry (for my ease I prefer if you don't post it as a reply to another person's score--if you do it won't help or hurt you). Deadline for entries is 24 hours before the start of the game (since I won't have time to pull them on gamedays). Those caught changing their scores after the game has started will be disqualified for life. MGoEmployees and Moderators--anyone else with moderator privileges--are exempt from winning because you could change your timestamp. If you choose the score that Brian published in the official preview and it actually ends up the final score, well, that would be pretty amazing because Brian picks scores like 29-11 all the time. We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is just a regional rivalry. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey, and would have gone to Penn State except for the NCAA's bowl ban. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.
PSU 21 Mich 19
Score bitches, score
37-17 Good guys.
Michigan 34 - PSU 24
Michigan 24 - PSU 13
Not cool man, not cool
35 - 10 M
45-20. good guys
3-0 The Team
Penn St. 28, Michigan 24
Haven't been right about a game all year; no reason to start now.
23-17 penn state
Mich-33 penn st.-30
27-7 Michigan... Bend not break is officially outlawed and Taylor and Countess each have 2 picks... Hackenburg gets rocked by a newly found confidence in our four man rush.
PSU 29 Michigan 28
M - 35 P State - 24