Board Game: Wealth or Celibacy
My friends and tackle this conundrum occasionally. Thought it might be fun to see peoples responses on here.
If you had to choose between wealth or celibacy which would you choose?
Parameters:
Money- It can be whatever you want it to be. $100 million up to infinity. You have zero wants or desires when it comes to physical assets.
Celibacy- You can talk to the opposite sex but it has to be stricly platonic. You are not allowed to get intimate, ever.
If you choose money you can not be with a woman, if you choose women you are jobless and broke.
Which option do you choose?
For a day with nothing going on in the Michigan football world, there certainly are a lot of threads being posted.
There isn't anything going on. No body is actually working. Just hoping their competitor in the office has a bad day so nothing is expected of them either.
FYI Ghost, the title of your game is a bit misleading. It implies that the dichotomy is that you can be either rich OR be celibate (but not both), when in fact I think you mean rich OR have a sex life (but not both). If I'm wrong and you mean the former, I'll take being rich over being celibate any day ;-)
How is this even a question? You could make me supreme emperor of the universe and if I had to give up sex for that title, I'd pass.
If I ever end up paralyzed from the waist down I'll probably get hooked on heroin for a while (just to try it) before I commit suicide.
you've never done heroin?
all that talk and no heroin?
I just lost a little respect for you...
I had a morphine drip once after having surgery. I never understood junkies until that day. I felt so good that lying in a puddle of my own vomit and piss, in public, would have been fine if that morphine was still hooked up to me.
Also I'm afraid of needles.
patches, also
The answer is obviously to take the money. With enough money rules no longer apply to you and then you can ALSO get women!
$100 million is not enough, but infinity was an option. I'd like to see what I could do with that. i'd also like to see what infinity looks like in $100 bills.
Brian's got a kid now. We've got to keep those ad dollars pouring in for li'l Denard Cook's college fund.
believe this would be "Bored Game." Just saying, not being all grammar dude.
And the answer is clear - Television.
I agree -- should be bored.
Having said that, has there been a definitive post on favorite board/tabletop games of MGoBloggers? I don't find one on the site search.
I choose women. And, as such, I would marry an extremely hot, tremendously wealthy woman.
I am sure the women will be lining up to date the jobless, broke guys.
I think it is implied that this is like a strange alternate universe for the person choosing where lack of funds does not impede his ability to score all the hot chicks.
Guys acting rich who are actually very broke score all the time. Everything looks better in the dark.
don't score because the women think they have money, they score because contrary to popular belief the men and women who go to such clubs are typicaly there for very similar reasons.
of course.
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+1. Thanks for the laugh. By the way, NTTAWWT.
problem solved. I think we have a pretty clear answer to this hypothetical.
I'd pick the same. With enough money I can pay a guy to look almost woman like.
Plus its just sex. I can clost my eyes and imagine a woman for the 30 seconds it would take me to get off.
and think about it, this path would bring Bradley Cooper, Joshua Jackson(NTJJ) and the dude who played Gale in The Hunger Games into play. There is quite an angle here.
Ya think so....
Wait, so I can have infinite wealth AND not get nagged for not being intimate?
The Choice is Wealth or a sex life. In the choice of wealth or celibacy everyone take wealth. Assuming you asked the correct question, you also left out the possibility that the askee is of the LGBT orientation, so for anyone in that group the choice for wealth is easy too.
So given your intended question, I'd take the money and go gay.
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I could never be celibate. Plus, I think a lot of men - maybe most - would take the money. That'd leave a lot of women looking for love. Which means that while I'd be broke, I'd be covered in more pussy than a crazy lesbian cat lady.
I choose option C: continue to struggle for both for the rest of my life
made me laugh, but appreciate your honesty. I think I'm in that same boat - struggle with both.
Physical challenge.
A 6 hour deceased Halle Berry or Rosie O'Donnell after she just got done playing an hour of racketball?
is really not even close. That makes me sad and feeling very morbid.
Morbid yes, but who did you choose?
..... both, at once. :(
Well, that does makes it extra morbid.
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I would take the money. In place of women, I would masturbate to porn constantly....which changes nothing from my current life. :)
ive been broke and settled for hand jobs before and survived. Being filthy rich and jerking off would have to be exponentially better.