drinking thread and boss bitch

Submitted by wigeon on
Tough week here hard by the shore of Lake Michigan. Lots of snow, plowing,and all the associated bullshit. Nerves were frazzled, kids had to be shuttled, and suddenly i was on deck for dinner. I was just about to order pizza when i had stellar idea. 1. Brown meat. In this case it was duck sausage, but anything will do. 2. Add tomatos and onion to meat. On low 3; season to taste 4. Answer stoopid email from disconnected boss who has no grasp of reality. (Hey do you really think you can do 300k in February?). Yes you shitfuck, i can. 5. Brown corn tortilla 6. Spoon meat over browned tortilla and cover with cheese. Kill a Sierra Nevada and fire off belligerant email questioning bosses value. 7. Pull shit from 350 degree oven, smother in sour cream, and send another ratfuck email to boss asking why exactly he skipped the 10:00 call this morning and missing the explanation that the management team completely endorsed the solution, the only fucking thing he could've possibly contributed. 8. Eat. Long week. Thank God for this here cold beer. Drinking thread? Ok.

Number 7

February 12th, 2016 at 9:24 PM ^

Coached my 10-yr old son's basketball team to a 29–36 loss but an excellent effort by the youngsters nonetheless. Came home to cook some steaks, which I washed down with a 2010 Côte du rhone by E. Guigal (ok), and then afterwards had a light pour of some Elmer T. Lee (excellent) with some salted caramel chocolate to tickle the taste buds. Wife is in Japan, but we're managing alright.



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mischill

February 12th, 2016 at 9:30 PM ^

Had a fucker of a week. Opened a bottle of Shorts Batch 5000. Holy cow. I've never been a Shorts fan, but this is one of the better beers I've ever had. Like Hopslam with way more interesting hops.



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Sam1863

February 12th, 2016 at 9:32 PM ^

As soon as I read "shitfuck," I had an immediate flashback to Jim Bouton's "Ball Four," one of the best-known "tell-all" books in sports history. According to Bouton, "shitfuck" was the favorite expletive of Joe Schulz, the Seattle Pilots' manager.

Unless he was drunk, in which case it sometimes came out as "fuckshit."

Sam1863

February 13th, 2016 at 7:46 AM ^

It's a good inspiration. I'm 55 and I still quote that book. A couple of years ago I was having a few beers with some guys on my baseball team. We were watching a ball game in which the hitter couldn't get a bunt down. It was a perfect time for me to drop another gem from Joe Schultz:

"Boys, bunting is like jacking off. Once you learn how you never forget."

sadeto

February 12th, 2016 at 9:36 PM ^

My "boss" is great, a fellow Michigan grad, actually a colleague really as we're both officers. I do what I want and he is my reality check. Drinking Alesmith Decadence, wow what a great brew.

GaryMoellerBre…

February 12th, 2016 at 9:38 PM ^

Lost in the company sponsored cornhole tournament to the nerdy guy in a fashion that would make the MSU game look plausible.. Got a 4pack of Blackthorn Cider and some craft Lager. Watching this weeks Workaholics before I dig into some chicken shwarma.. Come on the weekend!



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Minus The Houma

February 12th, 2016 at 11:24 PM ^

Finishing up making my first batch of mead, well, melomel to be more accurate. will be drinking it in a couple months. I just need to get some cheap mugs that I can smash while i drink it, like viking. 

TESOE

February 13th, 2016 at 1:17 AM ^

with her homework - which is due at midnight...I never had homework due on an *^&^(* friday night.  What kind of country has this become...

 

She doesn't want my f*&king help - or so she has told me in 15 y.o. speak.

So instead, I'm sitting here on her cheap ikea couch ... typing this post...

Happy Friday Night.